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Posted by: oompaloompa
ajentkay, i offer you a seat at my throne next to mine, do you accept


No, but only because my rock is more comfy.

  • 06.29.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
ZEKE!!! AJENTKAY IS MY FRIEND, REVIVE HER NOW, SHE IS GOING TO BE BY MY SIDE DURING EVERY BATTLE

Do you plan on carrying her rock with you at all times then? If Ajentkay is gonna be by your side all the time, and you don't wan't to carry the rock, I would suggest purchasing one of my excellent rock carrying imps! Only 40 $!


thx, here is 40 dollars + 1000000000$ in tips, nice doin business with ya

  • 06.29.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: oompaloompa
ajentkay, i offer you a seat at my throne next to mine, do you accept


No, but only because my rock is more comfy.

then may i sit next to you on your rock my lady

  • 06.29.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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Master Oompa, is Ajent Kay your second in command?? I thought I was. Runs away crying.

  • 06.29.2004 2:23 PM PDT
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Sure, for now.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Master Oompa, is Ajent Kay your second in command?? I thought I was. Runs away crying.


you are still second in command, ajentkay is just a very good friend

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Thanks for the tips, I will use it for tomorrows icecream investments!
And, free of charge, a nice 999954237 megaton nuclear mailbomb was delivered as an special bonus

  • 06.29.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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I'm the first in command fool.

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Dang you pink. I though we were allies. There's always, always a way out. First off. I woke up before zeke could kill me in my sleep. Second, I already explained how Jellies can't be mind controlled. Third, my cloning device can't be captured. Fourth, I've finished construction of Max-class shielding to protect Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13-HUMPY. Pink, since you backstabbed, you don't get to keep your fort. It would spoil the name. I will give you all your jellies back, though, as a token of my benevolence. Max class shielding is completely impregnable, because it continuously thickens. Finally... none of zekes amibitious kidnapping would have worked, because he forgot entirely about the goo!! He is in immense pain right now. Pink Menace... did you forget about DS3 and bobo? You could have blasted the enemy out of the sky!!! It looks like we're one man down, now. I will continue to fight, forever!!! I am arming bobo myself. WHAM!!!! Now I am putting it on overcharge!!!!! WWWWWHHHHAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! That takes care of the armour. The explosion of the DS3 takes care of the oompaloompas. My clones now number 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 901 The duplicator has made enough copies of the 999, 999, 999, 999 googleplex class, mind control resistant, uber crack impenetrable armour with Max-class shielding. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Sobbing. But Oompa told me I was second in command. So Oompa is really second in command and I'm third??

  • 06.29.2004 2:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
I'm the first in command fool.


im just the ruler of everyone one except ajentkay cuz shes awesome, shes first in command because iv known her longer

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Dude, I killed you. You are just a ghost now. And ghosts can't arm Bobo. Plus, I destroyed it in my suicide bombing.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:28:22 PM]

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Hey, oompa... YOU'RE GLUED TO THE ROCK, DUMBASS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Posted by: Gimli
Dang you pink. I though we were allies. There's always, always a way out. First off. I woke up before zeke could kill me in my sleep. Second, I already explained how Jellies can't be mind controlled. Third, my cloning device can't be captured. Fourth, I've finished construction of Max-class shielding to protect Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13-HUMPY. Pink, since you backstabbed, you don't get to keep your fort. It would spoil the name. I will give you all your jellies back, though, as a token of my benevolence. Max class shielding is completely impregnable, because it continuously thickens. Finally... none of zekes amibitious kidnapping would have worked, because he forgot entirely about the goo!! He is in immense pain right now. Pink Menace... did you forget about DS3 and bobo? You could have blasted the enemy out of the sky!!! It looks like we're one man down, now. I will continue to fight, forever!!! I am arming bobo myself. WHAM!!!! Now I am putting it on overcharge!!!!! WWWWWHHHHAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! That takes care of the armour. The explosion of the DS3 takes care of the oompaloompas. My clones now number 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 901 The duplicator has made enough copies of the 999, 999, 999, 999 googleplex class, mind control resistant, uber crack impenetrable armour with Max-class shielding. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


Gimli i will aid u

  • 06.29.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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No, only Ajentkay is.

  • 06.29.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
Posted by: Gimli
Dang you pink. I though we were allies. There's always, always a way out. First off. I woke up before zeke could kill me in my sleep. Second, I already explained how Jellies can't be mind controlled. Third, my cloning device can't be captured. Fourth, I've finished construction of Max-class shielding to protect Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13-HUMPY. Pink, since you backstabbed, you don't get to keep your fort. It would spoil the name. I will give you all your jellies back, though, as a token of my benevolence. Max class shielding is completely impregnable, because it continuously thickens. Finally... none of zekes amibitious kidnapping would have worked, because he forgot entirely about the goo!! He is in immense pain right now. Pink Menace... did you forget about DS3 and bobo? You could have blasted the enemy out of the sky!!! It looks like we're one man down, now. I will continue to fight, forever!!! I am arming bobo myself. WHAM!!!! Now I am putting it on overcharge!!!!! WWWWWHHHHAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! That takes care of the armour. The explosion of the DS3 takes care of the oompaloompas. My clones now number 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 901 The duplicator has made enough copies of the 999, 999, 999, 999 googleplex class, mind control resistant, uber crack impenetrable armour with Max-class shielding. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


Gimli i will aid u

You are dead.

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Posted by: Gimli
Hey, oompa... YOU'RE GLUED TO THE ROCK, DUMBASS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!


you fool, you failed to realize that my ass is sticky resistant, dumbass

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DaElAlTH2 finally finds all of the lost ingridients, and tosses them in a big frying pan, adds some bacon and pours over water. Let the chanting begin!
GHurtufhjGJilöåäåghswedenjhggjdrulesjhgj bhrfgjkdajkköäå-blam!-

  • 06.29.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Fire team tango... you're promoted to 2nd in command! (still equal, though) 6x dessert rations!!

  • 06.29.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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What does your spell do??

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Sobbing. But Oompa told me I was second in command. So Oompa is really second in command and I'm third??


Yes, I'm just very hands-off about my work, so it seems like oompa is first, you're second, ect. I like to relax on my rock.

  • 06.29.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet

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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: Gimli
Hey, oompa... YOU'RE GLUED TO THE ROCK, DUMBASS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!


you fool, you failed to realize that my ass is sticky resistant, dumbass


Yeah? Well, then you fall in the toilet and drown!!!! HAHAHAH!!!

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Thank you for the clarification. I seem to be the most hands on.

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The spell isn't finished yet! Matters as complicated as these takes time!
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  • 06.29.2004 2:31 PM PDT