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my gf and i were at six flags and she stared telling me how m&m was going to run for president and i sayed the little green guy. no the wrapper you dumbass.o. we both cracked up

  • 06.27.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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Too much funny stuff has happened in the last year to pick the funniest.

  • 06.27.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: heck hole
my gf and i were at six flags and she stared telling me how m&m was going to run for president and i sayed the little green guy. no the wrapper you dumbass.o. we both cracked up


.... NO.

  • 06.27.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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i was reading a tabloid the other day...
did you know they invented a new car that runs on beer?

and some guy is a human magnet?

and the pope was killed by a falling meteor?

its some really amazing stuff. the cool part is its true. i know its true because they said so in the tabloid.

  • 06.27.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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What's an eleven year old doing with a girlfriend?

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Posted by: Abolitionofman
What's an eleven year old doing with a girlfriend?


Fictional girlfriend.

  • 06.27.2004 10:55 AM PDT
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might as well tell jokes here

*i was at the mall with my friends and as we passed a securitty guard i told one of my friends *WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!!!!!!!!*it was hilarious

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Posted by: heck hole
my gf and i were at six flags and she stared telling me how m&m was going to run for president and i sayed the little green guy. no the wrapper you dumbass.o. we both cracked up


OMG LOL!! WAIT what about the time I was eating sausages and putting lots of SAUCE on them, and my FATHER SAYS "would you like some SAUSAGE with that SAUCE!!!"

I NEARLY DIED of LAFFTER!

  • 06.27.2004 10:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Abolitionofman
What's an eleven year old doing with a girlfriend?


Fictional girlfriend.


Must kind of be like Jenny McCarthy, a figment of everyone's imagination. Er.. I didn't say that.

  • 06.27.2004 10:57 AM PDT
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my old gf man i had here as a gf for 1 year then she moved WYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did she move wyyyyy besides im the youngest in my class everyone else is 12 or 13

  • 06.27.2004 10:58 AM PDT
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One of the funniest things I think I ever heard in history class was with this battle in New France or British North America. One side had all of these explosives near a group of large rocks, and the opposing force shot at the explosives to try to destroy their fort. Well the explosives blew up, and sent all of the large human sized rocks with it. So now all of these massive rocks were falling on the attacking side, and one landed on their leader and squashed like a little bug. Since the attacking force now had no idea what to do and were in shock, and they lost the battle.
Seemed funny at the time...

[Edited on 6/27/2004 10:59:23 AM]

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Posted by: Abolitionofman
What's an eleven year old doing with a girlfriend?


He is going to six flags with her.

  • 06.27.2004 11:01 AM PDT
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o well fine think i don't have a gf and your wrong think i do and your right. now leave me alone

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: Abolitionofman
What's an eleven year old doing with a girlfriend?


He is going to six flags with her.

thks man

  • 06.27.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: Abolitionofman
What's an eleven year old doing with a girlfriend?


He is going to six flags with her.


They drove there after their wild weekend in Vegas.

  • 06.27.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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nope it was paris

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Posted by: heck hole
my old gf man i had here as a gf for 1 year then she moved WYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did she move wyyyyy besides im the youngest in my class everyone else is 12 or 13


I'll make this more clear, what's anyone under the age of 16 doing with a girlfriend/boyfriend? You can't even go anywhere without the help of your parents.

  • 06.27.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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Two years ago in my algebra class, my teacher would always say that we had a "quizzical". So one day after he called role, he announced that we were going to be taking a "testi, (pause, clear of throat) test." The whole class cracked up laughing. The only thing that would have caused more rapture is if he had actually finished the word.

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Posted by: Abolitionofman

I'll make this more clear, what's anyone under the age of 16 doing with a girlfriend/boyfriend? You can't even go anywhere without the help of your parents.


If you are going to take it that way, then technically only one person in the couple needs to be age 16 or older.

I'm not saying I disagree. Actually I wrote an editorial for a newspaper on this exact subject.

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Two years ago in my algebra class, my teacher would always say that we had a "quizzical". So one day after he called role, he announced that we were going to be taking a "testi, (pause, clear of throat) test." The whole class cracked up laughing. The only thing that would have caused more rapture is if he had actually finished the word.


Hahaha...your teacher must be pretty dumb. In Science class, we were studying all of these different animals and plants, so everytime one of the less intelligent people in my class would say organism they would say orgasm. But the funnier thing was that they actually thought that was how you said the word...

  • 06.27.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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we live 3 blocks away ppl think i can see here just about anytime as long as she isn't out somewhere

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: Abolitionofman

I'll make this more clear, what's anyone under the age of 16 doing with a girlfriend/boyfriend? You can't even go anywhere without the help of your parents.


If you are going to take it that way, then technically only one person in the couple needs to be age 16 or older.

I'm not saying I disagree. Actually I wrote an editorial for a newspaper on this exact subject.


Annh, it's not so much an opinion as a logical statement teasing him about his age. I could care less really. Think about it, kids are having sex in middle schoo now because of TV, movies, etc. When I was that age, boys were 'early bloomers' to have gone through puberty by then, and females hadn't even finished! I just find it strange is all, because none of them really have the mental or emotional capacity to really understand what they're getting into. Most 30 year olds still don't.

  • 06.27.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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the really funniest thing that ever happened...Bush was elected.

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Posted by: Rickjames-blam!-
the really funniest thing that ever happened...Bush was elected.

hahaha good one man

  • 06.27.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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The funniest thing that happened to me and some friends was when we were at the movies.
We were waiting outside of the theater when we saw two cops just walking around doing nothing then a cop noticed a nice motorcycle and walked over to it. When the cops got near to the motorcycle its alarm went off. Thats when I said, "Somebody throw a donut that cop is trying to steal that motorcycle." The cop turned around and just smiled at me........................................................... ..then told us to leave.

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