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Posted by: forandir
I threw my mouse at my computer the other day and now my scrolley thingy dosent work, am i going to hell?
I misread this. I thought you said you threw your house at your computer. I was like, "Damn that's extreme."

  • 07.05.2008 10:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dream053
Posted by: Richard Browning
I assure you, I don't joke about matters as grave as this.

-Richard Browning
Well then, would you care to actually respond to what I've said?
Certainly.

Posted by: Dream053
Furthermore, you claim that a woman's "crevice" (as you call it) keeps a man's brain fluid from seeping out of his genitalia? Wait, didn't you say spinal fluid before? Well which is it, brain fluid or spinal fluid? Both? Hm, quite a predicament. Well let me ask you this:
I am sorry, I was quite vague in that department. Both spinal fluids and fluids protecting the brain seep out after a male's orgasm (a similar process occurs after a woman's orgasm as well).

If a male's orgasm releases spinal and/or brain fluid, that would mean that upon orgasm, said fluid leaves the spine and brain to travel (somehow) through the body to the -blam!- in order to be expelled. Now, as I said, foreskin does not detect what it is being touched by chemically, which means that if your statement were true (which... lol, it isn't), then the chemicals would leave both areas either way. If the "crevice" somehow did prevent it from coming out, it still would have traveled to the ejaculatory passage, which means that the damage has already been done.I believe you have misinterpreted my words. First of all, I realize that the proper term is not "crevice", I am simply trying not to trigger the spam filter. Now, what I am suggesting is not that entry into the woman's crevice stops the flow of brain/spinal fluids...not at all. The woman's crevice instead acts as a sort of container for the male's lost fluids, allowing it to stew in her instead of leaking everywhere. The contractions of the woman after her orgasm lead to the fluids being re-inserted into the male body. Thus, any damage done is only temporary, and very minimal at that.

Or wait, are you going to now claim that these fluids travel back to the brain and spine after realizing that this woman's sacred temple "do no want"?Much in the same way that the fluids are forced out of the spine/brain and out of the male organ, they are sucked back up like a vacuum after the orgasm. I hope that clears things up. Thanks. :-)

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 10:14 PM PDT

Don't base whether or not you buy a game on its graphics. Gameplay and how fun it is are what matter most. Not the textures of the grass that you will never need to look at!

Posted by: forandir
I threw my mouse at my computer the other day and now my scrolley thingy dosent work, am i going to hell?


If it was Logitech, you're fine.

Richard would prolly like touching himself if he tried.

  • 07.05.2008 10:14 PM PDT

Why do we fight? To protect home, and family. To preserve balance and bring harmony. For my kind, the true question is... what is worth fighting for
-Chen Stormstout

But how come, when my friend said he had asked the church guy about it, he said it was perfectly normal for a teen to do? Hm?

  • 07.05.2008 10:14 PM PDT

Posted by: OUTthaWAZOO2
i just ripped out a page of the bible, printed a color picture of your god's face, taped aforementioned picture onto half-ripped page, proceeded to watch an amazing pr0n involving huge asses and a lot of oil, then jerked off all over the bible page and your god's face, and finally burned the page.

how do you respond to that?


umm....wow?
a little much huh?

  • 07.05.2008 10:15 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
Posted by: Richard Browning
I assure you, I don't joke about matters as grave as this.

-Richard Browning
Well then, would you care to actually respond to what I've said?
Certainly.

Posted by: Dream053
Furthermore, you claim that a woman's "crevice" (as you call it) keeps a man's brain fluid from seeping out of his genitalia? Wait, didn't you say spinal fluid before? Well which is it, brain fluid or spinal fluid? Both? Hm, quite a predicament. Well let me ask you this:
I am sorry, I was quite vague in that department. Both spinal fluids and fluids protecting the brain seep out after a male's orgasm (a similar process occurs after a woman's orgasm as well).

