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  • Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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oompaloompa begins an army of invincibilty to destroy the world, hahahha

  • 06.28.2004 11:25 AM PDT
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chinchilla, his loyal ally starts to collect his slaves

  • 06.28.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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oompaloompa sends out flyers for allies and enemies and people who hide in corners like cats, soon oompaloompa will summon every other oompaloompa to do his bidding, muahahahahaha

  • 06.28.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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Oompaloompas scare me. Stupid orange freaks.

  • 06.28.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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Spartan-096 wonders why they shut LASER WAR down? WHY?!?!?!?!?

  • 06.28.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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the oompaloompas show there 50 in. teath and eat helljumper76, muahahahahaha

[Edited on 6/28/2004 11:30:16 AM]

  • 06.28.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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Yeah!!!! I lose!!!!!! Wohooooo!!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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oompaloompa talks to chinchilla and orders him to find ajentkay, killingspree, byrum, and everyone else to rebegin the LASER WAR OF TERROR, MUAHAHAHAHHA

  • 06.28.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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oompaloompa forget DaElAlTH2! I will have my revenge! Ignorant barbarian!
Sadly, I exhausted all my evil plans in the original laser war, so you'll have to wait

  • 06.28.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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Go to my post at the top.

  • 06.28.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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The combatants are broken and bloodied, negotiations settled... the age of the First Laser war has ended.
Unrest resurfaces after 12 tense years. The silence is broken. Excommunicado rises from the ashes to build another empire. This time failure is not an option. I have to be able to give my employees sufficient pensions.

Excommunicado weilds his dual sniper rifles and simultaneously and systematically begins picking off his opposition, all the while sprinting at full speed through the rainforest.

  • 06.28.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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MasterGrunt44 returns questioning why the first laser war was ended and begins to attack the infidels

  • 06.28.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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why start a laser war 2 when there is already a laser war sequal and a laser war prequal

  • 06.28.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 2:02 PM PDT
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You all die.

  • 06.28.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Terminus
You all die.


Wrong!!! Didn't you learn in the other laser war?It's not that easy,you need a plan and stuff like that.Try doing that again when you get organized

  • 06.28.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Terminus
You all die.

Give your reasoning. Gimli hopes that this thread will not die. He begins to clone himself again.

  • 06.28.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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Terminus summons up an army of the underworld and orders them to cut off everyones -blam!-.

  • 06.28.2004 2:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Terminus
Terminus summons up an army of the underworld and orders them to cut off everyones -blam!-.


MasterGrunt44 sees the army,realizes this has been done before but still decides to have fun.He gets a good spot and starts sniping and throwing greanades.

  • 06.28.2004 2:18 PM PDT
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To bad Terminus forsaw this and gave his Troops shields.

  • 06.28.2004 2:24 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I gather my army of carnivorous jellyfish and my Death Star and begin a cataclysmic attack of epic proportians upon all who oppose me and/or drink Red Bull!

  • 06.28.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Terminus
To bad Terminus forsaw this and gave his Troops shields.


But they don't work because I'm special and my bullets and grenades take out the shields and still kill them!!!

  • 06.28.2004 2:33 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

My Jellyfish buy full Kevlar suits and eat mastergrunt44's brain because he feels bad for (?spelling?) Terminus (?spelling?) and his Troops all getting exploded (?spelling?)

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  • 06.28.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 scratches his head, and comes up with a new plan:
He modulates the relative frequence of all electronic pulses in the multiverse, so that everything that runs on electricity gets a certain frequence that syncronize with the sub brainwaves of everyone and everything that looks on an artificial light source, and in a very complex way disorts the regular signature of sentiency, so that everything affected will become braindead.
There is only one way to escape from this, and I'm the only one who knows it, and I'm not telling you

(DaElAlTH2 leans back in the chair and watches the screen, awaiting the inevitable demise of his enemies through his green sunglasses)

  • 06.28.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
My Jellyfish buy full Kevlar suits and eat mastergrunt44's brain because he feels bad for (?spelling?) Terminus (?spelling?) and his Troops all getting exploded (?spelling?)


Well your Jellyfish don't work on me because I have no brain!!! I'm too good for one so I just have a memory chip which shocked your jellyfish and sent them to hell.

  • 06.28.2004 2:43 PM PDT