- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"Banadu."
*giggles*
I may or may not be the first person to be inspired, here, but I present my efforts nonetheless:
In Banadu did Bungie Team
A fitting punishment decree :
Where Live, the sacred platform, ran
Through fiber measureless to man
Down to the players free.
So twice five score of farktard cheats
Were walled and trapped for their deceits :
And there were game-maps bright with revelrous stunts
Where blew up many a birthday-party Grunt ;
And here were griefers shut off from their sprees,
Decrying Bungie's lack of clemency.
(Original here, for those of you unfamiliar with Coleridge. I'm afraid I don't have enough Halo knowledge to do the whole thing, but others are more than welcome to add to it. Hooray for the Internet and collaborative works!)