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does anyone have any jokes

  • 06.26.2004 5:20 AM PDT

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's yo momma.

  • 06.26.2004 5:42 AM PDT
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cannon i thought you left

  • 06.26.2004 5:43 AM PDT
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UR Mommas so fat she got baptised at sea world...JK

Ur mommas so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks...JK

  • 06.26.2004 5:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: the4thhunter
UR Mommas so fat she got baptised at sea world...JK

Ur mommas so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks...JK

i dont get the last one

  • 06.26.2004 6:02 AM PDT
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the last one is that her socks would keep falling down if she didn't have hoola hoops to hold them up

  • 06.26.2004 6:13 AM PDT
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HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o and you've got mail

  • 06.26.2004 6:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: heck hole
HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o and you've got mail
so do you

  • 06.26.2004 6:18 AM PDT

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Posted by: heck hole
cannon i thought you left


I'm still here till 9:30 AM central time.

  • 06.26.2004 7:27 AM PDT
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Two guys with dogs walk into a bar. One man has a German shepherd, the other a chihuahua. The bartender tell them that pets are not allowed in the bar and kicks them out. The man with the German shepherd finds a way into the bar, though. He puts on sunglasses and walks in, telling the bartender that he is blind and the German shepherd is his seeing-eye dog. The bartender allows him to stay in the bar. The man with the chihuahua follows suit.

"I'm blind," he informed the bartender. "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Your seeing-eye dog is a chihuahua?" the bartender asked incredulously.

To which the man replied: "They gave me a chihuahua?!"

I know it's not the best but at least it's different than the ''your mama'' jokes.

  • 06.26.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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*sigh*
Ragu, Jubjub. Yo momma's blood type is Ragu.
What do you call a smart blonde?

  • 06.26.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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jokes like this make me slap my self in the morning....

  • 06.26.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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A SMART BLONDE!!!!!

  • 06.26.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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a smarlonde

  • 06.26.2004 11:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: heck hole
does anyone have any jokes


Yeah.

  • 06.26.2004 11:23 AM PDT
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You call a smart blonde a golden retriever. Does anyone here have any good jokes? I haven't seen any yet.

  • 06.26.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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Good jokes are hard to come by, formrunner.

  • 06.26.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked...... *crickets chirping*........ *breaks into uncontrollable laughter*

  • 06.26.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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My math teacher was arrested by the FBI for possessing Weapons of Math Deduction.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:34:48 AM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:34 AM PDT
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yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

  • 06.26.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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Yo momma so fat, she got her own area code.

  • 06.26.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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(not meant for politics)

"My idea of American policy towards the Soviet Union is simple and some would say simplistic. It is this: We win and they lose."- Ronald Reagan

After Reagen was shot in an attempted assassination, he was taken to a hospital. As he looked up at the surgeons holding their scalpals and various terrifying instruments, he said, "Boy, I sure hope you fellas are republicans."

Gotta love that guy.



[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:58:24 AM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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yo momma so fat she wore high heels one day and struck oil

  • 06.26.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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I slapped yo' mammas ass and rode the waves.

  • 06.26.2004 12:03 PM PDT

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