- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Let's go over this one by one.
1. It beats being an American
= Maybe an American without a greencard.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
=Wow, you invaded a country at that time comprised of farmers, and burned a house, which happened to be white, to the ground.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
=And if you libe in America, next to the border of Canada, you cannot?
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
=Repitition is known to be an act of insufficient thinking, meaning you cannot think of anything better.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
=When I think vacation, I think travelling 1000 miles over fresh water in canoe! (sarcasm)
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
=So your country is comprised of half french hippies, who wants that? And I guess if you learned that the leader of your country openly admitted he committing a crime that that is a great reason to vote for them.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
=You really got nothing else, do you buddy?
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge *censored*-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
=The largest grizzly bear ever killed was by a National parksman in Alaska. It stood 14' high and weighed far more than 1,000 lbs. It was taken down with nearly a dozen shots to the head with a 9mm semi atuomatic pistol and is on display in Anchoridge's National Airport.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
=You're not the only place with Eskimos. Again, if you dig that, try Alaska.
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
=Oh really? I must not of noticed that?
CuteTeddyBear,being that you didn't object to that statement about the world knowing where your capital is, if about 75% percent of the world thinks Canada's capital is Toronto, and you say "This just prooves how many Americans are ignorent morons who are completly focused on themsleves and no one else!" What does that prove about America? Unless of course you are implying that America is the world. And for the record, anytime Canada has ever come off on top of anything was an elk screwing festival.
[Edited on 2/28/2005 8:36:42 PM]