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Subject: you know what, your momma
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your mommas so fat, to get her throught the door you have to greese the sides and hold a twinkie on the other end

  • 06.27.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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your momma so fat she walked out in high heels and struck oil

  • 06.27.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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you mommas so fat, clothes in her size come in extra large, jumbo and "oh my god its comming towards us"

  • 06.27.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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you mama's so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off all the security cameras

  • 06.27.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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these 'yo momma' jokes are getting old and pointless, i mean really, when youre fighting wit sum1 (verbal-ly), do u really stop and change subjects and start talkin bout each others moms? i dont thnk so
and plus they r 4 like 2nd graders anyway....

  • 06.27.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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I'll always think the greatest yo momma joke is Bungie's. "I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." There are so many interpretations of that...

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.
Yo momma so stupid, she let you live.
Yo momma so stupid, she let you create this thread.
It's been done sooo many times! Please, there are other sites for this.

  • 06.27.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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and ur point?

  • 06.27.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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i am with the frag man

  • 06.27.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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I'm sorry about that, I didn't know momma jokes were a big thing here; I thought they went under "flame" since this joshing around was locked despite being in the same playful spirit. Again, I'm most sorry for my ignorance. I didn't know about the exception.

[Edited on 6/27/2004 7:32:09 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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The king of comedy strikes again:

Your momma's so fat, that when she yawned dhe accidently swallowed a black hole.
Your momma's so fat, when she got off the couch they had to change the Global map.
Your momma's so old, Adam and Eve were her babysittters.

  • 06.27.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Did yo momma teach you to recycle jokes like that?

  • 06.27.2004 7:48 PM PDT