- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: DaElAlTH2
DaElAlTH2 scratches his head, and comes up with a new plan:
He modulates the relative frequence of all electronic pulses in the multiverse, so that everything that runs on electricity gets a certain frequence that syncronize with the sub brainwaves of everyone and everything that looks on an artificial light source, and in a very complex way disorts the regular signature of sentiency, so that everything affected will become braindead.
There is only one way to escape from this, and I'm the only one who knows it, and I'm not telling you
(DaElAlTH2 leans back in the chair and watches the screen, awaiting the inevitable demise of his enemies through his green sunglasses)
Gimli puts on green sunglasses, too. He then goes to the wizard of Oz, who builds him a fricking big robot that has craploads of eckleberry perfume tanks all over it. Gimli procedes to gas everybody except DaElAlTH2, because the perfume was his idea in the first war.