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Please report any broken links to mez0rz.

  • 06.25.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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lol.

  • 06.25.2004 1:53 PM PDT
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sounds like you are in to yourself a bit much... and that you like to talk about yourself as well.

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Posted by: shortcut
sounds like you are in to yourself a bit much... and that you like to talk about yourself as well.


Indeed. I am very egotistical.

  • 06.25.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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-Just sorta tilts his head and scratches it-

You should write a book or something.

  • 06.25.2004 2:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
As I said before, Your cute but deeply disturbed...
But now are you thinking of changing your avitar?


No, my avatar stays.

  • 06.25.2004 2:03 PM PDT
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THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.25.2004 2:10 PM PDT
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Now I have to get used to refering to you as he and not she. This sucks. You're messing with my brain, man.

[Edited on 6/25/2004 2:17:51 PM]

  • 06.25.2004 2:15 PM PDT
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OMG, WTF....


sick, sick, sick.

  • 06.25.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: klurejr
OMG, WTF....


sick, sick, sick.


har har harrr!

  • 06.25.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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I'm sure you can imagine the look of surprise on my face, assuming you were thinking about me for some strange reason. (I'll give you a hint: my surprise level is about 1.5% out of 100)

To tell you the truth, this isn't the first time I've seen it happen. There've been a few guys I've seen do this, the most recent being on Graal's forums. I'm used to it.

Oh well. At least you finally said it.

[Edited on 6/25/2004 2:49:25 PM]

  • 06.25.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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So here ends the tale of Mister and or Misses ObbiQuiet. Many people may come to the conclusion that the former she is a he, or in superhero terms, "Woman by forums; man by nature." I can soon imagine all of the puzzled faces and Frankie's broken heart when they all read Mr. Obbi's "coming clean" post. Yes, I do find it disturbing, and many girlfriendless computer geeks may be sobbing on their Star Trek pillowcases for weeks to come, but remember this my fellow Bungie fans! Mr. ObbiQuiet had found a home in the Bungie.net forums, and he/she came to realize that we need not try to crush the high-spirited and macho hearts of hardcore gamers and Halo fans, but try to cope with their school-girl like excited and like ObbiQuiet befriend them and at least try to help join the fun. As a wise man once said, "It is easier to join the excited, than to try to destoy it." So remember my fellow gamers and Halo fans! You may have all thought it was that dream Halo play girl you have all been waiting for answering your posts with silly remarks, but really it was just a teenager who was trying to add a little fun and excitement to his life by being something he knew he could never be; a woman.

But moving along to my not so reasonable opinion I would have to say that if this ObbiQuiet person had enough time to try to ruin a forum and then change their indentity to become a totally different person that he was not, this person in my opinion (which may not be correct to everyone else) either has very little life out of his computer room and wanted to be something he was not because he wasn't satisfied with his own life. May a please point out that these are my point of veiws and they may not be correct to everyone else.

But now moving back to my reasonable opinion, I would have to saw that on the Internet and on the Bungie.net forums there is no rule written in stone that says you can't be something your not or pretend to be another gender, race, culture, etc. We all may have had our moments in our childhood (or teenage-hood in his case) where we imaged to be something we weren't. When I was a kid I used to be fascinated with the army and I would always pretend to be a soldier or an assasion or some other crazy character my mind would think of, but it Mr. ObbiQuiet's case he tried to be a woman, which I would hopefully think was only on the Internet since it is very disturbing to imagine that this change of gender happened in real life too...*shivers in the though of it*.

Well my fellow readers, posters, Halo and Bungie fans...here ends (hopefully) the final chapter in the now Mister ObbiQuiets life. We may never know if this man is a by--blam!- or something along the lines of that, but I think we should all see what has been written by now the true ObbiQuiet and realize that we all have been the pawns in one big joke that ObbiQuiet diabolically thought up in order to overthrow Bungie in one big scheme so he/she would have thier chance to take over the world! But once again the great empire of Bungie caused the suspect to crack under the pressure, and to let out the truth which we all must except whether you like it or not.

I'm Dill X...good night everyone. *closes book entitle, "ObbiQuiets Big Scheme"*

  • 06.25.2004 2:53 PM PDT

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Man, the truth is revealed! Now that she(oops. sorry)he is nicer, he decides to tell the truth.

  • 06.25.2004 3:12 PM PDT

You're the spitting image of Ben Talbot from OXM UK.

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Posted by: goweb
You're the spitting image of Ben Talbot from OXM UK.


gimmie link kekeke ^_^

  • 06.25.2004 3:17 PM PDT

It's not a particularly good picutre, but: http://freespace.virgin.net/ben.talbot/gradu8.jpg

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Posted by: goweb
It's not a particularly good picutre, but: http://freespace.virgin.net/ben.talbot/gradu8.jpg


I am SO much prettier then that guy.

  • 06.25.2004 3:25 PM PDT

Hey - sexiest man in Wales. OK, so he's the only one who says that, but still.

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Studly goweb, studly.

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i totally knwe that the whole time.

yeah.

i will never look at konoko the same way ever again. ; (

  • 06.25.2004 4:25 PM PDT

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LOL! I will never trust the internet again!! Wait..

