- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
A little something I cooked up about the banhammer ;)
I smell it coming...
I sense it sniffing...
I see it tilt it's head with concentration...
I smell it's breath on my neck...
I see it pull out the great hammer...
But yet it is not human,
It is not friend nor foe,
It is not animal,
It is not computer,
It is not AI,
It's the BANHAMMER!
I see it leap, I see it jump
I scream as it pounces toward me,
I run but find nowhere to hide,
I ask it nicely,
I plead it not to lift that ghastly hammer!
Slowly it raises it's hand holding the hammer,
Slowly it brings down the frighty hammer, THEN...
...WHUMP! On my head hits the mighty banhammer!
I see not a thing,
I feel not a thing,
I play not a thing,
I say not a thing.
Slowly, open my eyes,
I see fire and blackness.
I see my Halo 3 service record flash before my eyes,
And oh, the paining!
My ban is ever lasting!