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KOTOR
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Posted by: Achronos
We don't need a rule for every single freaking thing someone thinks is spam.

Posted by: the gold MC
bet the jedi felt that!

Well that was fun, and i only joined at page 98!


ROFLMAO @ Jedi, and I only joind at about page 100, yet I managed to destroy the universe, damn, I work fast!

  • 08.14.2008 5:44 AM PDT

1 P17Y 7H3 F00L

KOTOR

Thank you for playing Lord Snakie's Extremely Famous Form Game 4.0

I hope all of you who participated had fun. For those who thought they joined too late, but are still interested in playing a 5.0 and helping it being made, please join:

COS Gaming Division

This group is based soley on developing Forum Games and Laser-Wars-esque games. We are already trying to develop the next edition.

  • 08.14.2008 5:46 AM PDT

KOTOR
Also: Swine Flu
Posted by: Achronos
We don't need a rule for every single freaking thing someone thinks is spam.

/// Message Transmited at 12:43 ///

Losses. . . nificant. . . orces. . .attered. . . ttempting to regroup. . . searching . . .or. . .llies. . .lease respond. . . will construct a bridge and wait for another to be constructed to allow us into. . . new game. . .

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[Edited on 08.14.2008 6:14 AM PDT]

  • 08.14.2008 5:49 AM PDT

NO GROUP INVITES

Jesus took 3 days to respawn, talk about lag.

7 BILLION BY 7

I lost my fricken race without even being part of the final battle! My fleet was in hyperspace when it went kaboom :)
I want to start another one of these. Different SOL layout though.

[Edited on 08.14.2008 9:17 AM PDT]

  • 08.14.2008 9:15 AM PDT
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DAMMIT I MISSED THE FINAL BATTLE!

:'(

[Edited on 08.14.2008 7:12 PM PDT]

  • 08.14.2008 7:11 PM PDT

Semi-socialist and proud of it.

Your faction:Galactic Empire(Star Wars)
Planet 3

Ships:
76010 TIE Fighters (A light fighter known for it's maneuverability. Poorly armored, with decent shields. Two laser cannons)
39500 TIE Interceptors (A heavy fighter with impressive speed. Well armored, this model has been equipped with shields. 4 laser cannons)
18075 TIE Bombers (A heavy bomber with a single laser cannon, but carries a large payload of proton bombs. Decent armor, shielded.)
643 Tartan Class Light Patrol Cruisers (A fast ship with many laser cannons. Ineffective against ships larger than itself, but capable of destroying many fighters.)
418 Acclamator-Class Assault Ships (Armed with Laser Cannons, some turbolasers, and Proton Torpedoes)
376 Nebulon B Class Escort Frigates (Highly maneuverable, with many turbolasers and laser cannons. Well armored.)
278 Victory Class Star Destroyers (A swift ship with many turbolasers and Ion Cannons. It has several concussion missile launchers. Capable of carrying Fission missiles.)
168 Imperator Class Star Destroyers (An immensely armored ship, covered with Turbolasers, Ion Cannons, and Laser Cannons. Can carry fission and fusion missiles. Can take and dish out a tremendous amount of punishment.)
79 Executor Class Star Dreadnought (A true juggernaut, this ship stands at an incredible 19 kilometers long. It bristles with Turbolasers, laser cannons, concussion missile launchers, and ion cannons. Armed with a Proton Beam (WMD, 3 turn recharge). Carries Fission, Fusion, and Diamond-Boron Missiles.)

Ground units:
55,200 Stormtroopers (Well trained infantry in armor nearly impenetrable to projectiles and shrapnel. Shielded. Armed with Blaster Rifles, Ion Rifles, Flechette Rifles, Repeating Blaster Turrets, Homing Rocket Launchers, Sniper Rifles, and Thermal Detonators. Equipped with Thermal Sensors)
100 Marines (Shielded)
150 Engineers
14300 Dark Troopers (Extremely tough cyborg soldiers, Immune to parasitic infection. Heavy armor and shields. Armed with Heavy Blaster cannons and shoulder mounted rocket launchers)
10 R.A.Z.O.R.S. (heavily trained and armored marines, shielded)
2040 Sith Warriors (Armed with Blaster Rifles, Lightsabers, and the Force. Wear little armor to maintain their agility. Equipped with personal shield generators.)
13550 Sabre-Class Repulsor Tanks (Heavy tanks armed with laser cannons and light concussion missiles. Shielded.)
11400 AT-STs (Scout walkers with decent armor. Shields. Armed with Blaster cannons, repeating lasers, and a heavy grenade launcher)
1200 AT-ATs (Four legged juggernauts with almost impenetrable armor. Have extremely tough shields. Armed with two heavy Laser Cannons and two heavy blaster cannons. Can carry 100 ground troops and their equipment)

