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Posted by: Richard Browning
I was quite vague in that department. Both spinal fluids and fluids protecting the brain seep out after a male's orgasm (a similar process occurs after a woman's orgasm as well).

-Richard Browning
Both spinal fluids and fluids protecting the brain... are the same fluid. It's known as CSF (cerebrospinal fluid)... It is only one fluid, and this fluid has no direct connection to the genitalia. So it might just be you leaking CSF, and if you are... you should probably get checked out. Because any shortage of CSF is extremely dangerous.

  • 07.05.2008 10:22 PM PDT

Smile, would ya, while we've still got something to smile about.

Richard, where in the bible does it say we can't "please ourselves"?

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:23 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 10:22 PM PDT

I really don't care if he is troll or not, this is just friggin funny. I love these responses. Unfortunately for the sake of the human race, people that ignorant and stupid do exist and often gain power.

  • 07.05.2008 10:23 PM PDT


Posted by: Magc Man 64001
Posted by: OUTthaWAZOO2
i just ripped out a page of the bible, printed a color picture of your god's face, taped aforementioned picture onto half-ripped page, proceeded to watch an amazing pr0n involving huge asses and a lot of oil, then jerked off all over the bible page and your god's face, and finally burned the page.

how do you respond to that?


umm....wow?
a little much huh?


Yeah, a little much. But I must admit I am slightly aroused...

  • 07.05.2008 10:23 PM PDT

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RICHARD YOU OLD DOG, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DIQ

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Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

  • 07.05.2008 10:25 PM PDT

I would go to sleep but this thread just gets better by every post

  • 07.05.2008 10:25 PM PDT

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

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alright, well, thanks for your help gc4. you seem to be one of the few on the forums that actually gives good advice.

Wow, I don't think Bnet has ever banned a preacher, before. I wonder what kind of bad karma that would entail.

Let's find out!

BAN HIM!!!

  • 07.05.2008 10:26 PM PDT
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Edit: just realized he created his account yesterday...Stupid troll....and I responded....damn.

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Extremely successful troll is extremely successful.

  • 07.05.2008 10:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

ROFL, now I'm done with this thread
And, what are the odds: as soon as I opened this I got of the shower O.o

  • 07.05.2008 10:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning


lookes like richard has some -blam!-l fluid on the brain. LULZ RICHARD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DIQ!

  • 07.05.2008 10:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning


ok, i am going to
for arguments sake
that this happens

Why are a mans cerebro spinal fliuds floating around in his ejaculate. And How is the blood brain barrier mended when it all gets sucked back into the brain.

  • 07.05.2008 10:29 PM PDT


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I will continue my politeness from our exchanged messages of this matter.


Posted by: Richard Browning
Or wait, are you going to now claim that these fluids travel back to the brain and spine after realizing that this woman's sacred temple "do no want"?Much in the same way that the fluids are forced out of the spine/brain and out of the male organ, they are sucked back up like a vacuum after the orgasm. I hope that clears things up. Thanks. :-)

After this statement, I must assume that you do not have the cold hard facts I asked for, seeing as this is impossible. If they come out at all, they come out every time. Nothing can stop it. I'm sorry, but It is now obvious that you were making totally incorrect statements about the side effects of self pleasure, to help teens with the light of God. If I see one more absurd post or message, I will stop the politeness, and call you out, my Atheist way.


No more Mr. Nice atheist!

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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

ROFL, now I'm done with this thread
And, what are the odds: as soon as I opened this I got of the shower O.o
What is "ROFL"? Thanks.

-Richard Browning

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THIS GUY IS A -blam!- TROLL YOU -blam!- RETARDS. A TROLL IS SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO WASTE YOU TIME YOU DUMBASSES


He's probably the most literate troll I've ever encountered.

As for tips on how to "do it", soak a sock in hot water, wrap it around your tallywhacker and stick it between your mattresses. Like doin it doggy style.
dude, really, you actually do that? how old are you?


I'm 23 and no I haven't done it. Do you understand the concept of humor?

  • 07.05.2008 10:31 PM PDT
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What is "ROFL"? Thanks.

-Richard Browning


ROFL means, "Richard Only F**ks Llamas."

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:32 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 10:32 PM PDT

im not sure if the ninja's are just not here, or if they are just enjoying this thread as much as i am

  • 07.05.2008 10:32 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Posted by: brian walker
lookes like richard has some -blam!-l fluid on the brain. LULZ RICHARD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DIQ!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Omfg. "He had what fluid on his brain?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm sorry, but I must turn in for the night. I wish I could answer more of your questions (the ones posed in a civil manner, at least), but I've had a long day. I may reply to this topic tomorrow morning, or perhaps post a new one. Who knows? Well, that's it...good night, and God bless! Thanks.

-Richard Browning

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:35 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 10:33 PM PDT

Don't base whether or not you buy a game on its graphics. Gameplay and how fun it is are what matter most. Not the textures of the grass that you will never need to look at!

Posted by: Richard Browning
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Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning

ROFL, now I'm done with this thread
And, what are the odds: as soon as I opened this I got of the shower O.o
What is "ROFL"? Thanks.

-Richard Browning


Here's some internet speak for you as a guide.

ROFL: Acronym for rolling on the floor laughing.
LOL: laugh out loud
LAWL: LOL
LOLOLOLOL: LOL

  • 07.05.2008 10:34 PM PDT