If a male's orgasm releases spinal and/or brain fluid, that would mean that upon orgasm, said fluid leaves the spine and brain to travel (somehow) through the body to the -blam!- in order to be expelled. Now, as I said, foreskin does not detect what it is being touched by chemically, which means that if your statement were true (which... lol, it isn't), then the chemicals would leave both areas either way. If the "crevice" somehow did prevent it from coming out, it still would have traveled to the ejaculatory passage, which means that the damage has already been done.I believe you have misinterpreted my words. First of all, I realize that the proper term is not "crevice", I am simply trying not to trigger the spam filter. Now, what I am suggesting is not that entry into the woman's crevice stops the flow of brain/spinal fluids...not at all. The woman's crevice instead acts as a sort of container for the male's lost fluids, allowing it to stew in her instead of leaking everywhere. The contractions of the woman after her orgasm lead to the fluids being re-inserted into the male body. Thus, any damage done is only temporary, and very minimal at that.

Or wait, are you going to now claim that these fluids travel back to the brain and spine after realizing that this woman's sacred temple "do no want"?Much in the same way that the fluids are forced out of the spine/brain and out of the male organ, they are sucked back up like a vacuum after the orgasm. I hope that clears things up. Thanks. :-)

-Richard Browning

I hope to God that you're not serious about that reply.

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this guy's either the most genius troll ever...
















or an idiot

  • 07.05.2008 10:16 PM PDT

NO GROUP INVITES

Jesus took 3 days to respawn, talk about lag.

7 BILLION BY 7

So. How does brain fluid exit your -blam!- during orgasm? How does it travel? Explain that.

Oh and replying your post above me, I am pretty sure than nothing comes back inside my -blam!- after :)

I am done for the night.

~Killalot

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:23 PM PDT]

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God wouldn't make anyone that stupid unless he thought of the human race as one big joke for his sick amusement.

  • 07.05.2008 10:17 PM PDT

Fight good. Fight hard. Fight to the death.

To annoy the OP lets give tips on how to do it....

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Posted by: Sir Killalot33
So. How does brain fluid exit your -blam!- during orgasm? How does it travel? Explain that.

~Killalot

I was wondering that too...

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wow...i love this...this is possibly...simply the most epic, EPIC lawl i have EVER heard on this forum, thank you daddy, u made my day, if its so unhealthy, y did my sex ed teacher (evry one of them over the past 5 years) my doctor(s), even my MOM, has told me ur....monkey...spanking...is a completely healthy and normal activity..so god, if i somehow am sinning, kill me, kill me now

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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
God wouldn't make anyone that stupid unless he thought of the human race as one big joke for his sick amusement.


I dunno, God DOES kinda act like a dick sometimes...

  • 07.05.2008 10:18 PM PDT

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THIS GUY IS A -blam!- TROLL YOU -blam!- RETARDS. A TROLL IS SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO WASTE YOU TIME YOU DUMBASSES

  • 07.05.2008 10:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
God wouldn't make anyone that stupid unless he thought of the human race as one big joke for his sick amusement.
Idk there are alot of cruel jokes that happen to humans, imo god does have a cruel sense of humor.

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Posted by: BackwardSlinky
Posted by: Maraud3r 43
I LOVE TOUCHING MYSELF!!!


*high fives*


*High Fives Back with hand not used*

Also if we are not supposed to touch ourselves, why do we have hands?

  • 07.05.2008 10:19 PM PDT

"I wanted to make people happy, if only for an hour."
-Busby Berkley

RIP Halo 2

Did you go to college?
Did you go to high school?

  • 07.05.2008 10:19 PM PDT
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This guy sounds like DR. Maxwell.

All his awnsers are what i like to call stupid loopy.

Are you actually suggesting that, because this is what it would mean for your statment to be true.

