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Subject: Funniest MARINE sayings.
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My favorite one would have to be... Hmmmm, On Halo I think after you kill the first dropship full a marine says, "Theres MORE?! WERE DOOMED!" or something like that. There was another one, but I can't remember it.

  • 06.26.2004 9:30 PM PDT

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i like it when they go...

"EAT IT!"

and

"See there not so tough, lets mop up the rest of 'em"

  • 06.26.2004 11:32 PM PDT
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Its not that funny but you got to laugh when you kill the mental guy on 343 guity spark while he is saying "Youre not going to turn me into one of those things" and you shoot him whilst he is saying it and he continues to talk after hes dead

  • 06.27.2004 12:28 AM PDT
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I also know another one on 343 Guilty Spark when you get the first movie and the sarge asks if any one brought some chips

  • 06.27.2004 12:35 AM PDT

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i like it when they go

"Yipes!"

and

"We're all gonna die!"

plus

"The calvary has arrived!"

  • 06.27.2004 2:03 AM PDT
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After killing 6 covenant with 4 sniper shots in a matter of seconds:
- We're unstoppaahahghahurg ( sadly mr marine had ha blu spider on his leg)

  • 06.27.2004 2:10 AM PDT
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Sometimes when there isn't any covies around the marines look at you and say to each other: "have you seen him" ore "it's him!"

  • 06.27.2004 10:39 AM PDT
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When u arrive at the first life pod in the second level they'll say " i knew ther4e was one on board" "We're saved" "It's a Spartan" "i thought we were toast til u showed up" "We're toast what the hell do we do now" when you die "We're screwed man" "We're screwed man, now what do we do?" Or if you attack them they'll say "is your visor fogged up" He's crazy" "the spartan went haywire" "Die traitor" or in the control room "where is he" "where'd he go" We're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.27.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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The pyscho marine will say dont let them take me and i played dead that s what i did they passed right over me

  • 06.27.2004 12:38 PM PDT
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i had a grunt get a head shot, become immoble and start screaming Don't hurt me

  • 06.27.2004 1:35 PM PDT

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I like it when you find out you're trapped on the T&R and the marine's like "Oh man! We're trapped in here! We're screwed, WE'RE SCREWED MAN!"

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on AOTCR i was jumping off the ledge on coop and i kept dying and the marines said "Now what?" or "Great" or "I picked a bad day to stop smoking" or in PoA the guys with pistols "Help me help you!" or when the mrines first see you Marine 1:"Hes a lot taller than i thought" Marine 2: "And more handsome" "I'LL take you all on!"
or "do they stop coming?"

on the E3 2003 single player demo in the hog after the marine ran over a covie a marine said "that better buff out"

  • 06.27.2004 2:15 PM PDT
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My fav one is by sarge johnson. It was on Assault in the control room on legendary in the part where u can take the tank in the huge underground room

I was playing and i died and i heard Sgt. Johnson say, "Damn, now what?", it was so funny i died laughing.

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Also (i know its not on topic) on Assault in the Control Room i was chasing a grunt down i heard him yell "Bad Cyborg"

This was also very funny.

  • 06.27.2004 2:17 PM PDT

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My fav one is by sarge johnson. It was on Assault in the control room on legendary in the part where u can take the tank in the huge underground room

I was playing and i died and i heard Sgt. Johnson say, "Damn, now what?", it was so funny i died laughing.

Are you sure that came out of Johnson's mouth?

Another funny thing is when you betray the marines, and they kill you, sometimes they're like "should I feel good about that?" It's hilarious.

  • 06.27.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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Yea, im sure, cuz hes the only marine i brought with me on the tank. I think that when he said that he was saying, the chief is dead, now what do we do.

  • 06.27.2004 3:00 PM PDT

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when captain keyes talks to the marines when they're trapped i think it goes a bit like this "Stop belly aching soldier, remember your a lavenar" or something dont really know it

  • 06.29.2004 6:02 PM PDT
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when me and my friend were playing co-op on AotCR we got to the part on the big battle field with the banshee and he chase my friend into the corner with the tree and i swear he says" ahh how am i going to get this -blam!- out of here" me and my friend luagh so hard . and the other was i rush a grunt when he was sleeping but a jackle seen me and shot once before i killed him and the grunt woke up with me right on top of him and he says" plz jesus dont let me die" it was pretty funny

  • 06.29.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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Mine was when sg. johnson said " I'm to pretty to die!"

  • 06.29.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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Sgt. Johnson "Who's the man?"
Random Marine " You are, sir."
Sgt. Jonhnson " THANK YOU!!!!"

After I heard that, I made it a point to keep the sarge alive whenever I run into him. The rest of the marines are on their own, those unfunny bastards.

  • 06.29.2004 11:17 PM PDT
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i like it when they say "that was my kill" as if they were going to kill someone

  • 06.29.2004 11:32 PM PDT
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On AotCR in the canyon with the marines, a Marine in the warthog will say "Ehh they gave it their best shot, but they didn't count on running into the biggest squad of marine bad asses in the Corps."

Or, when I saved a marine in 343 GS in the underground part (It's really hard and I got REALLY lucky) he runs around this one pillar shouting "I'm outta here! This is suicide! I'm not sticking around to get killed!"

Or this one time, on T&R:
Cortana- "Alright, were right under the ship now."
Marine #1- "Are we bad or what?"
Marine #2- "Damn straight!"
It was so funny I was laughing my balls off.

  • 06.30.2004 12:12 AM PDT
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I think its funny when Sargent Jhonsons about to die"IM TO PRETTY TO DIE!!!"


HA HA HA HA HA !!!

  • 06.30.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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that -blam!- aussie guy-he's taller than i tought,and better looking too.
also captain keyes-stow the bellyaching soldier remember youre a leatherneck
or"try the left one, its the brake" when i'm bombing it on halo. Or the guy on the poa end scene-we're gonna make it arent we sir?I dont wanna die here" or somethin-the first tim i heard it i knew he was a goner

  • 06.30.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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This one is from The Truth and Reconciliation. Just after you and a Marine squad take the gravity lift into the covenant cruizer someone says there is no Covenant around. Then the first marine says, "What!! No Covenant!! Guess nobody is home."
Then after he says that the Covenant come in. Then a marine mockingly saysto the first marine, "No Covenant." which is followed by another marine saying, "You just had to open your mouth."

  • 06.30.2004 2:56 PM PDT

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