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Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*

Space... is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is...

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  • 07.22.2008 2:05 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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Posted by: spongejerk89
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?


lol u ripped off ure tail

  • 07.22.2008 2:06 AM PDT
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Are you sure it wasn't a tapeworm or something?

  • 07.22.2008 2:07 AM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?

  • 07.22.2008 2:07 AM PDT
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That's impossible but it's probably one of the grossest stories, real of fake, I've ever heard.

And it takes a lot to make me grossed out.

Nice work!

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  • 07.22.2008 2:08 AM PDT

That was your CNH (Central Nervous Hair) It's linked to your spine.
In the next few hours you will lose all bladder control. Sorry

  • 07.22.2008 2:08 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

Posted by: FaJiTa TuEsDaY
only eat one small snack a week to save money on food and just have water toilet and lights to save money thats my plan

Though the Earth is dying we must enrich her body, for the ground we tread is hφly.

I'm a lion in a world where everybody's content with being cats.

Was there some raunchy bedroom practices going on with a male or female with long hair?

  • 07.22.2008 2:09 AM PDT
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Are you serious? It might have been some kind of parasite.

  • 07.22.2008 2:09 AM PDT
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BE AFRAID!
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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  • 07.22.2008 2:10 AM PDT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

Posted by: BlazedDragon78
lol u ripped off ure tail


L

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L

  • 07.22.2008 2:10 AM PDT

._.

*walks away with a paranoid expression*

  • 07.22.2008 2:11 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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Posted by: llamalizard
It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?


Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.


I thought spongejerk was a guy. How could he have a boyfriend?

  • 07.22.2008 2:11 AM PDT

Posted by: FaJiTa TuEsDaY
only eat one small snack a week to save money on food and just have water toilet and lights to save money thats my plan

Though the Earth is dying we must enrich her body, for the ground we tread is hφly.

I'm a lion in a world where everybody's content with being cats.

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Posted by: spongejerk89
Posted by: llamalizard
It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?


Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.


I thought spongejerk was a guy. How could he have a boyfriend?
Generic troll is generic.

  • 07.22.2008 2:11 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

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Posted by: llamalizard
It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?


Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.


I thought spongejerk was a guy. How could he have a boyfriend?
the obvious if he is a guy

  • 07.22.2008 2:12 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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Have you eaten at a fastfoods, Mexican, or Chinese restaraunt lately?

  • 07.22.2008 2:12 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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i dont know whether to be turned on or disgusted to be honest

  • 07.22.2008 2:12 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

all this butt hair talk is kinda of creepy

  • 07.22.2008 2:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: llamalizard
It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?


Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.
Some tapeworms are really thin, almost like a hair. I suspect that's what it is because how would a long hair have gotten inside you anyway?

Now it's gonna be impossible to fall asleep for fear of tapeworms coming out of my butt... Thanks.

  • 07.22.2008 2:13 AM PDT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

Pics or it didn't happen..

  • 07.22.2008 2:13 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.

  • 07.22.2008 2:14 AM PDT