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Subject: Bet you can't stick it...
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Poll: Best place to stick a lit firecracker:  [closed]
A toilet:  10%
(2 Votes)
A rabbit hole:  20%
(4 Votes)
between your buttcheeks:  20%
(4 Votes)
In a hillbilly's truck:  10%
(2 Votes)
Your neighbor's cat's litter box:  10%
(2 Votes)
Your principal's desk :  30%
(6 Votes)
Total Votes: 20

Number 6 all the way.

  • 06.25.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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Children......NEVER place a firecracker between your buttcheecks.....cause its just wrong
and never place one in a hill billies truck......cause you,ll get shot by grandma
Never in a rabbit hole.....cause rabbits are on dope

ALWAYS place a fire cracker in the toilet......cause thats what the cool kids do
always put one in neighbors cats litter box......cause our neighbors an ass
AND ALWAYS place one in your priciples desk.......because he found the stash you had in your locker

[Edited on 6/25/2004 7:53:25 PM]

  • 06.25.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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mmmmMmMmmMMMMMmMmmm firecrackers season is coming, lol.

  • 06.25.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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all of the above

  • 06.25.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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Bye Bye Kitty!

  • 06.25.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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How old are you agent404? 'Cause it doesn't look too good.

  • 06.25.2004 10:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: B4dCyborg
How old are you agent404? 'Cause it doesn't look too good.

[color=green] For your information I'm 15, which gives me an excuse to make stupid posts like this.

And also I'm typing in green from now on [/color]

  • 06.25.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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I think the best place for a firework is where you're supposed to put them...

  • 06.25.2004 11:05 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

Some important advice for the little pyromanics and demo kids here. Do not ever hold a firecracker in your hand. If you have it just on your open palm... you will get slightly burned.... however... if you clsoe your hand into a fist, you will lose fingers... I've had the unfortunate experience of seeing this happen. So other than that... enjoy your 4th and celebrate our nations birth by blowing up a small piece of it.

Achilles

  • 06.25.2004 11:30 PM PDT
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who is dumb enough to even do that in the 1st place, id slap the person u saw it happen to if i ever met'em....musta been drunk or something i guess...the most dangerous thing ive ever done with fireworks are light a huge box i mena huge box of tons of fireworks on fire, drenched in lighter fluid, then we lite it and ran, we did it in a field too, and -blam!- was flying everywhere, it was awesome, no one got hurt tho, we just had to put the small fire out that was left over....fun day that was.....

  • 06.25.2004 11:34 PM PDT
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I like fire.

  • 06.26.2004 12:31 AM PDT
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I like putting kitties in microwaves.

  • 06.26.2004 12:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: MuellersDeath
I like putting kitties in microwaves.

I really hope that was a joke.

  • 06.26.2004 12:35 AM PDT
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it wasn't. the only safe place for kitties is with me....in the blanket-filled basket...in my oven...

j/k

  • 06.26.2004 12:45 AM PDT