- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: zekeisthemc
No, because of the aodghbearwfvinuesgubfaiujsegbfuawievugbewabhf theory that I established two million years ago. It basically makes any one who allies with Oompaloompas invincible to black holes.
You are obviously forgeting the asshead principle. Established at the dawn of time, it states that anyone who resists blackholes and uses oompaloompas and gives people crack is an asshead, and assheads turn into daisies. POOF. You're a daisy.