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United Nations Space Command Priority Transmission
09872H-99
Encryption Code: Red
Public Key: file/medulla-oblongota-denialofexistance
From: Admiral ThermalZeal, Commanding Officer USNC Intelligence
To: Morons, Captain of rock, formally swallowed by kid.
Subject: ORDERS FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE CONSIDERATION
Classification: SECRET (Don't want to make them feel stupid)
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Grammar, our secret weapon, has been unused in this forum. Please forward to other commanding officers. Any posts/topics subsequently that do not adhere to standards in the English language hereby proclaim their creators absolute morons. Further more, the creator becomes the illegitimate love child of a flood creature and a rock.
Cigars and Brandy afterwards
Regards,
ThermalZeal
[Edited on 6/24/2004 7:18:25 PM]