Buildings:
Kuat Class Orbital Shipyard (A massive shipyard that forms a ring around the planet)
Planetary Shield Generators (Prevent ground attack until Space forces are defeated)
60-Mile Radius Base
Barracks
Vehicle Factory
Sith Temple (Allows Sith to be trained)
Imperial Landing Zone
Maximum Mines
Nuclear Materials Mine
Defensive Anti Personnel Minefields (30,000 mines)
Defensive Anti Vehicle Minefields(15,000 mines)
Orbital Anti Spacecraft Minefields (10,000 mines)
Base Shield Generators
Defensive Bunkers
Defensive Trenches
Laser Wires (Think Razor Wire. Made of lasers)
Defensive Turbolaser Turrets (10,000 Turrets, capable of shooting at ground and air (not space) targets)
Orbital Turbolaser Platforms (5,000 Platforms, each equal to a Frigate)
Missile Silo (20 Nuclear Fission IPBMs, 20 Nuclear Fusion IPBMs, 20 Diamond-Boron IPBMs)
Gravitational Field Generators (Prevent retreat)
CGT Sensors (Detect cloaked ships)
FTL Sensors (Detects ships jumping in, prevents ambushes)

Finished Research:
Shielding Technology (Allows deflector shields to be developed)
Nuclear Fission (Allows research of Fission weapons)
Nuclear Fusion (Allows research of Fusion weapons)
Total settlement procedures
Advanced Mining
Anti Personnel Mine Blueprints (Allows productions and deployment of AP mines.)
Anti Vehicle Mine Blueprints (Allows productions and deployment of AT mines.)
Anti Spacecraft Mine Blueprints (Allows productions and deployment of ASC mines.)
Proton Torpedoes (Small Warheads, ideal for destroying Fighters)
Concussion Missiles (Heavy missiles, ideal for damaging capital ships)
Turbolasers (Fires a high power particle beam, doing massive damage to Armor)
Ion Cannons (Fires a burst of high energy Ions, doing heavy damage to shields)
Thermal Detonators (Extremely powerful explosives. A Grenade version is capable of reducing everything within 10 meters to dust)
Flechette Guns (Fires a spread of razor sharp hot shrapnel, designed to counter the Borgs ability to adapt to energy weapons)
Nuclear Fission Weapons(WMD)
Nuclear Fusion Weapons (WMD)
Diamond Boron Missiles (WMD)
Proton Beam (Capable of slicing unshielded ships apart)
Enhanced Cooling Units (Allows E-Web Repeating Blaster Turrets to be deployed to Stormtrooper Squads)
Walker Gyroscopes (Allows construction of Walkers)
Repulsorlifts (Allows construction of Repulsorlift Vehicles)
Gravitational Field Generators (Prevent retreat)
CGT Sensors (Detect cloaked ships)
FTL Sensors (Detects ships jumping in, prevents ambushes)
Redundant Systems (Provides resistance to EMP)
Hypermatter Reactors (A required Technology for Superlasers)
Focusing Crystals (A required technology for Superlasers)
Adjustable Superlasers (Needed for Death Stars
Quadanium Heavy Armor (Impervious to all but the heaviest firepower. Needed for Death Star)
Miniaturized Thermal Exhaust Ports (Eliminate exhaust port weakness)
Death Star Plans
Jump Drives (Instant Travel)
Hypermatter Fuel Systems (Allows use of Jump Drives every 2 turns)
Thermal Sensors
Jamming Signals (Block communications, designed to counter Borg networking. Executor Class Ships only)

Research:
Research inactive, so more resources can be pushed to construction. Double speed on all construction.

Construction:
Planetery Shield Generators ( Prevent ground attack until Space forces are defeated
PROJECT DESPAYRE: 31 turns
Planet Based Superlaser (Fires an immensely concentrated turbolaser, at maximum power capable of reducing a planet to an asteroid field. 15 turn recharge time), 7 turns
Planet Based Ion Cannon (Fires a blast of Ions capable of disabling even the largest ship. 1 turn recharge time), 1 turns
2000 Stormtroopers per turn
1000 Dark Troopers per turn
200 AT-STs per turn
50 AT-ATs per turn
200 Sith Warriors per turn
500 Sabre-Class Repulsor Tanks per turn
2000 TIE Fighters per turn
1000 TIE Interceptors per turn
500 TIE Bombers per turn
20 Tartans per turn
16 Acclamators per turn
12 Nebulons per turn
8 Victorys per turn
4 Imperators per turn
2 Executor per turn

Ground Movement:
All Defenses ready. Troops in strong positions. Defenses ready. Minefields armed. Gravitational Field Generators ready.

Space movement: All Defenses active. Fleet ready, constantly patrolling orbit. Minefields armed. Jamming signals ready.

Allies:
Axis Entente
Vasari (WalkinBonfire)
Necrons (rst7503)
Colonials (Lord Snakie)
The Flood (UnholyFurball382)
Geth (SilentScreams)

Enemies:
Borg
Xenomorphs
Necris

Message to all:
I call upon all forces to settle their differences and assemble at Planet 3, to defeat the Necris once and for all.

ATTACKABLE

[Edited on 08.15.2008 4:54 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2008 4:51 PM PDT

Semi-socialist and proud of it.

Figures, game ends while I'm away. I never got to fight one battle.

