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KC Baxter

i think we should make a group for only people who wack it

  • 07.05.2008 10:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: exonerate38
i think we should make a group for only people who wack it


lol, wonder how Richard would like that

  • 07.05.2008 10:36 PM PDT

Posted by: brian walker
Posted by: Richard Browning
Posted by: Dream053
[quote]Posted by: Richard Browning
So, if all this were possible, you're telling me that liquids would then be propelled back up the genitalia and reverse its pathway right to where it began? Are you also assuming that it will only "vacuum" up liquids originally dispersed, rather than sucking up part of the woman's fluids as well? Sounds to me like you've got some woman-juice clogging your brain.
Good night.
The "woman juice" is sucked up as well, yes, but it is quickly destroyed by the body's immune system. Of course, if someone who already has a weakened immune system from wanking too much finally engages in healthy interactions with a woman, the "juices" may not be destroyed and could lead to serious infections. Thanks.

-Richard Browning


lookes like richard has some -blam!-l fluid on the brain. LULZ RICHARD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DIQ!


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  • 07.05.2008 10:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: h20 freak1
Extremely successful troll is extremely successful.
I tihnk he just wants to show up on the wambulance

  • 07.05.2008 10:38 PM PDT
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Ah yes, didn't realize that was you. Good stuff.

You guys do realize that when the mods wake up in the morning we're all probably going to get banned? Just like everyone who posted in the "dolphin secks" thread a while back. That was good times and totally worth the 3 day ban.

  • 07.05.2008 10:38 PM PDT
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Hmm. Finally thought of something that hopefully won't get me banned. Here goes, then I sit back and laugh.

Mr. Browning: I was raised in a family of MANY different religions, most of them differing Christian denominations. Thanks to this, I've heard pretty much every reason you could give for why feeling good is a sin, in any way shape or form. Unless, of course, you're feeling good because the invisible man in the sky tells you to.

Coming from that background, I have to say: This is the most ridiculous, attention-begging, medically impossible, intellect-degrading farce of a story you have ever heard. From what you've said, I get the feeling that your family physician is biased, much as you yourself are. Unfortunately, this pro-agenda biased source is, most likely, your one and only source. Please, link us to a credited news site/source (MSNBC, CNN, news sites, etc,), where this fiction is supported. I beg you, prove us wrong with MORE than just your immeasurable faith (and inability to be proven wrong).

Oh, and in the unlikely event that you do send said link, please attempt to refrain from sites/sources which have been contributed to/edited/moderated/created by religious sources. Trust me, we'll be able to tell if you're trying to fake us out. Believe it or not, just because we're young doesn't mean we're stupid, gullible, or incapable of finding credible research to support our opinions.

Hoping that voicing my opinion won't get me in trouble,
TitaniumSpork19

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  • 07.05.2008 10:39 PM PDT

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Ah yes, didn't realize that was you. Good stuff.

You guys do realize that when the mods wake up in the morning we're all probably going to get banned? Just like everyone who posted in the "dolphin secks" thread a while back. That was good times and totally worth the 3 day ban.


Man thats my 4th 3 day ban in a month :(

  • 07.05.2008 10:40 PM PDT

KC Baxter

he just joined bungie yesterday

  • 07.05.2008 10:41 PM PDT
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he always returned a legitament arguement with silence. And when you called him out on it it turned into grade a bullcrap.

  • 07.05.2008 10:42 PM PDT

Heh...this thread makes me laugh and cry at the same time...and yet, I'm finding it strangely arrousing...hmmm, dead kitty sex plux mayb? :-D

Posted by: Richard Browning
I'm sorry, but I must turn in for the night. I wish I could answer more of your questions (the ones posed in a civil manner, at least), but I've had a long day. I may reply to this topic tomorrow morning, or perhaps post a new one. Who knows? Well, that's it...good night, and God bless! Thanks.

-Richard Browning
Looks like he's off to bed for the night...damn, his replies were so amusing, too. :-/

*Nibbles on kitten*

[Edited on 07.05.2008 10:46 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2008 10:45 PM PDT
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Let's all go masterb-8 and let this thread die.

  • 07.05.2008 10:47 PM PDT

KC Baxter

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Let's all go masterb-8 and let this thread die.


agreed

  • 07.05.2008 10:47 PM PDT
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yeah, on second thought I agree with Obi_Wan

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  • 07.05.2008 10:48 PM PDT

Posted by: CHRISLY0NZ UK
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THE XBOX RUNS ON PIXIE DUST!?!
Wow, you're such an idiot. Trust a Fulham supporter to not know such simple facts.

How else do you think the Xbox 360 could be the fine piece of machinery that it is?

Posted by: The Wulfman
I am god.

Also, I have pleasured myself every day (maybe skipped a few, whatever) for three years, and have a 3.8 GPA. So suck it.
I'd rather not.

  • 07.05.2008 10:49 PM PDT
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Well it is Sunday tomarrow, or today depending on where you are. I'm sure he's going to mention the godless heathens on B.net in his sermon tomarrow.

Hey, anyone else notice how sermon sounds a lot like the stuff that Richard thinks is "spinal fluid"?

  • 07.05.2008 10:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: ElDude95
Posted by: The Wulfman
I am god.

Also, I have pleasured myself every day (maybe skipped a few, whatever) for three years, and have a 3.8 GPA. So suck it.
I'd rather not.


whoa, you are WAY behind, dude

  • 07.05.2008 10:54 PM PDT
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you know what, I'm outta here. I got better things to do.

*grabs tissues*

  • 07.05.2008 10:59 PM PDT
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Same, they always update my favorite pr0n sites at midnight.

  • 07.05.2008 11:00 PM PDT
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My game rules:

1. Camping- okay
2. Power weapons- go right ahead
3. Janitor (aka Scrapping)- also good
4. Spawn Killing- What, I'm supposed to give you a chance to kill me?

I think my roflcopter just exited atmo...

  • 07.05.2008 11:14 PM PDT

pillage is bad, his drama is sad. Who would be a drama queen, really get a life... Your wrists are all red, put down that knife. Now you are leaving... Good job BK, i see you can take a hint. hopefully you make this absence a permanent stint. I was just having fun, and you took it the wrong way... but god damm boy, you really did act g@y.

If God didn't want us to -blam!-e, wouldn't he make our arms smaller?

  • 07.05.2008 11:23 PM PDT
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Nah, he'd make it so it would only feel good to stick it in a woman's "crevice". Any other way and it would burn like fire.

  • 07.05.2008 11:25 PM PDT