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Posted by: TeamTheCreed
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Posted by: TeamTheCreed
Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.
Precisely.

-Richard Browning


As your post may come as some humor to those of us that actually know the truth of the matter, there are still some younger people here. You may be putting the wrong ideals in their heads. So refrain from making up such dire consequences. : )
I am unclear as to what you are implying...once again, I am not joking around her, son. The topic of self defamation and corruption is a serious one, make no mistake. And as for my "making up such dire consequences", I have done no such thing. I checked with my family physician to make sure all points in my original post are factual. I think that you should do some research, before it's too late. Thank you.

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 9:35 PM PDT
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how are you guys so blind to this

  • 07.05.2008 9:35 PM PDT
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What about a Fleshlight?

  • 07.05.2008 9:35 PM PDT

nvm

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  • 07.05.2008 9:35 PM PDT
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So wait, I usually jerk off all over my King James Bible, you're telling me this is bad?

Parziale, no one knows. Well, stupid people "know" but no one actually knows. Look at it this way, if you were raised in classical Greece you'd worship Zeus. Get what I'm saying?

[Edited on 07.05.2008 9:36 PM PDT]

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Posted by: maxzero3
Posted by: Richard Browning
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Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.
Precisely.

-Richard Browning
Why do you always sign your posts?
All the cool kids are doing it.

- jedtastic

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: TeamTheCreed
Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: TeamTheCreed
Exactly, whether the stimulation is coming from your own hand, or the hand of another. It's stimulation of the pen­is any way you cut it.
Precisely.

-Richard Browning


As your post may come as some humor to those of us that actually know the truth of the matter, there are still some younger people here. You may be putting the wrong ideals in their heads. So refrain from making up such dire consequences. : )
I am unclear as to what you are implying...once again, I am not joking around her, son. The topic of self defamation and corruption is a serious one, make no mistake. And as for my "making up such dire consequences", I have done no such thing. I checked with my family physician to make sure all points in my original post are factual. I think that you should do some research, before it's too late. Thank you.

-Richard Browning


Is your family physician a bible humper too?

  • 07.05.2008 9:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Stan Marsh
Dude, this is pretty -blam!- up

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Dear Father,

If you loose spinal fluid from releasing man-juice does that mean you should stop pro-creating when you're married?

  • 07.05.2008 9:36 PM PDT

I just forgot, "no religious threads."
We should let this thread die.

  • 07.05.2008 9:37 PM PDT

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"jerking off", "spanking the monkey", or "pulling the laughy-taffy"

sig'd

  • 07.05.2008 9:37 PM PDT

KC Baxter

i feel like strokin it for some odd reason now

  • 07.05.2008 9:37 PM PDT

Those years of waiting are over. Has my happiness manifested at last?

Posted by: corycorycory15
how are you guys so blind to this

I think they're just rolling with it.

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Posted by: Richard Browning
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Is it okay to m@sturbate if I think about Jesus while I'm doing it?
No. It is immoral and unhealthy no matter who or what you think of. And please, do not insult Jesus, our savior, in such a manner. Thank you.

-Richard Browning
Hey man, I wasn't insulting him. It's not my fault your savior is a fine hunk of man meat.

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Posted by: brian walker
"jerking off", "spanking the monkey", or "pulling the laughy-taffy"

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don't forget "burpin' the worm"

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Posted by: Mr Dum Dum
Dear Father,

If you loose spinal fluid from releasing man-juice does that mean you should stop pro-creating when you're married?
Not at all--when a man and woman coupulate in a natural manner, the woman's crevice contains the spinal fluids, keeping them from leaking out as they would if the male sex organ were unenclosed. The coupleshould be married before coupulating, so as to avoid having a bastard child. I should also say that condoms and other contraceptives should not be used--coupulation should be strictly for the creation of new life, not pleasure!

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 9:39 PM PDT
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I feel it is my duty to post this.
See this part here, this is where you went all wrong.

  • 07.05.2008 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Mr Dum Dum
Dear Father,

If you loose spinal fluid from releasing man-juice does that mean you should stop pro-creating when you're married?
Not at all--when a man and woman coupulate in a natural manner, the woman's crevice contains the spinal fluids, keeping them from leaking out as they would if the male sex organ were unenclosed. The coupleshould be married before coupulating, so as to avoid having a bastard child. I should also say that condoms and other contraceptives should not be used--coupulation should be strictly for the creation of new life, not pleasure!

-Richard Browning


Dear Father,

I understand now. But is it better to have a biblical numer of childern like 3 or 7 or just a lot? Do mutiples of 3 and 7 count?

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Mr Dum Dum
Dear Father,

If you loose spinal fluid from releasing man-juice does that mean you should stop pro-creating when you're married?
Not at all--when a man and woman coupulate in a natural manner, the woman's crevice contains the spinal fluids, keeping them from leaking out as they would if the male sex organ were unenclosed. The coupleshould be married before coupulating, so as to avoid having a bastard child. I should also say that condoms and other contraceptives should not be used--coupulation should be strictly for the creation of new life, not pleasure!

-Richard Browning


This post is so full of fail it fails at failing. You are so full of -blam!- dude, I can't believe people actually listen to you.

  • 07.05.2008 9:42 PM PDT

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  • 07.05.2008 9:42 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

I guess I should be paralyzed by now.

  • 07.05.2008 9:42 PM PDT