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Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! <---- LOL WUT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

The Flood has redeemed itself..

[Edited on 07.22.2008 2:30 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2008 2:29 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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BE AFRAID!
Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Indeed

I MADE THIS THREAD A HOT TOPIC WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!


[Edited on 07.22.2008 2:31 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2008 2:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
Posted by: dthunda
LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!!

"you're probably some lame superhero..."


"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor."

Could you imagine LOL


And sadly I now have to go and write/memorise an entire 6 minute speech. Wanna trade?

(I'm guessing it'll take me an hour to do it all.)

  • 07.22.2008 2:30 AM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Are you sure it's 14 inches? Did you measure it?

  • 07.22.2008 2:30 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh...

You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.

  • 07.22.2008 2:32 AM PDT

Posted by: FaJiTa TuEsDaY
only eat one small snack a week to save money on food and just have water toilet and lights to save money thats my plan

Though the Earth is dying we must enrich her body, for the ground we tread is hφly.

I'm a lion in a world where everybody's content with being cats.

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh...

You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.
Smart girl is smart.

  • 07.22.2008 2:33 AM PDT

Do not worry about it. The most likely thing that happened was you ate a hair in your food and it didn't digest in your stoach and came out. This happened to me too. I went to the doctor and he just laughed and said I was fine.

In the futures just be careful of what you wat and put in your maotuh

  • 07.22.2008 2:33 AM PDT

*vomits blood*

  • 07.22.2008 2:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Find the hair/parasite/minion thingy and eat it again then pull it out you're butt. repeat. LOL

  • 07.22.2008 2:34 AM PDT

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Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh...

You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.
That's what I thought when I reevaluated my hypothesis. Some chef with really long hair forgot to wear a hair net or the waiter had long hair, it fell in and you ingested it.

  • 07.22.2008 2:35 AM PDT

man i just did a massive crap...............oh -blam!- theres a 14 inch hair stuck to my butt ....is it a tape worm .....NO .....is it bad .......Yes ........congrats man you have a STD called h e r p i e s

  • 07.22.2008 2:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh...

You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.
Smart girl is smart.
That's impossible.

  • 07.22.2008 2:36 AM PDT

Posted by: spongejerk89
What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like this


*vomits some more blood*

  • 07.22.2008 2:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: spongejerk89
What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like this


I would truly luagh my ass off

  • 07.22.2008 2:36 AM PDT

lol

  • 07.22.2008 2:37 AM PDT

The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

“You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”- Scott Adams

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein

Posted by: spongejerk89
What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like this
That is so funny. I looked up tapeworms when I first saw this thread and that's the pic I was about to post, but I thought it might be against the rules or too gross.

Great minds think alike, so to speak.

*Looks at picture again, butt cringes*

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  • 07.22.2008 2:38 AM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

I'm sorry but, we'll need some pics.

*I mean, of your "hair"

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  • 07.22.2008 2:39 AM PDT

Posted by: steave chaba
man i just did a massive crap...............oh -blam!- theres a 14 inch hair stuck to my butt ....is it a tape worm .....NO .....is it bad .......Yes ........congrats man you have a STD called h e r p i e s

Uh... do you know what herpies is?

  • 07.22.2008 2:39 AM PDT