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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet


hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmm, you think you can kill me with that fleet, look closely at your monitors* a fleet 1000 times the size of fire_team_tango's appears out of a worm whole that they created* run in fear and surrender or die in a horrible miserable death


Ummm, no. You see, Pink and I have been creating our fleet for far longer than you, and since Pink is gone, I have command of the whole thing. You are about to be dead, because all of my ships have active camo, and I have 14 million googleplex duplicates that are in slipspace because there is no room in regular space.

Pink gave me the fleet and I suicide bombed the rest.

  • 06.29.2004 2:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
ghurgurghyliyouhghsuck!

My spell is complete! Now, watch as the awesome power of magic transform all clones into worms, and transforms all clone factories to chocolate factories, and transforms all jellyfish into beakless hummingbirds! Watch as a the mighty pascifist gets summoned from the lowerst plane of hell, and transform everything that can be used as a weapon into a dandelion! Watch as all metal is transformed to acid!
Moahahahahaha! Muahahahahahaha! Mahahahahahaha!


That complicates things. All the oompaloompas are in acid, anyways. Wrong. I only let Pink have control of half of it, and I only let him out of the megabase with his jellies.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:40:05 PM]

  • 06.29.2004 2:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Slowly my army of jellyfish grows. My economy prospers and my nation flourishes. I replace the Kevlar on my Jellyfish with improved technology; Energy Sheilding. Also my forts armor is almost comprable to Fred-Section 13's armor.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
time to bring forth the arcangel the flag ship of my fleet


hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmm, you think you can kill me with that fleet, look closely at your monitors* a fleet 1000 times the size of fire_team_tango's appears out of a worm whole that they created* run in fear and surrender or die in a horrible miserable death


Ummm, no. You see, Pink and I have been creating our fleet for far longer than you, and since Pink is gone, I have command of the whole thing. You are about to be dead, because all of my ships have active camo, and I have 14 million googleplex duplicates that are in slipspace because there is no room in regular space.

so do mine you fool, my ships armor grows back when its destroyed and there is a mac gun on every square foot on my ship, so try and stop me, oh and every second 10000 more ships come from the worm whole as reinforcements, so ha

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Gims we must secure the rift so fort HUMPY2 may come

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Yeah? Well I create a black hole that wipes out the system, and I create a Slipspace glitch that screws up time makes us all have to start over.

  • 06.29.2004 2:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Slowly my army of jellyfish grows. My economy prospers and my nation flourishes. I replace the Kevlar on my Jellyfish with improved technology; Energy Sheilding. Also my forts armor is almost comprable to Fred-Section 13's armor.

You're dead because you thought of taking the chip out which is betraying so it killed you.

  • 06.29.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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your limited minds does not seem to be able to comprehend the awesome power of my spells!

  • 06.29.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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it over oompa fort HUMPY2 has arived the quatum singlarity gun is armed

  • 06.29.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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Good job number 2/3.

  • 06.29.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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so EIATH will u join us

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Posted by: Gimli
Yeah? Well I create a black hole that wipes out the system, and I create a Slipspace glitch that screws up time makes us all have to start over.

Well, I am in the fifth dimension so it didn't happen to me. So my army and I jump out of the dimension onto your newly started one and kill your whole team.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: Pink Menace
Slowly my army of jellyfish grows. My economy prospers and my nation flourishes. I replace the Kevlar on my Jellyfish with improved technology; Energy Sheilding. Also my forts armor is almost comprable to Fred-Section 13's armor.

You're dead because you thought of taking the chip out which is betraying so it killed you.


Pink has a wackload of clones in Yicknoo etc. from when he first allied with me. I am tranferring his brainwave signature to one of them. there. he's back.

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Good job number 2/3.

Is that sarcastic? Explain my good job.

  • 06.29.2004 2:44 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

My Evolved Purified Jellyfish are not Jellyfish, they are my own. Spawned by me and evolved to fit their tasks, they are far supior to jellyfih of the seas. My metal is acid, which causes a temporary Dark Age, but my jellyfish harness this destructive power to destroy all evil around Polaris, creating a Golden Age of peace and prosperity for my great people. Thus my entire race becomes based on growing our tools. Our ships are grown, much like our Jellyfish.

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nah. not me. that black hole stuff applies only to ships, so as soon as you jump out of your 5th dimension, you get sucked in. byebye.
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: Gimli
Yeah? Well I create a black hole that wipes out the system, and I create a Slipspace glitch that screws up time makes us all have to start over.

Well, I am in the fifth dimension so it didn't happen to me. So my army and I jump out of the dimension onto your newly started one and kill your whole team.

  • 06.29.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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Gims fall back the quantium singlarity gun has fire soon this universe will be nothing

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Is that sarcastic? Explain my good job.

No it was not sarcastic. Oompa, tell the man his job.

  • 06.29.2004 2:46 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

TY Gimli. *sends craploads of Evolved Jellyfish to help Gimli in his quest* You are a good friend.

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Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: Pink Menace
Slowly my army of jellyfish grows. My economy prospers and my nation flourishes. I replace the Kevlar on my Jellyfish with improved technology; Energy Sheilding. Also my forts armor is almost comprable to Fred-Section 13's armor.

You're dead because you thought of taking the chip out which is betraying so it killed you.


Pink has a wackload of clones in Yicknoo etc. from when he first allied with me. I am tranferring his brainwave signature to one of them. there. he's back.

But you couldn't because the universe restarted and I jumped out of my dimension with my huge army and killed you with an army twice the size listed the most recently and the spell didn't happen to them because they were in the fifth dimension.

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Hey Pink, You're by your self now, right? You got a good idea with the whole peace idea. If fire team tango agrees, we'll try to help make the peaceness thing get bigger.

  • 06.29.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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tme to end this

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: Pink Menace
Slowly my army of jellyfish grows. My economy prospers and my nation flourishes. I replace the Kevlar on my Jellyfish with improved technology; Energy Sheilding. Also my forts armor is almost comprable to Fred-Section 13's armor.

You're dead because you thought of taking the chip out which is betraying so it killed you.


Pink has a wackload of clones in Yicknoo etc. from when he first allied with me. I am tranferring his brainwave signature to one of them. there. he's back.

But you couldn't because the universe restarted and I jumped out of my dimension with my huge army and killed you with an army twice the size listed the most recently and the spell didn't happen to them because they were in the fifth dimension.

Read my post. You got sucked into a fricking black hole. You are dead.

  • 06.29.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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My spell seem to have a limited effect on this war.... I'll guess I will have to take this little bomb I keep in my swiss army knife that can wipe an entire galaxy and detonate it...(works on all planes and dimensions, except mine)
I must just find the activation code. These endless, everchanging personal planes of existance DOES make it a little hard keeping track on things...

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:49:39 PM]

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peace will rign

  • 06.29.2004 2:48 PM PDT