  • 06.25.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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Did anyone actually read the entire thing?

  • 06.25.2004 5:10 PM PDT
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For a long time now I have gone under many ruses. Due to the belligerent and relentless questioning of Yoozel and Frankie I have decided to finally reveal the truth. I made a sort of prequel to this thread here. I did not lie: my picture is indeed there. The rest of them are pictures of friends of mine. Some of my friends are aware of said thread, and find it highly amusing. Others are living in a state of blissful ignorance, mainly because they haven’t logged onto AIM in a while.

The First and Largest Lie: I am not female, and I am not a robot. I am, however, 86.477% male (+/- a few, depending on the volume of chick-flicks I have watched recently).

From this thread, posted at 5/24/2004 5:07 PM.
Anyway. I have long hair, and when combined with the genetics I got from my mother, I become a sort of "girly-man." You would not believe how many times I've been told I am "pretty." (all in jest, of course (I hope))

It would be great if I were a tranny of sorts, but considering how Frankie hasn't returned my marriage proposals, I have no real reason to be.


I said that before the lies and rumors started. That was a direct admittance of my masculinity, yet for some reason it was never noticed. Perhaps I was the only person who had ever read the thread entirely.

Now for the FAQ:

“Out of the eight, which one is you?”

I am number six.

“Are you really from Iceland?”

Nope. That was a sarcastic lie I started at about the same time I started the girl thing.

“Does that mean that your father doesn’t really work in an ice cube mine?”

Yes, sorry.

“… =(“

Don’t be sad.

“Are you really an English teacher?”
No. I am not an actual English teacher.

“How old are you really? Did you lie about that, too?”

Yes, I did lie about that by one year. I am seventeen, not eighteen. I will be turning eighteen on December first, too late for the upcoming election.

“Why did you do all this? Why the lies?”

Hmm. To explain that I’ll first explain my time at bungie.net.

I am a Halo fan, who, when bored one weekend, stumbled upon the bungie.net site. I found Frankie’s weekly updates and read them all; I simply loved them. It wasn’t because of the amazingly cool Halo 2 development, but because of the hilarious and entertaining way the updates were written. I saw that there was an opportunity to discuss it with Frankie on the forums, so I signed up.
Frankie was of course busy like most developers are. I was used to that, though, from the old Sony Online Entertainment Star Wars Galaxies forums. So, I gave up hope of ever being able to speak with Frankie and tried out the forums.

I was disappointed. The forums to me seemed like a terrible, senile place, filled with fan-boys and, to quote myself then, ‘morons.’ After one of my very first posts I got shot down by Shishka for some political-thing, which I considered unjust because I was not familiar with the forum rules.

I started trolling. I know from experience that ‘female’ trolls can get away with so much more, so, to help me I created that little fib. I would verbally belittle other posters, and generally cause trouble. Then, to help protect myself I became friends with the moderators.

I come from a forum devoted to trolling other forums. We attack en masse, and I was sort of scouting out the area. If you think my ways of verbally pwning people were harsh, then imagine 15 more posters all with the same ruthlessly cruel sarcasm. I was ‘scouting’ out Bungie.net and getting ready to rally the forum and attack.

Then, in a strange twist of fate, I began to like the mods. I began to like some of the posters at Bungie.net. I saw that there were people I didn’t like, yes, but there were also a lot of people I did like. I started to become friends with them.

So, I gradually grew out of the intellectual pwning game. I decided to become an actual good poster on the forums, which I’ve been trying to do (and I’m sure some of you have noticed). I had already surrounded myself with lies, so it was too late to take them back now. I thought that people would be hurt and would feel ‘betrayed’ if they had found out I had lied. It was only after I had spoken to Frankie and realized that no one would really care, that I considered coming clean. Combine that with he, Zoe’s and Yoozel’s curiosity, and you have this thread.
“So you’re going to be honest and good now?”

For the most part, yes.

“So if you pretended to be a girl, how much about your real life did you lie about as well?”

A lot of what I had said about my real life was true, except that I reversed my friend’s genders. If I said, ‘I’m going on a date tomorrow with a guy,’ that really meant that I was going on a date tomorrow with a girl. It was at this point that I wanted to be me, but I didn’t know how to really start, so I tried to talk about me by fibbing as little as possible.

“So you’re that dude. Do you have any more pictures?”

Yes, a lot actually.

A bit from my infamous drunken posting on www.Christianforums.com. This one does not contain nudity, and I think it was taken before I started to get really drunk.
A picture of my hair.
Ninja Obbi.
Why I seem to be everywhere.
Me the morning after a sleepless night of driving back from Disneyland in the back of the bus with a female member of band.
Me next to goofy. (I’ll explain the “I *heart* Estey” story some other time. It’s a really good one, so be sure to remind me about it.)

“In your “A picture of my hair” photo you look like you’re wearing makeup. Are you?”

No. I’m naturally beautiful.

“Wait… are you…”

I’m straight.

“Oh… *pouts*”

I know. I’m sorry. =(




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Ouch. Movez0rzed.

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