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Subject: Funniest MARINE sayings.

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I would make this a poll, but there are too many good ones to list in 8 different options.

My classic one: "See, they're not so tough. In fact I thought some of them were wearing skirts."-- Marine on Assault on the Control Room

The replacement: "I hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"

Another good one: "Did you guys see me? I kicked ass!"

Can't forget: "See that? Next time you guys can help!"

And Sargent Johnson's most badass line: "We led these dumb bugs out in the middle of nowhere. Turns out, we came out somewhere important and they have been scrambling over each other to get it. Now, I don't care if it's God's own Anti-Son-Of-A--blam!- Machine or a hoolahoop, we ain't gonna let them have it! What we are gonna let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! AM I RIGHT MARINES!?"

How bout you guys? See any other good ones?

[Edited on 6/25/2004 3:52:03 PM]

  • 06.25.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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I usually like to quote this when Exersizing. "AHHHH!!!!! The Burn!"

  • 06.25.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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i like it when the marines talk to me with respect"yes sir," ect . nothing better than respect

  • 06.25.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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After a grenade kills an enemy: "Holy CRAP!"

  • 06.25.2004 4:20 PM PDT
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My favorite has to be from Johnson. I was fooling around with some warthog jumping and shot him a few times. He didn't die but askeed "Do I owe you money or something?" Caught me by surpise and found it damn funny.

  • 06.25.2004 5:18 PM PDT

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Yeah, lots of marines say that, but the Sarge has the best way of saying things. Like saying I like eggs at the weirdest time, it really fills you with laughter.
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By the way, I like eggs.

  • 06.25.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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i was playing silent cartographer and i had just cleared the beach, no marines gone, and a marine ran up to a d ead elite and said "hey this one looks like you sister!" and the guy next to him said "shut up d ick "

and that same level i had two mariens in a warthog, and i flipped it, and the two marines started running back to the "base" and i followed them, and as we got close, they suddenly stopped, and the the ausi says "*cough* i dont think i can make it *caugh caugh*" and the american says to him "dont worry man, you can make it" then yells really loud: "MEDIC!!" it was cool.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 7:13:02 AM]

  • 06.26.2004 7:12 AM PDT
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The best one to me is, when they are shooting the dead body and he says ( You want some more )...

  • 06.26.2004 8:29 AM PDT
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my fav is when they say " say hello to my little friend"

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When you run over covenant in any vehicle that can have passengers (warthog, tank) sometimes they will scream, "Come on, it's more fun shootin em."

  • 06.26.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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On 343 Guilty Spark when you link up with marines out side the structure, one time a marine killed a combat form and said "hey that one looked like Bob!" I laughed my ass off.

  • 06.26.2004 9:26 AM PDT
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Or when you fart or burp you go "That was me, my bad"

  • 06.26.2004 10:15 AM PDT
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one time i was running in assault on the Control room and sarge popped and said ooga booga booga

  • 06.26.2004 10:15 AM PDT
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also whe you sqush covies in the 'h og they yell aww c'mon i just had this thig washed

  • 06.26.2004 10:16 AM PDT
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My favorite was on assault on control room in a co-op with my brother and he got in the side seat of the warthog, I was driving, and we got Sgt. Johnson in the gun. Hes crazy! hes got this crazy laugh and sounds like a mental case!

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"Someone, get Cortana out of his head!!!"-sgt Johnson.

  • 06.26.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Recently I heard "Hey! That one was mine!".

You're thinking "What's so funny about that?"

Well the enemy that he was talking about (the one I just killed) was all the way over the other side of the underground canyon of AotCR (the same side of the bridge, but all the way over at the othe side, 300-400 metres maybe?). I had hit a grunt from about 300m away with a sniper rifle and he reckons the kill was 'his'! How was he gonig to take it out with his AR?

  • 06.26.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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If you kill a marine in front of a crewman, then he will yell
"Kill me too, I don't want the aliens to get me!"

  • 06.26.2004 11:56 AM PDT

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I like it when you jump off a huge cliff and land it, all the marines are like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH"
"Do you have a damn driver's license boy?"-- Sarge Johnson

  • 06.26.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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I like the ones they say when you are in a warhog and run over the aliens. The Latin mArine says "Roadkill" so funny!

I like the "hey, that was mine, you stole my kill"

or when the marines talk to each other.."Ahhh that burns" and other marine replies "damn straight" LOL

  • 06.26.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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"Yeah they gave it there best shot, but they didnt plan on running into the bigest squad of Marine bad asses in The Corps"
-Unknown Marine on the AOTCR from the warthog side seat.

  • 06.26.2004 4:18 PM PDT
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when i was playing co-op on silent cartographer, we both got warthogs and two marins in each then we ramed each other and one of us would fly into the air and whe u land they say thing like, "the thing on the lefts the brake". "can you see out of that bloody visor". "oh god im gonna be sick". "let me out". Oh theres so many and i love them all.

  • 06.26.2004 5:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dragon X
when i was playing co-op on silent cartographer, we both got warthogs and two marins in each then we ramed each other and one of us would fly into the air and whe u land they say thing like, "the thing on the lefts the brake!"

The first time I heard that, I laughed my ass off. So hilarious. Except it was when I went off a huge jump, one went "the thing on the left, that's the brake!" and the othe one was like "you're gonna kill us all!"

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i remember on TaR, me and my friend was playing co-op, and he was drivin and i had jumped in the gunner seat and a marine jumpin in the pass. and we had hit a rock, and jumped it, and the marine said "waaa hooo", i was like what the crap, then we hit a bigger rock, and just stop, hes like "hey, where you think you goin". the later on, we were just driving, all the same people, we passed a grunt, and the marine goes " what you doin, that was lunch" and jumps out, we were like what the hell, we turned around and he died when he jumped.

  • 06.26.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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On AotCR (legendary) when you're able to get the warthog, I managed to keep 2 marines alive and on the warthog...
Marine: "School is now in Session"
after clearing the first open area...
"Class is Dismissed"

Also, on TaR, when you have to defend Keyes for a bit, Kill 2 other marines infront of the group and listen in. Its just hilarious

  • 06.26.2004 9:14 PM PDT

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