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Subject: Obbi Comes Clean
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Thats not true. I often pretend to be my bro.
Posted by: klurejr
Posted by: Yoshi Of Doom
Posted by: Yoshi Of Doom
What about the ones who seem to be males and are actualy? "Cool Chicks?"
-Not gonna say a word[/quote]
two words:

get counseling


Now why would I need that?

maybe you should read your post again... Girls never pretend to be guys. period.

  • 06.25.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: klurejr
How would you know?

I wouldn't. When it comes to the internet though, gender doesn't mean dick, pardon the pun. What's really funny is that now there are probably some poor saps questioning their -blam!-ity over this whole thing. These situations are always classic.

Yeah, i bet some dude is like: "does it make me g a y if I though Obbi was hot and kinda lusted after her without ever seeing a confirmed picture of her." (run on sentance)

I am so happy I am married..... but the real question is, am i the wife or the husband... any hot chicks who are currently lusting after me.... be scared, very scared.

  • 06.25.2004 2:37 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: klurejr
Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: klurejr
How would you know?

I wouldn't. When it comes to the internet though, gender doesn't mean dick, pardon the pun. What's really funny is that now there are probably some poor saps questioning their -blam!-ity over this whole thing. These situations are always classic.

Yeah, i bet some dude is like: "does it make me g a y if I though Obbi was hot and kinda lusted after her without ever seeing a confirmed picture of her." (run on sentance)

I am so happy I am married..... but the real question is, am i the wife or the husband... any hot chicks who are currently lusting after me.... be scared, very scared.


What if they don't care if your the wife or the husband?

  • 06.25.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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I've been referred to as a 'she' for a month. Why in God's name do you think I'd care now?

I don't know but I'm still gonna call you a girl. lol

  • 06.25.2004 2:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xeroh
...Did you just call me a pig?



I meant in my home town.

  • 06.25.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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I feel sorry for all the poor guys who lusted after "her" and dont know yet

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Posted by: klurejr
I am so happy I am married..... but the real question is, am i the wife or the husband... any hot chicks who are currently lusting after me.... be scared, very scared.


I agree, in my picture post most know I am a male, yet they kept going after the females. It's funny how lonely people on here must be..... Yet, we'll leave this for pm since it'll end badly more than likely.

  • 06.25.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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What if this is all a dream?

  • 06.25.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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Stupid men wanting our tight fem gamer bods.

  • 06.25.2004 2:42 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: Xeroh
...And your home towns female population is ruled by pigs?


God... No.

[Edited on 6/25/2004 2:48:40 PM]

  • 06.25.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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I don't know. It's the stupid internet. You can never tell what gender some one is. That's why you don't flirt with them. Duh.

  • 06.25.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: klurejr
Posted by: Atsumi

Uhm... I AM a girl.


sure, ok.


Hey, Obbi has my proof. We talked via MIC. So :p

  • 06.25.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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that's hilarious...that has to be the funniest things I've seen on bungie.net

  • 06.25.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
Hey, Obbi has my proof. We talked via MIC. So :p


It's ok, everyone thinks I'm my exes in my pictures.

  • 06.25.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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So here ends the tale of Mister and or Misses ObbiQuiet. Many people may come to the conclusion that the former she is a he, or in superhero terms, "Woman by forums; man by nature." I can soon imagine all of the puzzled faces and Frankie's broken heart when they all read Mr. Obbi's "coming clean" post. Yes, I do find it disturbing, and many girlfriendless computer geeks may be sobbing on their Star Trek pillowcases for weeks to come, but remember this my fellow Bungie fans! Mr. ObbiQuiet had found a home in the Bungie.net forums, and he/she came to realize that we need not try to crush the high-spirited and macho hearts of hardcore gamers and Halo fans, but try to cope with their school-girl like excited and like ObbiQuiet befriend them and at least try to help join the fun. As a wise man once said, "It is easier to join the excited, than to try to destoy it." So remember my fellow gamers and Halo fans! You may have all thought it was that dream Halo play girl you have all been waiting for answering your posts with silly remarks, but really it was just a teenager who was trying to add a little fun and excitement to his life by being something he knew he could never be; a woman.

But moving along to my not so reasonable opinion I would have to say that if this ObbiQuiet person had enough time to try to ruin a forum and then change their indentity to become a totally different person that he was not, this person in my opinion (which may not be correct to everyone else) either has very little life out of his computer room and wanted to be something he was not because he wasn't satisfied with his own life. May a please point out that these are my point of veiws and they may not be correct to everyone else.

But now moving back to my reasonable opinion, I would have to saw that on the Internet and on the Bungie.net forums there is no rule written in stone that says you can't be something your not or pretend to be another gender, race, culture, etc. We all may have had our moments in our childhood (or teenage-hood in his case) where we imaged to be something we weren't. When I was a kid I used to be fascinated with the army and I would always pretend to be a soldier or an assasion or some other crazy character my mind would think of, but it Mr. ObbiQuiet's case he tried to be a woman, which I would hopefully think was only on the Internet since it is very disturbing to imagine that this change of gender happened in real life too...*shivers in the though of it*.

Well my fellow readers, posters, Halo and Bungie fans...here ends (hopefully) the final chapter in the now Mister ObbiQuiets life. We may never know if this man is a by--blam!- or something along the lines of that, but I think we should all see what has been written by now the true ObbiQuiet and realize that we all have been the pawns in one big joke that ObbiQuiet diabolically thought up in order to overthrow Bungie in one big scheme so he/she would have thier chance to take over the world! But once again the great empire of Bungie caused the suspect to crack under the pressure, and to let out the truth which we all must except whether you like it or not.

I'm Dill X...good night everyone. *closes book entitle, "ObbiQuiets Big Scheme"*

  • 06.25.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yoshi Of Doom
Stupid men wanting our tight fem gamer bods.

Before my sis starts something like obbi had going on, I would just like to clarify that she and I share a Bungie Profile.

  • 06.25.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Doom Sticks

...now we can all put our attentions towards the other girls on B.net like Xeroh and ajentkes(spelling?) and atsumi (gender?).... just don't tell my girlfriend I said that (she doesn't like Halo and wouldn't understand).


I'm Ajentkay, and ajenteks isa guy...he is someone else intirely.

  • 06.25.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: klurejr
Posted by: ajenteks

It's a lot better than finding a surprise in some girl's pants.

How would you know?


oh dang, I am soo sorry man....

*runs away screaming*


HAHAHA, he wasn't speaking from personal experience

  • 06.25.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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This should be made into a sticky

  • 06.25.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
...wait now im cungfuuzed...


by what part?

  • 06.25.2004 3:17 PM PDT

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