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Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

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Ain't the flood great?

  • 07.22.2008 1:59 PM PDT
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... i feel dirty

*shivers*

  • 07.22.2008 2:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: spongejerk89
Ok, I' back! Apparently I'm not going to the doctors or anything. Also, for all those who say it was pubic hair your wrong cuz when I pulled it I could feel it moving inside me.


Cut it in half, see if it bleeds/moves/looks like a living thing

  • 07.22.2008 2:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Legendairy314
Ain't the flood great?


no
XD

  • 07.22.2008 2:02 PM PDT

My GB profile

As adam sandler once said, "i kicked your dads ass in high school now im gona kick yours!!"

I wish i could change my username to my gamertag.

Posted by: Morphid
That was your CNH (Central Nervous Hair) It's linked to your spine.
In the next few hours you will lose all bladder control. Sorry


HAHA, sweet man.

  • 07.22.2008 2:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: BlazedDragon78
i dont know whether to be turned on or disgusted to be honest


Turned on indefinitely!

  • 07.22.2008 2:03 PM PDT

Note to self: good tags for ODST...BLAM, BOOM, DUDE, DD57, UBER.

Posted by: spongejerk89
indeed
I read every page...you say it was moving and you couldn't find it...I probably crawled back up when you went back to bed.

  • 07.22.2008 2:13 PM PDT
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You, Sir, need to see a doctor.

  • 07.22.2008 2:13 PM PDT
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All right i know alot about parasitology so you are going to tell me what it looked like, coulor, thickness, and whether or not it was flat, and also did it look like it had segments?

  • 07.22.2008 2:17 PM PDT

Dash

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Haha thats a good one

  • 07.22.2008 2:18 PM PDT

OMG, out of the hole...?

  • 07.22.2008 2:28 PM PDT
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I lol'd when I read this

  • 07.22.2008 2:28 PM PDT
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Sounds a lot like a round worm. Have you eaten at any restaurants in the past 2 weeks?

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  • 07.22.2008 2:29 PM PDT
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$hits weak

this is -blam!- amazingly funny

  • 07.22.2008 2:32 PM PDT

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Can't be a tape worm without segments...Any other kind of worms?

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  • 07.22.2008 2:34 PM PDT

-Pneumono­ultramicroscopicsilicovolca (a lung disease contracted by breathing in volcanic dust and coal dust)
-When Procedure becomes a normality, we shun what we're not used to.
The power of the mods. FEAR THEM
-Hippopotomons trosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
MAXZERO33 ~ thanks to ballistick for the sig.

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Sounds a lot like a round worm. Have you eaten at any restaurants in the past 2 weeks?


Mcdonalds
That explains everything.

  • 07.22.2008 2:35 PM PDT
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disgusting muther FU****!!!!!

  • 07.22.2008 2:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: spongejerk89
Posted by: Quado13
Sounds a lot like a round worm. Have you eaten at any restaurants in the past 2 weeks?


Mcdonalds


That makes since did it look anything like these?

http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/roundworm.jpg

  • 07.22.2008 2:40 PM PDT
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Sassy

O dear GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING YOU F___ING TROLL

p.s. Spongejerk89 has been my friend in the real world since i was six, and he is not a girl although he is g@y and his boyfriend has long hair

  • 07.22.2008 2:42 PM PDT
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Ille be back in about an hour i have a general idea of what it might be.

  • 07.22.2008 2:43 PM PDT