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Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

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It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?


Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.
Some tapeworms are really thin, almost like a hair. I suspect that's what it is because how would a long hair have gotten inside you anyway?

Now it's gonna be impossible to fall asleep for fear of tapeworms coming out of my butt... Thanks.
yeah this entire thing makes me want to get some podtacular ass Armor and wear a cup to sleep now

[Edited on 07.22.2008 2:14 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2008 2:14 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

Posted by: jedtastic
You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.


that grows 14 inch hairs out of his butt.

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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

THIS THREAD IS SO -blam!- AWESOME!

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Posted by: PlaypetX
Posted by: jedtastic
You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.


that grows 14 inch hairs out of his butt.
Those are his rascally minions.

  • 07.22.2008 2:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

I -blam!- LOVE THIS THREAD!

  • 07.22.2008 2:17 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

Posted by: spongejerk89
What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?
how are you gonna explain to them?" uh, mom. . . . i just pulled a 14-inch hair outta my butt and i think i hae a parasite . . . . ."

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Drinking Rogaine is warned against on the bottle. You should know better.

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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: TheSodaFreaK
Posted by: spongejerk89
What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?
how are you gonna explain to them?" uh, mom. . . . i just pulled a 14-inch hair outta my butt and i think i hae a parasite . . . . ."


THIS THREAD=SUPERUBERWINSUACE!

  • 07.22.2008 2:18 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Posted by: spongejerk89

Ok, I'm really scared now! I don't remember where I put the hair either so I can't check and see if it is really a hair.

Are your serious? I would've placed it on a mantle so I can brag about it.

  • 07.22.2008 2:19 AM PDT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

I would totally have bragged about it. Even taken pics..

this thread just gets better and better..

  • 07.22.2008 2:21 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

“You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”- Scott Adams

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein

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Posted by: spongejerk89
What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?
how are you gonna explain to them?" uh, mom. . . . i just pulled a 14-inch hair outta my butt and i think i hae a parasite . . . . ."
You either had a parasite or someone preparing your food who had long hair lost a strand in your food and you ingested it, but I wouldn't freak out just yet.

  • 07.22.2008 2:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

This thread get's better with every post!

I feel like the drunk idiot in the background luaghing his ass off :)

  • 07.22.2008 2:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: spongejerk89
Posted by: spongejerk89
What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?


I'm only 15 don't know what to do when Hair Worm things attack my -blam!-!!! Help!
You fail as a teenager.

  • 07.22.2008 2:21 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!!

"you're probably some lame superhero..."

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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: dthunda
LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!!

"you're probably some lame superhero..."


"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor."

Could you imagine LOL

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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
Posted by: dthunda
LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!!

"you're probably some lame superhero..."


"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor."
Haha.

[Edited on 07.22.2008 2:28 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2008 2:28 AM PDT
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And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

This is easily the best thread I've seen in a long time.

  • 07.22.2008 2:28 AM PDT