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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Roger that. Jellyfish, go out and get me some Ice Cream and Pie! Were going to need at lease 40,000,000,000 more quarts of hiagen daiz if were going to make it through tonight!

I issue double gravy rations for my jellyfish! They need their fluids.

EDIT: Yay I'm first post on page 10! Bow down before me enemys! The deitys have empowered me now. All shall despair (except my allys).

[Edited on 6/29/2004 10:51:01 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 10:50 AM PDT
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You know- I'm going to need someone to hold my cape so it doesn't get dirty while I march about my buisness.

That was a poor joke. I'm not that vain.

You are the first on page 10. But not the last. We are the dedicated to avenging our fallen comrades. In my case, I lost my chauffer.

Land-Stock options once I take over the world:

As you may have suspected, once I rule all, I will need subsidiary officials under me governing subsequent and isolated locations. In plain English, if you want a state or a small country- its yours. You just have to rule it.

And a word of consolation to my Secretary and my Janitor- You are still the highest on my payroll. You guys have never let me down. I don't know what I would do without you.

So sign up if you want power.

  • 06.29.2004 10:56 AM PDT
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I WANT DJIBOUTI!

  • 06.29.2004 10:58 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

First and Foremost Ex, I will never state my land as a mere country, it is an Empire ruled by three governing powers! Our military is more then great enough to destroy your feeble excuse for a tribe.

  • 06.29.2004 11:02 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I claimed the Sol system and now none dare oppose me... if you do say so we gotta get this thread going again!

  • 06.29.2004 11:14 AM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 returns with a evil, sinister and outmost devilish plan of world domination, destruction and total humilation of all his enemies, after being delayed by a several hours long game of monopoly (which he won)
He starts brewing a potion he needs for one of his stunningly brilliant, extremely complex super spells.
*in cookbook*
3 dl blood from eckleberry dealer
1 grunt
1 essence of powerful alliance
50% of the ambition of an powerhungry flag holder
spell no. 3141 592 653 589 793 238 462 643 383 279 502 884 197 in advanced evil spells by DaElAlTH2
*end cookbook*

DaElAlTH2 then proceeds in the gathering of the ingridients....



[Edited on 6/29/2004 11:20:00 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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but i ambush ur punk ass and release my army of poodles

  • 06.29.2004 11:22 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Yo Mamma
3 dl blood from eckleberry dealer


The only eckleberry dealer here is Grim... and hes on MY team! NO POTION FOR YOU hahaha.

  • 06.29.2004 11:25 AM PDT
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i need a ally who will join me and my poodles

  • 06.29.2004 11:27 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

We never refuse another ally... *hint hint*

  • 06.29.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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pink M my poodles r at ur disposel

  • 06.29.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 kidnaps one of Gimlis clones, and empty it on blood...

  • 06.29.2004 11:29 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

He infused his clones with self destruct mechanisms incase neone ever tried to do that. It esploded.

  • 06.29.2004 11:33 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

fire_team_tango... whats the name fo your fort? So you can attach itto ours?

So far the name is yicknoo-Fred-Section 13- --your forts name here--

  • 06.29.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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fort HUMPY my comrad

  • 06.29.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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Regardless, I got the blood.
I then proceed with casting a powerful siphon spell that obliterates any alliances in this war, until they are established again...

  • 06.29.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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Pink we must attack now while guard is down

  • 06.29.2004 11:38 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

yes... ALL JELLYFISH! charge! I want those MAC coils hot 2 minutes ago! Move soldiers, move!

I want all clones and eckleberry robot down groundside! Take out those STA Pulse cannons on the double!!

  • 06.29.2004 11:42 AM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 secretly takes a blood sample from mastergrunt44 while he's a asleep, and makes a clone of him....

(only one ingridient to go!)

[Edited on 6/29/2004 11:44:11 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 11:43 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

what ingrediant is that

  • 06.29.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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A part of flag boys ambition (you know, excommu something)

  • 06.29.2004 11:52 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

lol

  • 06.29.2004 11:54 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

oh BTW I thought ur potion was a pie and I ate it...

  • 06.29.2004 11:54 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

oh BTW I thought ur potion was a pie and I ate it...

EDIT: srry double post

[Edited on 6/29/2004 11:55:20 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 11:54 AM PDT
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That was just one of the reserves...

  • 06.29.2004 11:57 AM PDT