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Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

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Posted by: spongejerk89
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O dear GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING YOU F___ING TROLL

p.s. Spongejerk89 has been my friend in the real world since i was six, and he is not a girl although he is g@y and his boyfriend has long hair


Shut the frig up Glenn!!! I'm not G@y
its ok don't be ashamed

  • 07.22.2008 2:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: strongcobra
This thread if made of pure win! LETS MAKE IT A TOP FORUM TOPIC!!!


OMG!!! we need pure win for Bungie's slingshot!! get over to this thread here, and tell them to come here to collect pure win!!!! I'm taking some now!

Edit: look at post 11 - we're making the slingshot out of pure win

[Edited on 07.22.2008 2:51 PM PDT]

  • 07.22.2008 2:49 PM PDT

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

Posted by: spongejerk89
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Posted by: Cougar Fingers
O dear GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING YOU F___ING TROLL

p.s. Spongejerk89 has been my friend in the real world since i was six, and he is not a girl although he is g@y and his boyfriend has long hair


Shut the frig up Glenn!!! I'm not G@y
its ok don't be ashamed


Shut up! Glenn!
Who is Glenn?

  • 07.22.2008 2:52 PM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

Do me a favor, look closly at the hair if you still have it. Does it have a slightly or maybe a more intensified blue tint to it. If it does please reply back, because you could have something extremly fatal.

Not kidding.

  • 07.22.2008 2:56 PM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled an 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Posted by: spongejerk89
Posted by: Cooley470
Do me a favor, look closly at the hair if you still have it. Does it have a slightly or maybe a more intensified blue tint to it. If it does please reply back, because you could have something extremly fatal.

Not kidding.


I lost it.

It got away!?

  • 07.22.2008 2:57 PM PDT

Fight good. Fight hard. Fight to the death.

Can I touch it? Please?

  • 07.22.2008 2:58 PM PDT
Subject: I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt!

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

lol, whats going on here!?!?!

  • 07.22.2008 2:59 PM PDT
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...Ummmm.....okay.....

  • 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT
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TMI my friend.
Keep it to yourself please.

  • 07.22.2008 3:03 PM PDT

Oh -blam!-. Well nevermind then. Look for it. Everywhere.

If it was blue colored at all, then you might have a parasite that is extremely fatal.

It causes severe psychosis, depression, paranoia, voices-in-head, skin rotting, and growths on the body. If you have any symptoms, contact a hospital or get there if you can.

  • 07.22.2008 3:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Knightmare01
Posted by: spongejerk89
Posted by: Cooley470
Do me a favor, look closly at the hair if you still have it. Does it have a slightly or maybe a more intensified blue tint to it. If it does please reply back, because you could have something extremly fatal.

Not kidding.


I lost it.

It got away!?

Probabaly crawled back up after sponge went to sleep.

  • 07.22.2008 3:05 PM PDT
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This is an interesting thread.

Very interesting.

  • 07.22.2008 3:07 PM PDT

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  • 07.22.2008 3:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cooley470
Oh -blam!-. Well nevermind then. Look for it. Everywhere.

If it was blue colored at all, then you might have a parasite that is extremely fatal.

It causes severe psychosis, depression, paranoia, voices-in-head, skin rotting, and growths on the body. If you have any symptoms, contact a hospital or get there if you can.


What the hell is this thing?

  • 07.22.2008 3:16 PM PDT

Scientists don't have a full name for it yet, because cases of it are extremely rare, and pop up in very small or poor places in the world. If it pops up here, there would be an extreme panic.

It's just a parasite. A very fatal parasite. No one recorded by the WHO or the CDC has survived.

  • 07.22.2008 3:18 PM PDT
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lol i dont know what to say to that

  • 07.22.2008 3:22 PM PDT
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i found what you have a pinworm. Pinworms causes stomach issues either they feel empty or no appetite. You said you were scratching when it happens thats a common sign and it was at night they go to the end of the colon at night to lay their eggs all info is hear you will find it at the pinworm section. http://www.ghchealth.com/harmful-organisms.html

  • 07.22.2008 3:52 PM PDT