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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

oh... I PMed ou about being on ur supporter list from ur sig too... lol

EDIT: w00t! First on pg 11 too! oh what now?

[Edited on 6/29/2004 11:58:29 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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poodles attack daEIATH2 i idont want him going any where

  • 06.29.2004 11:58 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Jellys of darkness go into Phalnax formation! I want that potion to never get finished. Ever.

  • 06.29.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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now time to release my secert wepon Pink ineed 50 Jellies asap

  • 06.29.2004 12:03 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Do you want Man-O-War, Box jellys, be specific. Or do you want my Uber-1337 J3llyz 0f D4rkn55???

  • 06.29.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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dont care & two drop of ur blood

  • 06.29.2004 12:10 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

*gouges 3in. deep gash in chest which immediatly starts gushing blood* is this enough???

  • 06.29.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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yeah now with my own blood i fuse the jellies & poodles

  • 06.29.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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where r u PInK

  • 06.29.2004 12:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

here
srry

  • 06.29.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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i think we won

  • 06.29.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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Hahahahahahah! Arise my Oompaloompas of death with Mark Bajillion armor kill the infidel fire team tango!!!!!!!!!!
Excommunicado, don't attack pact now. I'm still your chauffer. But no attacking each other.

  • 06.29.2004 1:02 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha... ion this time of peace we have created armys of mech and jellyfish and fleets upon fleets of fighters! Now your army of oompaloompas are dead

AND MY JELLYFISH ARE SWARMING YOUR LANDS!

  • 06.29.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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poodles take the defense to gun turret double time

  • 06.29.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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now the jelodles r loose hahaha

  • 06.29.2004 1:06 PM PDT
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Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! I slayed all jellyfish by stealing a clone of Gimli and using the mind control device to control you so you would kill all of the jellyfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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maybe but the jelodles r inpervious

  • 06.29.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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Well, the jellyfish part is destroyed. I shoot uber crack, crack that rips open your skin, makes you a midget, and turns you into an Oompa, at all of my enemies. Now my army of Oompas is bigger than ever!!!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahyahhahahahaha.

  • 06.29.2004 1:11 PM PDT
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but i pull a neo and all ur oompa turn into poodles

  • 06.29.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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You can't change Oompas. You can only convert things into Oompas. Oompas only listen to Oompa and me.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 1:14:11 PM]

  • 06.29.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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sorry but im the one

  • 06.29.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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It doesn't work like that. And Menace, make your jellyfish be able to be killed. Wait you don't have too. I can convert them without killing them!! Muahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 1:17 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hurry Jellys, capture zeke, there leader!

*brings zeke into interrogation and ingects a truth serum into his veins*

so zeke, do you have any more army?

EDIT: Dude they can be killed. You have to hijack somthing of mine to kill it tho. Only my stuff can kill it.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 1:20:15 PM]

  • 06.29.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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oompaloompa returns from watching lord of the rings for the 10000000 time and sends wave after wave of havick nukes across the galaxy, all in there way will go ow, and ooooh, hahahahahahahaha, no one will feel comfortable, MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Edited on 6/29/2004 1:18:50 PM]

  • 06.29.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Haha -blam!-. Just because you injected a truth serum doesn't mean I have to answer. (Throws uber crack on Menace) Now you're an Oompa too!!!!!!! Muahahahahhahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 1:21 PM PDT