- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
yo momma so fat, she got her own area code.
yo momma so fat that when your dad was done conceiving you, he rolled over twice and was still on her.
yo momma so fat that there's no difference between when she's sitting and standing.
yo momma so fat that if you give her a hug, you get lost in the folds.
yo momma so fat that you can kick her arse and ride the waves.
yo momma so fat that she's survived over four hundred knife wounds.