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Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

Posted by: andymengchi
Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS!

So, your 'poop' factor is apparently 5. Congrates!



u win.... that was halarious

  • 07.22.2008 2:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You must keep pooping!

  • 07.22.2008 2:53 AM PDT
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maybe you should get that checked out?

  • 07.22.2008 2:53 AM PDT

The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

“You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”- Scott Adams

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein

You probably had the one on the right.

  • 07.22.2008 2:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Google image search "tapeworms" and look at the one coming out of the goats butt.

fits in perfectly here

  • 07.22.2008 2:57 AM PDT

The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

“You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”- Scott Adams

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein

Posted by: spongejerk89
Posted by: SwiftPhantom
You probably had the one on the right.



Ok, that is gonna haunt my dreams. Also, my stomach feels REALLY empty
I'm sorry, I just wanted to go out with a bang and mess with your head a little more.

I'm off to bed now, I'd get it looked at by a doctor soon if you're worried about it, but otherwise don't think on it too much.

And BTW your stomach feels empty because you just shat.... good night.

  • 07.22.2008 2:59 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

dont click link you have to download somethign!

  • 07.22.2008 3:01 AM PDT

The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

“You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”- Scott Adams

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein

Posted by: TheSodaFreaK
dont click link you have to download somethign!
It's a pic of Hilary Clinton.

  • 07.22.2008 3:03 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

i know it makes you donwload a pic of hillary clinton i cold have a virus

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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

It makes you download something...

  • 07.22.2008 3:03 AM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

im not, i clicked it and i had to download a the pic and i didnt let me stop it

  • 07.22.2008 3:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: HALOBUZZFREAK 5
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

I think I'm gunna try to go to sleep too,lulz have been had, and this thread will be back later though!

[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:11 AM PDT]

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lmao i cant stop laughing

  • 07.22.2008 4:12 AM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!
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You got a helluva worm lol

  • 07.22.2008 4:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: spongejerk89
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?


Ban hammer worthy material?! =D

LOCKED!

[Edited on 07.22.2008 4:14 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2008 4:13 AM PDT
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It's hilarious that you whipped out a ruler and measured that thing (I'm assuming lol).

  • 07.22.2008 4:15 AM PDT
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Okay i wrote and memorised a 6 minute speech in an hour. I rock. I had to get some more lolz from this before i went to sleep, but now I must go.

btw, spongejerk, you should start a group dedicated to people who have gone through your unusual situation. Maybe you could get it made into a wig?

  • 07.22.2008 4:16 AM PDT

Posted by: dthunda
Okay i wrote and memorised a 6 minute speech in an hour. I rock. I had to get some more lolz from this before i went to sleep, but now I must go.

btw, spongejerk, you should start a group dedicated to people who have gone through your unusual situation. Maybe you could get it made into a wig?


So you memorized it? What about the papers in Physics and accounting?

  • 07.22.2008 4:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sgt Leet Sauce
It's hilarious that you whipped out a ruler and measured that thing (I'm assuming lol).
I can imagine how awkward that must've been.

  • 07.22.2008 4:19 AM PDT