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A place to post "your mom" jokes. I'll start.

Your mom is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.

  • 06.26.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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Your mom is so stupid she sat on top of the TV and watched the couch

  • 06.26.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone wire!

  • 06.26.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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yo momma so fat, she got her own area code.

yo momma so fat that when your dad was done conceiving you, he rolled over twice and was still on her.

yo momma so fat that there's no difference between when she's sitting and standing.

yo momma so fat that if you give her a hug, you get lost in the folds.

yo momma so fat that you can kick her arse and ride the waves.

yo momma so fat that she's survived over four hundred knife wounds.

  • 06.26.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.

"Ahh man my back hurts?"
"Why?"
"Because your momma is so damned heavy!"

  • 06.26.2004 1:53 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

LoL... I knew I'd find you here with the mom jokes Abolition...

Achilles

  • 06.26.2004 2:35 PM PDT
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I'm so old I created the your momma jokes!

Ok, I'm not really THAT old but they are fun =D I need a way to give people my fake, cheesy politician grin.

  • 06.26.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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Your mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it motha -blam!-a!

  • 06.26.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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your mom....thats the best one out of the whole bunch so u can stop now....

  • 06.26.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lt Devon
Your mom is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.


jo mama so fat, she jumped out of a air plane and got stuck

  • 06.26.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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Your momma's so hairy she has three settings on her shaver: medium, high, and timberrrr.
Your momma's so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked.

Your momma's so ugly she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
Your momma's so ugly a baboon called and asked her face for its butt back. o00oo0oo

  • 06.26.2004 3:13 PM PDT

My friends and I have jokes about one particular mother being a lady of the night. Plenty of double entendres come out of that. For instance, during a drinking session:

"I'm sure you can force that [drink] down"
"I'm sure Ad's mum would be able to"

  • 06.26.2004 7:33 PM PDT