- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
There's a very simple solution to all of this.
There once was a guy who said "Treat others the way you'd want to be treated." Of course, every word that ever came out of that guy's mouth got distorted by his arrogant disciples and eventually disintegrated into homicidal dogma, but let's assume for the sake of argument that it's true.
If some petulant cretin is treating his opponents like dirt, he's asking for it. Fairly simple. He's handing you a Get Out Of Jail Free card. He's essentially saying "Yes, I would like to get my arse handed to me with a sprig of parsley." So hand it to him. The parsley is optional, of course.
1. Plasma grenade to the face from across the map.
2. Melee to the back while he's camping (you do know how to stay off the motion tracker, right?).
3. Cross-map pistol headshot.
4. One word: Killtacular.
Don't say a word. Don't even crack a smile. Just look totally relaxed and maybe reach for some chips when you're out of a firefight. If he cheats, then cheat on him. By cheating, he's saying it's ok. So throw it back at him:
"You're looking at my screen!"
"How do you know?"
"You knew where I was hiding!"
<pause for effect>
"Oh, so that's how you did that..."
Just keep your wits about you and your skills in good condition. A silver tongue doesn't hurt either.
[Edited on 6/30/2004 7:26:00 AM]