  • 08.15.2008 5:01 PM PDT

~BS

Just let it die

this is bigger than the pie thread already

  • 08.15.2008 5:03 PM PDT
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Still not bigger than my thread though (facts)

  • 08.15.2008 5:09 PM PDT

Never tell people on a Video Game forum, "There is no point in a GF" It's like telling fat people, "The cake is a lie."

Being told the truth is different than seeing the truth

It's not fun living in NJ, it's like spectating the Special Olympics:

You may thinking your helping, but you really just watching retards hurt themselves

Damn it, I joined to late.

Oh well...

Honestly, Snarlz? You're gloating over a thread's reply count?

  • 08.15.2008 5:17 PM PDT
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The explosion ripples outward, slamming into planet after planet like a tidal wave. Millions of people are flash-vaporized, not even knowing what hit them. As the blast reaches planet 3, Voyager's sensors detect it, and proceeds to bring the fluidic space rift generator online. A handful of ships cross the threshold just as the wave obliterrates planet 1. Beaming as many crew and personel and technology aboard as possible, the ships fly into the void. Those left on the surface of the moon only have time to say a quick prayer before the wave inundates their home, washing away all traces of intelligent life.

Trapped in the void, Voyager waits for an opportune time to re-emerge. Although it will take some time, as the generator was destroyed in real space.

Losses: All buildings, and 95% of all units.

  • 08.18.2008 2:44 PM PDT
Subject: Lord Snakie's EXTREMELY Famous Flood Foum Game!

where ever a noob needs to be pwned I shall be there

planet 2

Your faction:alins

Ships:

Ground units:400 newbs 500 demens 5 Reaper spitters

Buildings:1-bay Space Station

Finished Research:

Research:class V.2 arks 4 3 turns

Construction:

Ground Movement:

Space movement:

Allies:Timespitters

Enemies:

Message to all: attackable v.2 arks shoots bombs size of a house


[Edited on 08.20.2008 10:27 PM PDT]

  • 08.20.2008 10:24 PM PDT

Your faction: Hyrulian Heroes (The Legend of Zelda Series)

Ships: Steller fleet of Pirate ships all lead by our flagship; The King of Red Lions

Ground units: The united peoples of Hyrule! Zoras, Gorons, Gerudos, Hyrulians, Kokiri, and Sheikah.

Buildings: ---Cities---
-Castletown-- The home and palace of the Hyrulians and refuge to all against evil.
-Goron City-- Home to the Gorons, and suppliers of various bombs.
-Zora's Domain-- Land of the Zoras, well hidden and only accessible to the Zoras and the Royal Famaly

--Small Towns--
Gerudo Fortress-- Home of the few remaining Gerudo, excellent training ground located in a barren desert.
Kokariko Village-- Another settlement of the Hyrulians, nearby to Goron City.
Kokiri Village-- Home to the perpetual 10-year-old children known as the Kokiri. they are well defended by the Lost Woods, and the Great Deku Tree.

-Other-
Lon Lon Ranch-- Ranch dedicated to raising the fastest horses around.

Finished Research: Special stones, allowing one to fire an arrow of either fire, ice, or light. The ability to combine arrows with bombs to create a devastating effect. A magical Ocarina to manipulate the flow of time. Countless other magical objects used to control; the seasons, the ages, and the wind.
Research: Trying to weild the power of the true Triforce

Construction: Various bridges that always seem to collapse. (Gerudo bridge, Bridge of Eldan...)

Ground Movement: Epona, Various birds who come when summoned, Keapora Geabora, Magical Ocarina.

Space movement: Sweet Trailer a while back which showed Link and Ganon fighting in space. Too bad it never came through.

Allies: All who seek to defend the realm of light.

Enemies: Ganon, Vaati, Aghanim, That dude from Oracle of Ages/Seasons, Zant.

Message to all: Hyrule is a pretty sweet place, all the evil aside and all. Zelda has officially not been kidnapped for 3 months now, (She's trying so hard) Ganon has aperantly been sealed away for ever, (again) we also have some nice, cool, refreshing, Lon Lon milk for all visiters.

[Edited on 08.20.2008 10:58 PM PDT]

  • 08.20.2008 10:57 PM PDT

NERDS!!

  • 08.23.2008 9:27 AM PDT

[Enter extremely funny joke here]

Posted by: ChimpyKing
NERDS!!


Look who's talking.

  • 08.23.2008 9:34 AM PDT

^NERD^

  • 08.23.2008 12:05 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

And then Recon came and wiped out the universe...


...






... Any time now.

  • 08.23.2008 12:06 PM PDT

where ever a noob needs to be pwned I shall be there

planet 2
alins is from aby n the chief
Your faction:alins

Ships:

Ground units:400 newbs 500 demens 5 Reaper spitters

Buildings:1-bay Space Station

Finished Research:

Research:class 4 V.2 arks 2 turns/500 rolf coppers 3 turns/upgrade demens 2 turns

Construction:

Ground Movement:

Space movement:

Allies:Timespitters

Enemies:

Message to all: attackable v.2 arks shoots bombs size of a house

[Edited on 08.23.2008 9:55 PM PDT]

  • 08.23.2008 5:21 PM PDT