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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet

No, because you are dead.

  • 06.29.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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Gims i send my MEGAPOODLE to help you

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My pants are glued to the rock "OH NO!!!". I can't just change pants? Come on, seriously.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
Gims i send my MEGAPOODLE to help you

Gimli is dead you have no base and you are dead.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet


hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmm, you think you can kill me with that fleet, look closely at your monitors* a fleet 1000 times the size of fire_team_tango's appears out of a worm whole that they created* run in fear and surrender or die in a horrible miserable death

  • 06.29.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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i took a clone thanks to PINK HA

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet

No, because you are dead.


No, he's not, because he was in Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13- HUMPY the whole time.

  • 06.29.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
My pants are glued to the rock "OH NO!!!". I can't just change pants? Come on, seriously.

dont worry, i wont look the whole time.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: fire_team_tango
Gims i send my MEGAPOODLE to help you

Gimli is dead you have no base and you are dead.


I explained this in an earlier post. no I'm not.

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yeah but that just the tip of the iceburg

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But he just acknowledged he is dead. And I killed his clone.

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Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: fire_team_tango
Gims i send my MEGAPOODLE to help you

Gimli is dead you have no base and you are dead.


I explained this in an earlier post. no I'm not.

But you didn't post that before I took over.

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i am from a parallel dimson sent here to help Gims

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Posted by: oompaloompa
dont worry, i wont look the whole time.


You better as hell not

  • 06.29.2004 2:35 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Guys, I've taken out the anti-backstabbing chiop and parted with you. I make a fort by the name of "Purification". This fort is based in Polaris, and is almost completly impenetrable, because it needs to have my finger prints and retena scan and voice code activation and it asks you questions and if you answer wrong my Laser Defence Systems will target you and decimate you. Here I live a life of solitute since I have betrayed all and am welcomed by none. Here I raise my self-evolving army of Jellyfish. These are no longer called Jellyfish of Darkness but Purified Jellyfish.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:36:35 PM]

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: oompaloompa
dont worry, i wont look the whole time.


You better as hell not

i wont, ill put on my blind fold

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
i am from a parallel dimson sent here to help Gims

We already took all dimensions thanks to Deal.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet


hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmm, you think you can kill me with that fleet, look closely at your monitors* a fleet 1000 times the size of fire_team_tango's appears out of a worm whole that they created* run in fear and surrender or die in a horrible miserable death


Ummm, no. You see, Pink and I have been creating our fleet for far longer than you, and since Pink is gone, I have command of the whole thing. You are about to be dead, because all of my ships have active camo, and I have 14 million googleplex duplicates that are in slipspace because there is no room in regular space.

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Gims u have all my Poodle under your command and the dead me was a scout

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so u r no match

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Guys, I've taken out the anti-backstabbing chiop and parted with you. I make a fort by the name of "Purification". This fort is based in Polaris, and is completly impenetrable, because it needs to have your finger prints and retna scan and voice code activation and it asks you questions and if you answer wrong my Laser Defence Systems will target you and decimate you. Here I live a life of solitute since I have betrayed all and am welcomed by none. Here I raise my self-evolving army of Jellyfish. These are no longer called Jellyfish of Darkness but Purified Jellyfish.

No, because if you even thought of taking out the chip that would be thinking of betraying so you would be dead.

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ghurgurghyliyouhghsuck!

My spell is complete! Now, watch as the awesome power of magic transform all clones into worms, and transforms all clone factories to chocolate factories, and transforms all jellyfish into beakless hummingbirds! Watch as a the mighty pascifist gets summoned from the lowerst plane of hell, and transform everything that can be used as a weapon into a dandelion! Watch as all metal is transformed to acid!
Moahahahahaha! Muahahahahahaha! Mahahahahahaha!

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W00t! Poodles! Hey Pink, if you want to come back, you can, but watch your step.

  • 06.29.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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pink come back to us

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Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet


hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmm, you think you can kill me with that fleet, look closely at your monitors* a fleet 1000 times the size of fire_team_tango's appears out of a worm whole that they created* run in fear and surrender or die in a horrible miserable death


Ummm, no. You see, Pink and I have been creating our fleet for far longer than you, and since Pink is gone, I have command of the whole thing. You are about to be dead, because all of my ships have active camo, and I have 14 million googleplex duplicates that are in slipspace because there is no room in regular space.

so do mine you fool, my ships armor grows back when its destroyed and there is a mac gun on every square foot on my ship, so try and stop me, oh and every second 10000 more ships come from the worm whole as reinforcements, so ha

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:39:08 PM]

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