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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

dude no one survived and a evolved jellyfish/airtank allows him to escape. unharmed. hes alive.

  • 06.29.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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No, because of the aodghbearwfvinuesgubfaiujsegbfuawievugbewabhf theory that I established two million years ago. It basically makes any one who allies with Oompaloompas invincible to black holes.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
peace will reign


Awright! Pink, can we join you in your quest for multi-versial peace?

  • 06.29.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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this is over Gims let us rule like kings none stand in our path time for some nookie

  • 06.29.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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First of all, black holes don't kill people. Second of all, I'm glued to my rock, I can't have gone into the black hole.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
No, because of the aodghbearwfvinuesgubfaiujsegbfuawievugbewabhf theory that I established two million years ago. It basically makes any one who allies with Oompaloompas invincible to black holes.

You are obviously forgeting the asshead principle. Established at the dawn of time, it states that anyone who resists blackholes and uses oompaloompas and gives people crack is an asshead, and assheads turn into daisies. POOF. You're a daisy.

  • 06.29.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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zeke its over man live in peace or peaces

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I must resign for today. I jump into the fifth dimension where no one can get me and I sleep. Also, I must consult my master on this, I would like peace if we were all equal.

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Awright! Pink, can we join you in your quest for multi-versial peace?

It will be peace in the multiverse when I have conquered it!

  • 06.29.2004 2:51 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Slowly, while you others are quarreling among yourselves... I modify the Death Star 3. It has 2 large rings around it, each containing a Energy Feild genetator capeable of repelling a large moon. These rings also contain Railgins that are more powerful then 3 MAC turrets. This is the ultimate station of death. Yet, my people do not need it. Gimli, it is for you. It also has the ability to enter Hyperspace. Yea.

All who wish to join my peaceful quest for all is welcome to. Keep your military and we will all act as equals in this time of peace. Ill share some Energy Sheild tech. with you yo helo protect your people and way of life.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:53:48 PM]

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pink r u neutral now?

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Posted by: DaElAlTH2



Awright! Pink, can we join you in your quest for multi-versial peace?

It will be peace in the multiverse when I have conquered it!


IF you CAN conquer it. You have everyone against you if you try. Oh yeah! I forgot! We have like, fifty orbital MAC guns that we turned into ground turrets during the blackhole situation.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:54:31 PM]

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Pink is dead.

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guess not

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He lied. You are dead too.

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Pink is with me. At least he volunteered for my support list in my sig...

  • 06.29.2004 2:53 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yea I'm neutral. And im not dead

Yay you put me in ur sig! TY death. Here *gives 1,000,000,000,000 Jellys to his new ally. Use them wisley. They will follow your orders without quesion.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:55:18 PM]

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Yeah... he's got so many braindead clones that i will transfer his sig to that he's basically invincible.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 2:55:55 PM]

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But the chip killed you.

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the arcangel uses its cloking field and fired MEGAPOODLE in ur exhaust vent

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zeke join us

  • 06.29.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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Hey I want peace now. I just messaged my master about it if we can be equals.

  • 06.29.2004 2:56 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

My clone left dumdum. he escaped and hes me cuz hes my clone

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I want to have peace.

  • 06.29.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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pink will u join us?

  • 06.29.2004 2:57 PM PDT