There is a hole in your body that connects from your spinal cannal to oyur -blam- and that when you are done it sucks up teh liquid back into said cannal. I'm sorry to break it to you, the cerebro spinal fliud is a visus conductive liquid that allows teh ransfer of electrical signals throughotu your body. there is no logic to what your said. and i'm laughign so hard i could piss myself.

  • 07.05.2008 10:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: OUTthaWAZOO2
let's take a gander at how many people get banned after this ends.

i'm saying 17 people are gone for at least 2 weeks.


I've said this many times before...

that would be pretty epic

  • 07.05.2008 10:20 PM PDT

Don't base whether or not you buy a game on its graphics. Gameplay and how fun it is are what matter most. Not the textures of the grass that you will never need to look at!

Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
Posted by: Richard Browning
I assure you, I don't joke about matters as grave as this.

-Richard Browning
Well then, would you care to actually respond to what I've said?
Certainly.

Posted by: Dream053
Furthermore, you claim that a woman's "crevice" (as you call it) keeps a man's brain fluid from seeping out of his genitalia? Wait, didn't you say spinal fluid before? Well which is it, brain fluid or spinal fluid? Both? Hm, quite a predicament. Well let me ask you this:
I am sorry, I was quite vague in that department. Both spinal fluids and fluids protecting the brain seep out after a male's orgasm (a similar process occurs after a woman's orgasm as well).

If a male's orgasm releases spinal and/or brain fluid, that would mean that upon orgasm, said fluid leaves the spine and brain to travel (somehow) through the body to the -blam!- in order to be expelled. Now, as I said, foreskin does not detect what it is being touched by chemically, which means that if your statement were true (which... lol, it isn't), then the chemicals would leave both areas either way. If the "crevice" somehow did prevent it from coming out, it still would have traveled to the ejaculatory passage, which means that the damage has already been done.I believe you have misinterpreted my words. First of all, I realize that the proper term is not "crevice", I am simply trying not to trigger the spam filter. Now, what I am suggesting is not that entry into the woman's crevice stops the flow of brain/spinal fluids...not at all. The woman's crevice instead acts as a sort of container for the male's lost fluids, allowing it to stew in her instead of leaking everywhere. The contractions of the woman after her orgasm lead to the fluids being re-inserted into the male body. Thus, any damage done is only temporary, and very minimal at that.

Or wait, are you going to now claim that these fluids travel back to the brain and spine after realizing that this woman's sacred temple "do no want"?Much in the same way that the fluids are forced out of the spine/brain and out of the male organ, they are sucked back up like a vacuum after the orgasm. I hope that clears things up. Thanks. :-)

-Richard Browning


I really hope this is some kind of Keep it Clean conspiracy by Frankie.

You have gained this Rich

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Posted by: brian walker
THIS GUY IS A -blam!- TROLL YOU -blam!- RETARDS. A TROLL IS SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO WASTE YOU TIME YOU DUMBASSES


He's probably the most literate troll I've ever encountered.

As for tips on how to "do it", soak a sock in hot water, wrap it around your tallywhacker and stick it between your mattresses. Like doin it doggy style.

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Much in the same way that the fluids are forced out of the spine/brain and out of the male organ, they are sucked back up like a vacuum after the orgasm. I hope that clears things up. Thanks. :-)

-Richard Browning
So, still assuming you are not trolling (I'm actually not assuming that, but I'm having fun), you're telling me that you firmly believe that spinal fluid and fluid protecting the brain both travel down the spinal column and somehow enter the body's excretory system (because the male testicles are not connected to anything but the laffy-taffy itself, making any sort of incoming liquids impossible [oh wait, you're totally going to tell me now that they enter the circulatory system with your blood, travel to the gonads, and then osmosis themselves into the ejaculatory glands, correct?] ).

So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.

Anyway, as I said, I hope (and am very certain) that this is a joke. Anyway, you'd be making better headway in either case if you actually cited said scientist who makes these claims.

Good night.

  • 07.05.2008 10:21 PM PDT