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Two atoms were sitting in a bar. Atom 1:
- I think I've lost an electron! Atom 2:
- Are you sure? Atom 1:
- I'm positive
A man was sitting in a bar. Then suddenly a pande came in and walked up to the bartender and ordered something to eat. When the panda had eaten, it took out a gun and shot the bartender, and left the bar. The man followed the panda and asked it why it had shot the bartender. The panda then told the man to find the word 'panda' in a dictionary.
The man did so, and in the dictionary he found the following description of 'panda'
Panda; eats, shoots and leaves