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Subject: im bored got any jokes
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Two atoms were sitting in a bar. Atom 1:
- I think I've lost an electron! Atom 2:
- Are you sure? Atom 1:
- I'm positive

A man was sitting in a bar. Then suddenly a pande came in and walked up to the bartender and ordered something to eat. When the panda had eaten, it took out a gun and shot the bartender, and left the bar. The man followed the panda and asked it why it had shot the bartender. The panda then told the man to find the word 'panda' in a dictionary.
The man did so, and in the dictionary he found the following description of 'panda'
Panda; eats, shoots and leaves

  • 06.26.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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why cant a blonde dial 911?
she cant find the eleven.

how do you kill a blonde really fast?
stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull out the pin and throw it back.

why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?
it said concentrate.

what goes VROOM SCREECH VROOM SCREECH?
a blonde at a flashing red light.

how many blonde jokes are out there?
none, they're all true.

  • 06.26.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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A married couple of norwegians were driving a car. Then the man asks his wife to go out and see if the blinkers are functioning. She does so.
- Working, not working, working, not working, working.....

  • 06.26.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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A woman walks across an airstrip. she is hit by a plane filled with noisy passengers, and dies. Whose fault is the casualty?
(a) the pilot
(b) the passengers who distracted the pilot
(c) the woman, for walking on the airstrip unauthorized

Answer: Who cares? What's the woman doing out of the kitchen? j/k

  • 06.26.2004 2:19 PM PDT

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