- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Two guys with dogs walk into a bar. One man has a German shepherd, the other a chihuahua. The bartender tell them that pets are not allowed in the bar and kicks them out. The man with the German shepherd finds a way into the bar, though. He puts on sunglasses and walks in, telling the bartender that he is blind and the German shepherd is his seeing-eye dog. The bartender allows him to stay in the bar. The man with the chihuahua follows suit.
"I'm blind," he informed the bartender. "This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Your seeing-eye dog is a chihuahua?" the bartender asked incredulously.
To which the man replied: "They gave me a chihuahua?!"
I know it's not the best but at least it's different than the ''your mama'' jokes.