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Posted by: The Wulfman
I am god.

Also, I have pleasured myself every day (maybe skipped a few, whatever) for three years, and have a 3.8 GPA. So suck it.
I will pray for your body and soul, son. The affects of self pleasure are not apparent immediatly, much like the affects of eating fast food daily are not apparent at once either...but believe me, son, it will lead to an eternity of pain if you keep it up. Look to God before it is to late, please!

Posted by: Zhutch0216
my friends have done it before but dont do it any more... so theyre going to hell?? i mean im a christian but cmon dude... all sins are forgivable.
Not at all. As long as they have realized the error of their ways and stopped before permenant damage manifests itself, all will be well, more or less. I commend your firends for having the strength to see the right path.

-Richard Browning

[Edited on 07.05.2008 9:25 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 9:24 PM PDT

Posted by: peacemaker1215
Just for a moment here. I might say that I'm 22 and I have never, you know.... Mastur... We'll leave it there.


Say hello to Mr. enlarged Prostate. (I really hope not though.)

  • 07.05.2008 9:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Richard Browning
our Father in Heaven!

Religion is a dangerous subject here, it can get you banned.


Other then that this was my lolz for the day, thank you.

  • 07.05.2008 9:25 PM PDT

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

  • 07.05.2008 9:26 PM PDT
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Well Father,

Your post has really opened my eyes and I was wondering....
What if your wife does it for you? I'm not talking procreation but a handjob.
Is that bad or wasteful?

  • 07.05.2008 9:26 PM PDT
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I'll smoke and drink and whack off and have carnal relations with people I don't plan to marry. My life is none of your business.

  • 07.05.2008 9:27 PM PDT
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I think I'm officially terrified of organized religion

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  • 07.05.2008 9:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr Dum Dum
Well Father,

Your post has really opened my eyes and I was wondering....
What if your wife does it for you? I'm not talking procreation but a handjob.
Is that bad or wasteful?
A good question, son, and one I have heard before. The fact that the wife is pleasuring the husband is of little consequence--the spinal fluid is not contained in her, and is thus able to seep out freely, leading to the same ill-effects as self pleasure. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 9:28 PM PDT

Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.

  • 07.05.2008 9:28 PM PDT

nvm

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  • 07.05.2008 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: TeamTheCreed
Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.
Precisely.

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 9:29 PM PDT
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uh.....


so like cats die when you do it too?


and it makes your eysight bad?


oh but sex is alot different, right?





sure im religious but take your lies somewhere else

  • 07.05.2008 9:29 PM PDT
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Is it okay to m@sturbate if I think about Jesus while I'm doing it?

  • 07.05.2008 9:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: EvilTurkey1021
Is it okay to m@sturbate if I think about Jesus while I'm doing it?
No. It is immoral and unhealthy no matter who or what you think of. And please, do not insult Jesus, our savior, in such a manner. Thank you.

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 9:31 PM PDT
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Whatever floats your boat dude!

  • 07.05.2008 9:32 PM PDT

Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: TeamTheCreed
Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.
Precisely.

-Richard Browning


As your post may come as some humor to those of us that actually know the truth of the matter, there are still some younger people here. You may be putting the wrong ideals in their heads. So refrain from making up such dire consequences. : )

  • 07.05.2008 9:32 PM PDT

Change is impossible, guidance is possible.

Congratulations, you're preaching to a forum where probably 70-80% of us are athiests.

  • 07.05.2008 9:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: EvilTurkey1021
Is it okay to m@sturbate if I think about Jesus while I'm doing it?

This my friends, is too epic.

  • 07.05.2008 9:32 PM PDT

Posted by: EvilTurkey1021
Is it okay to m@sturbate if I think about Jesus while I'm doing it?

Amazin'!

  • 07.05.2008 9:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: TeamTheCreed
Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.
Precisely.

-Richard Browning
Why do you always sign your posts?

  • 07.05.2008 9:33 PM PDT