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Subject: The Dangers of Intimate Interactions With Oneself
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I can't help but stay here
It's like watching a train wreck and you brought a video camera and popcorn

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I do not appreciate B.Net Group solicitation. If you ignore this and send me an invitation anyway, I will block communications with you.

Furthermore, you claim that a woman's "crevice" (as you call it) keeps a man's brain fluid from seeping out of his genitalia? Wait, didn't you say spinal fluid before? Well which is it, brain fluid or spinal fluid? Both? Hm, quite a predicament. Well let me ask you this:

If a male's orgasm releases spinal and/or brain fluid, that would mean that upon orgasm, said fluid leaves the spine and brain to travel (somehow) through the body to the -blam!- in order to be expelled. Now, as I said, foreskin does not detect what it is being touched by chemically, which means that if your statement were true (which... lol, it isn't), then the chemicals would leave both areas either way. If the "crevice" somehow did prevent it from coming out, it still would have traveled to the ejaculatory passage, which means that the damage has already been done.

Or wait, are you going to now claim that these fluids travel back to the brain and spine after realizing that this woman's sacred temple "do no want"?

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Posted by: Richard Browning
I will pray for you, son.

-Richard Browning


You do that. While your at it can you ask God to bring on the apocalypse already? I'm getting tired of waiting for all you ignorant religious people to go join your "God"

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:06 PM PDT]

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Masterbating is more healthy then it is dangerous, it relieves stress, can lower your blood pressure and even makes the male reproductive organ stronger.

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Posted by: Sir Killalot33
Bull-blam!-. I am atheist. I should be dead by now then, but I am not. This is no place for you to spout religous crap. Its a video game forum. I don't care if it is so grave. So having a child before getting married, makes him a bastard? I might as well have my girlfriend get an abortion. Is my bastard going to worship some devil?

~Killalot


p.s. This thread made me crap my pants in laughter :)
I am not saying that children born outside of marriages are immoral, I am saying their parents are. Look up the defenition of bastard--it is a child born from an unwed couple. I mean no disrespect, son. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

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Posted by: Angelic Firefly
I can't help but stay here
It's like watching a train wreck and you brought a video camera and popcorn


QFT

This thread is hilarious

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Sir Killalot33
Bull-blam!-. I am atheist. I should be dead by now then, but I am not. This is no place for you to spout religous crap. Its a video game forum. I don't care if it is so grave. So having a child before getting married, makes him a bastard? I might as well have my girlfriend get an abortion. Is my bastard going to worship some devil?

~Killalot


p.s. This thread made me crap my pants in laughter :)
I am not saying that children born outside of marriages are immoral, I am saying their parents are. Look up the defenition of bastard--it is a child born from an unwed couple. I mean no disrespect, son. Thanks.

-Richard Browning


I thought a bastard child was that of 2 parents that were NEVER married

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I do not appreciate B.Net Group solicitation. If you ignore this and send me an invitation anyway, I will block communications with you.

Posted by: Richard Browning
I assure you, I don't joke about matters as grave as this.

-Richard Browning
Well then, would you care to actually respond to what I've said?

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I lol at your ignorance Richard.

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I LOVE TOUCHING MYSELF!!!

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Posted by: Dream053
Posted by: Richard Browning
I assure you, I don't joke about matters as grave as this.

-Richard Browning
Well then, would you care to actually respond to what I've said?


oh snap!

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Even for The Flood I find this pointless. As if this will change anything, especially on a forum.

  • 07.05.2008 10:08 PM PDT

Don't base whether or not you buy a game on its graphics. Gameplay and how fun it is are what matter most. Not the textures of the grass that you will never need to look at!

Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Sir Killalot33
Bull-blam!-. I am atheist. I should be dead by now then, but I am not. This is no place for you to spout religous crap. Its a video game forum. I don't care if it is so grave. So having a child before getting married, makes him a bastard? I might as well have my girlfriend get an abortion. Is my bastard going to worship some devil?

~Killalot


p.s. This thread made me crap my pants in laughter :)
I am not saying that children born outside of marriages are immoral, I am saying their parents are. Look up the defenition of bastard--it is a child born from an unwed couple. I mean no disrespect, son. Thanks.

-Richard Browning


Prove god exists. Thus I refute thee.

Gonna jerk it in your house spank dat, gonna get in your girl's blouse, spank dat.

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:11 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Maraud3r 43
I LOVE TOUCHING MYSELF!!!


*high fives*

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I mean c'mon dude. When your Girlfriend left you and said "Your only thinkin' with your -Blam!-!" She didn't literaly mean you brain was in your happy place.


Edited for accidental filter bypass.

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:13 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Magc Man 64001
Posted by: Angelic Firefly
I can't help but stay here
It's like watching a train wreck and you brought a video camera and popcorn


QFT

This thread is hilarious


I think even the mods are enjoying the show. This thread should have been banned 4 pages ago.

  • 07.05.2008 10:09 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Posted by: Maraud3r 43
I LOVE TOUCHING MYSELF!!!

Best reply for the night. +10 for epicness.

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I jerked int he book of matthew

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Jesus took 3 days to respawn, talk about lag.

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Sir Killalot33
Bull-blam!-. I am atheist. I should be dead by now then, but I am not. This is no place for you to spout religous crap. Its a video game forum. I don't care if it is so grave. So having a child before getting married, makes him a bastard? I might as well have my girlfriend get an abortion. Is my bastard going to worship some devil?

~Killalot


p.s. This thread made me crap my pants in laughter :)
I am not saying that children born outside of marriages are immoral, I am saying their parents are. Look up the defenition of bastard--it is a child born from an unwed couple. I mean no disrespect, son. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

You do know there is more than one religion and people can believe whatever they want. I believe self pleasuring feels good and as long as I don't do it too often, I won't die. Children born in or out of marrage make their parents no different. I would call that discrimination against certain people.

~Killalot

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:11 PM PDT]

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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Posted by: Magc Man 64001
Posted by: Angelic Firefly
I can't help but stay here
It's like watching a train wreck and you brought a video camera and popcorn


QFT

This thread is hilarious


I think even the mods are enjoying the show. This thread should have been banned 4 pages ago.


they might be recovering from the hangover they got on the 4th

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He will never respond to what you said or what i've said because were making valid points.

well, your making valid points.
I find it a wast of energy to wrestle with moon logic and just told him he was a moron.

  • 07.05.2008 10:11 PM PDT

I threw my mouse at my computer the other day and now my scrolley thingy dosent work, am i going to hell?

  • 07.05.2008 10:12 PM PDT