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Subject: Jokers, Jesters, and Rogues wanted
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Do you like to tell jokes and funny stories? Do you like to trick the enemy?

Do you like to force the enemy to do... things ... by holding on to the bomb forever and ever at 3 in the morning?

Are you the guy that told the enemy flag carrier to jump in your warthog so you could drive him off a cliff?

Are you the guy that told the enemy bomb carrier, "The base is clear, jump in!" just so he could be slaughtered by your teammates?

I don't care what rank you are. I am not serious about Halo. I play it a lot and I love it, but I play for FUN. If it ever ceases to be fun, I will quit playing.

I mean if I get to level 23 in Rumble Pit, who am I gonna brag to? The hot brunette that works at the coffeeshop? I think not!


My clan, Clowns of WAR is looking for a bunch of goofballs mainly to play regular ranked and custom games. We will be a clan that will frustrate, confuse, deceive, and amuse the enemy.

I think clanmatches are stupid because of clan boosting, and my team always completely slaughters, or we get owned because of course the opponents may be a 3 in clan match, but a 23 in Team Slayer.

If we slaughter people in clan matches, we will be prancing all the way. If we don't, well, we still had a good time playing.

There are just a few rules;

1) No cheating. Cheapness, yes. Spawnkilling and and pulling flags through walls, yes. Standby and dummy glitch, no.

2) No racist remarks and such. I am almost every race in ther world, and besides that, I detest racism.

3) Have fun. If you get pissy or whine, don't play. It's just a game. Don't get pissy if I suck coz I have an off day, or if you don't get "your" damn sniper rifle ever round.

I don't care what rank you are or your age. Just be a team player, have a good attitude, and be silly.

Very, very very, silly.

  • 03.07.2005 7:09 AM PDT
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send me a clan invite-F52

  • 03.07.2005 8:09 AM PDT
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Hey F52,

I appreciate your response, I get the feeling you didn't read my lengthy post completely.

We are not a serious clan, we are a joke clan, but we will send you a clan invite.

But, hey, you can play with us for a while and leave if you want because people are going to do that anyways.

I'm going to be really busy for the next month and a half because of this play I am in, and I work full time.

But, yeah, I will mos def send you an invite.

Oh yah, I live on The Cape, but from Hawaii.

  • 03.07.2005 12:01 PM PDT