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rofl if he makes a driveable cardboard hog

  • 07.11.2008 5:53 AM PDT
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will he get recon? lol

  • 07.11.2008 5:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: don carnage1
If I made fun of the kid for making stuff out of cardboard I'd be a hypocrite because when I was a kid I did the same thing. You know, the usual: swords, forts, etc.

BUT this kid lost any respect I had for him when he started teabagging. WTF. When I was 10 years old I even hardly even knew what a girl was, much less teabagging. All this video proves is that the boy is gonna grow up to be a psychopath or worse. Now I'm just scared. =P


I'm pretty sure he learned about tea-bagging through Halo. If not for Halo he probably wouldn't have any idea what it was.

  • 07.11.2008 5:56 AM PDT

Posted by: Gortron666
Posted by: don carnage1
If I made fun of the kid for making stuff out of cardboard I'd be a hypocrite because when I was a kid I did the same thing. You know, the usual: swords, forts, etc.

BUT this kid lost any respect I had for him when he started teabagging. WTF. When I was 10 years old I even hardly even knew what a girl was, much less teabagging. All this video proves is that the boy is gonna grow up to be a psychopath or worse. Now I'm just scared. =P


I'm pretty sure he learned about tea-bagging through Halo. If not for Halo he probably wouldn't have any idea what it was.


well regardless, he did just teabag in a cardboard Spartan suit...holding a cardboard BR...so you know, he probably has a few wee little issues lol

  • 07.11.2008 6:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: DE gaurdian
...this kid needs a new hobby...or a girlfriend...


You do realize that this is a hobby and he done something which got the attention of bungie.net
Also he seems a little too young to be thinking about girlfriends.

Also you spelt guardian wrong.

  • 07.11.2008 6:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: Archie420
Posted by: Gortron666
Posted by: don carnage1
If I made fun of the kid for making stuff out of cardboard I'd be a hypocrite because when I was a kid I did the same thing. You know, the usual: swords, forts, etc.

BUT this kid lost any respect I had for him when he started teabagging. WTF. When I was 10 years old I even hardly even knew what a girl was, much less teabagging. All this video proves is that the boy is gonna grow up to be a psychopath or worse. Now I'm just scared. =P


I'm pretty sure he learned about tea-bagging through Halo. If not for Halo he probably wouldn't have any idea what it was.


well regardless, he did just teabag in a cardboard Spartan suit...holding a cardboard BR...so you know, he probably has a few wee little issues lol


Haha, since you put it that way. It is pretty funny. But one silly kid doesn't make a school shooting. That takes a whole bunch of little a-holes making fun of him too.

  • 07.11.2008 6:14 AM PDT
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If ever there was a reason for it to be given, this is a reason.

The Spice Must Flow.

  • 07.11.2008 6:17 AM PDT
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i know it would be hilarios and i think the armor should be green so it keeps the origen of its user

  • 07.11.2008 6:31 AM PDT

"Death's head slapped right on his helmet. Heavy weapons specialist. Time on Mars tends to give a man...perspective"

thats kid is cool and it clearly took time to make that gear. keep up the good work

  • 07.11.2008 6:45 AM PDT

It's not coincedence that Santa and Satan are spelled with the same letters.

i do not believe this, he's way to young to do that all by himself. he must have got help with it, looks cool tough.

  • 07.11.2008 6:57 AM PDT

What's up? I'm Anthony, from Maryland. I play a lot of video games, too many. Enjoying the Halo Reach Beat right now. Also Halo was kind of my life from the age of 11-14.

I thought I was the biggest Halo nerd. This kid beats me. That must have taken him a lot of time, I'm sure he'll never live it down once all the kids at school see this video.

  • 07.11.2008 7:03 AM PDT

SINGLE KILL!!!

Posted by: xShadySlayerx
You could house a bum with that cardboard and you're using it to make halo weapons?! Just play halo man, Wow!


Ahhh...how quickly we forget childhood.

  • 07.11.2008 7:05 AM PDT

Wow, that's pretty impressive. That kid is the Lord of Cardboard. If I were back in the 7th grade I'd hang out with that kid :D

  • 07.11.2008 7:13 AM PDT

"Dont run your mouth if you can't gun your Hog"

dude that kid must have a ton of time on his hands. But ya knwo what. props to him for doing something constructive with his time.

  • 07.11.2008 7:20 AM PDT
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if that kid had a helmet he would seem alot more legit

  • 07.11.2008 7:20 AM PDT

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Posted by: Spartan004
I remember when people would make fun of this kid now people are going to be praising him.


WHO WANTS TO PRAISE A NERD. anyways i know his Gamertag and im his friend, but if i were to tell you his Gamer TAg then he would get lots of friend requests. so im not.

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I lol'd so damn hard when he tried making the sound effects. I almost felt like I was playing the game itself [/sarcasm]

  • 07.11.2008 7:28 AM PDT
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yea, but to save him any embaressment he should make a helmet bc if his friends saw that i bet they would make soooooo much fun of him.......

  • 07.11.2008 7:36 AM PDT

When I first saw the story I was thinking "Wow...sad". But now, well I'm thinking "Wow, recon". C'mon Shiska use that one nice deed that you do every year on this guy.

  • 07.11.2008 7:40 AM PDT

Also

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Posted by: DE gaurdian
...this kid needs a new hobby...or a girlfriend...


You do realize that this is a hobby and he done something which got the attention of bungie.net
Also he seems a little too young to be thinking about girlfriends.

Also you spelt guardian wrong.


Own-zelloid!

  • 07.11.2008 7:44 AM PDT
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You know you have to be pretty pathetic for making fun of this guy. This kid obviously spent a lot of time and dedication on this, probably used the time you were wasting on halo, being more productive making these weapons. He probably doesn't need this crap over the internet he's done an awesome job. Actually putting this video on the internet, took a lot more balls than any of you guys making fun of him have combined. If you end up reading this, Good job and keep up the good work!
PS. The costume would look a lot better with the helmet.

  • 07.11.2008 7:45 AM PDT

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sad that he felt the need to tee bag. well, sad in general

  • 07.11.2008 7:48 AM PDT

Never has the crackle of packing tape sounded so sweet.

  • 07.11.2008 8:06 AM PDT

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Haha, that was cool. I wouldn't spent my time on doing that but it was pretty cool. i think he should get recon. You can tell he spent a lot of work on it.

  • 07.11.2008 8:10 AM PDT

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Ignoring the fact that I just watched a social retard pretend he was teabagging a corpse while mimicking the Halo character animations, this was pretty freaking sweet. It must have taken forever for him to make those guns. The best part was the working reload on some of them... He seems like a good artist for his age also. I'm sure when he matures he will be quite a gentleman.

  • 07.11.2008 8:11 AM PDT