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Posted by: NAP0
Posted by: Richard Browning
I feel it is my duty to post this. [/quote]See this part here, this is where you went all wrong.
What?

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Dear Father,

If you loose spinal fluid from releasing man-juice does that mean you should stop pro-creating when you're married?
Not at all--when a man and woman coupulate in a natural manner, the woman's crevice contains the spinal fluids, keeping them from leaking out as they would if the male sex organ were unenclosed. The coupleshould be married before coupulating, so as to avoid having a bastard child. I should also say that condoms and other contraceptives should not be used--coupulation should be strictly for the creation of new life, not pleasure!

-Richard Browning


Dear Father,

I understand now. But is it better to have a biblical numer of childern like 3 or 7 or just a lot? Do mutiples of 3 and 7 count?
Have as many as you can support. I have three beautiful children of my own, but a fourth may be in order soon, if the Lord (and my wife) allows it. :-)

-Richard Browning

[Edited on 07.05.2008 9:44 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 9:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Zacharoni9
you should trust james, he is an expert with the ladiez

This guy is obviously faking. There's nothing wrong with "self pleasuring." Besides religious discussions are not permitted on this forum; read the rules. Besides, half of these people probably don't even believe in God. You're wastimg time

  • 07.05.2008 9:43 PM PDT

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Sooo........... butt secks?

  • 07.05.2008 9:43 PM PDT

KC Baxter


Posted by: funkenstein7
what if it's a religious circle jerk? Oh, dont worry, we thank the lord during the process, no need to worry about going to hell, right? Eh, Father?


exactly

  • 07.05.2008 9:44 PM PDT
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do we even know this guy is what he says he is? I mean... he could just be some parent that thinks this is wrong and knew everyone would listen if he was a "religious figure"

  • 07.05.2008 9:44 PM PDT

what if it's a religious circle jerk? Oh, dont worry, we thank the lord during the process, no need to worry about going to hell, right? Eh, Father?

  • 07.05.2008 9:44 PM PDT

Change is impossible, guidance is possible.

Posted by: King James 368
This guy is obviously faking. There's nothing wrong with "self pleasuring." Besides religious discussions are not permitted on this forum; read the rules. Besides, half of these people probably don't even believe in God. You're wastimg time

QFT

  • 07.05.2008 9:44 PM PDT

Give me some documents that prove any of the "fatal" consequences. I'm unsure of how AIDS can be caught from yourself since you have to come in contact with the virus in order to be infected. Unless evolution somehow gave you cells that produce AIDS, you're not gonna get without some help. I need some pictures of draining spinal fluid or it didn't happen.

BTW: EPIC lulz

[Edited on 07.05.2008 9:46 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 9:44 PM PDT

How do I absolutely know which religion is the correct religion? How do I know Judaism isn't the right one?

  • 07.05.2008 9:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: NAP0
Posted by: Richard Browning
I feel it is my duty to post this.
See this part here, this is where you went all wrong.
What?

-Richard Browning
That is the part where you made your fatal flaw... it's not your duty. In no way shape or form is it your duty to post things of this matter. You are not these children's parents, and it is not your place to inject your view on such a matter. I will not have you scare these children because of your personal belief system.

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In this thread, new people to the internet get -blam!- trolled hard.

  • 07.05.2008 9:46 PM PDT

KC Baxter

if you have an issue grab a tissue

or if your wackin it. either way,am i right?

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Posted by: NAP0
Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: NAP0
Posted by: Richard Browning
I feel it is my duty to post this.
See this part here, this is where you went all wrong.
What?

-Richard Browning
That is the part where you made your fatal flaw... it's not your duty. In no way shape or form is it your duty to post things of this matter. You are not these children's parents, and it is not your place to inject your view on such a matter. I will not have you scare these children because of your personal belief system.

I'm sorry if I have offended you, but I am simply trying to spread the truth, son. And I feel that spreading truth is my duty, and thus this is as well. Thank you.

Posted by: Parziale
How do I absolutely know which religion is the correct religion? How do I know Judaism isn't the right one?
Faith in the man Jesus is all I can tell you son. Believe in him, study his life, and you will see that his way is the true way.

-Richard Browning

[Edited on 07.05.2008 9:48 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 9:47 PM PDT

I like to post on The Flood.

Prepare for My Longest rant in history

I'm an Atheist so I lost you automatically after "Baptist Preacher" and from then on I looked at you as a religious troll and I saw ABSURD this thread is, I mean seriously Spinal Fluid? that's not even what it's called, moron, it's called "Cerebrospinal fluid" And it isn't even produced around your spine, produced in your BRAIN,crazy huh? Now i'll quote Wikipedia here-------It is held in many mental health circles that -blam!-ion can relieve depression, stress and lead to a higher sense of self-worth (Hurlbert & Whittaker, 1991). -blam!-ion can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other – in which case -blam!-ion provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.------You see? I could have copied and pasted many,many,MANY paragraphs on how healthy it is. Why would doing something natural be a bad thing? Does lifting your arm unhealthy now too? In fact I read through the ENTIRE wiki article on "-blam!-ion" and the only risk is -blam!- addiction and that is still just a theory.

In conclusion to my rant i would like to say: Idiotic troll is idiotic

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Posted by: Parziale
How do I absolutely know which religion is the correct religion? How do I know Judaism isn't the right one?


They're all the same when you look under the cover. Do this and this and this, but don't do this and you won't go to hell. It's all bull.

  • 07.05.2008 9:48 PM PDT
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What about if you use a fleshlight?!!??!?!?!??!?!?

AWNSER ME GODAMIT!

  • 07.05.2008 9:50 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Thread saved for epic lulz and fail religious troll.

  • 07.05.2008 9:52 PM PDT
Subject: The weird preist is talking about MASTER BATION GUYS...HERETIC
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Posted by: OUTthaWAZOO2
And religion is a complete load of bs. what's the reason for basically every war or major conflict ever started? difference in religion. there is no point to it. and you can't go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

you fail at trying to be a religious figure, you fail at lying about your brain and spinal fluids coming out of your dick hole when you jizz, and you fail at making a good portion of the people in this thread believe a word of what you've said and most of these guys are mocking you.

but that's probably what you wanted, right?


Is it sinful to have a fetish for verbal abuse? He's probably going to go pound his "wife" all night long after we're done with this thread.

  • 07.05.2008 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: A n cl r e w
What about if you use a fleshlight?!!??!?!?!??!?!?

AWNSER ME GODAMIT!


wtf is a fleshlight!?

  • 07.05.2008 9:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: EvilTurkey1021
Is it okay to m@sturbate if I think about Jesus while I'm doing it?

Thank you.

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Posted by: A n cl r e w
What about if you use a fleshlight?!!??!?!?!??!?!?

AWNSER ME GODAMIT!
Explain to me what a "fleshlight" is, then I will answer accordingly. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 9:52 PM PDT