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Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

Posted by: FaJiTa TuEsDaY
only eat one small snack a week to save money on food and just have water toilet and lights to save money thats my plan

Though the Earth is dying we must enrich her body, for the ground we tread is hφly.

I'm a lion in a world where everybody's content with being cats.

Posted by: jedtastic
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Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh...

You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.
Smart girl is smart.
That's impossible.
Oh yes, I forgot.

  • 07.22.2008 2:40 AM PDT

lol im letting everyone know...

  • 07.22.2008 2:40 AM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Posted by: spongejerk89
What? Do you want a pic of my butt with a hair sticking out. I'm not kidding.

What? No! just the hair itself...

  • 07.22.2008 2:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: spongejerk89
What? Do you want a pic of my butt with a hair sticking out. I'm not kidding.


The only solution to this is that hes a gigalo.

  • 07.22.2008 2:41 AM PDT

Would you kindly ?

Posted by: BlazedDragon78
Posted by: spongejerk89
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?


lol u ripped off ure tail
roflmamfaoflfc

  • 07.22.2008 2:42 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

Posted by: spongejerk89
What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like this
UGHHHHH *pukes forever*

  • 07.22.2008 2:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

I -blam!- LOVE THIS THREAD!

  • 07.22.2008 2:43 AM PDT

This thread if made of pure win! LETS MAKE IT A TOP FORUM TOPIC!!!

  • 07.22.2008 2:43 AM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!!

Moar hair?

  • 07.22.2008 2:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

LOFL

  • 07.22.2008 2:45 AM PDT

Posted by: Knightmare01
Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!!

Moar hair?


We can only hope!

  • 07.22.2008 2:45 AM PDT

Posted by: strongcobra
Posted by: Knightmare01
Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!!

Moar hair?


We can only hope!

There can only be one!

  • 07.22.2008 2:46 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

dude, if somethign squirms just yell"SAVE ME JEBUZ!"

  • 07.22.2008 2:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: TheSodaFreaK
dude, if somethign squirms just yell"SAVE ME JEBUZ!"


BEST POST OF THIS WHOLE THREAD!

  • 07.22.2008 2:48 AM PDT

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I imagine it looked similar to this

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That, or just drink some chemicals.

  • 07.22.2008 2:48 AM PDT
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you, uh.. measured it?

  • 07.22.2008 2:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: strongcobra
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I imagine it looked similar to this
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I love you.

  • 07.22.2008 2:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS!


GET BACK IN THERE AND TRY AGAIN!

  • 07.22.2008 2:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS!

So, your 'poop' factor is apparently 5. Congrates!

  • 07.22.2008 2:51 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

Posted by: strongcobra
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I imagine it looked similar to this
o.O

  • 07.22.2008 2:51 AM PDT

Red vs. Blue Join Now!

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Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS!

Maybe you could stick a hand in and see if you can find another.

  • 07.22.2008 2:51 AM PDT