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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink Menace recalls 1000 of his jellyfish servents and constructs a great bunker wall showing his great Fortress of Darkness's borders! None dare oppose me!

  • 06.28.2004 2:44 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Well your Jellyfish don't work on me because I have no brain!!! I'm too good for one so I just have a memory chip which shocked your jellyfish and sent them to hell.

Hahaha you have no brain just a chip you say? Activate EMP shockwave Jellyfish Servants of Darkness! Leave no memory chips standing! Show no mercy!

[Edited on 6/28/2004 2:47:11 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
DaElAlTH2 scratches his head, and comes up with a new plan:
He modulates the relative frequence of all electronic pulses in the multiverse, so that everything that runs on electricity gets a certain frequence that syncronize with the sub brainwaves of everyone and everything that looks on an artificial light source, and in a very complex way disorts the regular signature of sentiency, so that everything affected will become braindead.
There is only one way to escape from this, and I'm the only one who knows it, and I'm not telling you

(DaElAlTH2 leans back in the chair and watches the screen, awaiting the inevitable demise of his enemies through his green sunglasses)


That doesn't work on me because I didn't really understand what you said and makes me unaffected by whatever you did. I then chase you with a covenant energy sword and kill you with one hit.I then sell your soul for money and buy a sandwhich.

  • 06.28.2004 2:47 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yea. What grunt said.

  • 06.28.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Well your Jellyfish don't work on me because I have no brain!!! I'm too good for one so I just have a memory chip which shocked your jellyfish and sent them to hell.

Hahaha you have no brain just a chip you say? Activate EMP shockwave Jellyfish Servants of Darkness! Leave no memory chips standing! Show no mercy!


Luckily that was just a fake me and i was really on a ship somewhere else really far away.Therefore I am unaffected and make you feel dumb.

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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
DaElAlTH2 scratches his head, and comes up with a new plan:
He modulates the relative frequence of all electronic pulses in the multiverse, so that everything that runs on electricity gets a certain frequence that syncronize with the sub brainwaves of everyone and everything that looks on an artificial light source, and in a very complex way disorts the regular signature of sentiency, so that everything affected will become braindead.
There is only one way to escape from this, and I'm the only one who knows it, and I'm not telling you

(DaElAlTH2 leans back in the chair and watches the screen, awaiting the inevitable demise of his enemies through his green sunglasses)


Gimli puts on green sunglasses, too. He then goes to the wizard of Oz, who builds him a fricking big robot that has craploads of eckleberry perfume tanks all over it. Gimli procedes to gas everybody except DaElAlTH2, because the perfume was his idea in the first war.

  • 06.28.2004 2:51 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Wow that really DID make me feel dumb. I have developed a technology where it harnesses the power of the jellyfish stingy stuff and solidifies it into a gelatanious goop to cover all the world (except for my Fortress of Darkness) in a hellish burning goo to inflict pain enough to make a rhino pass out. Then my jellyfish smother you all!

  • 06.28.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Wow that really DID make me feel dumb. I have developed a technology where it harnesses the power of the jellyfish stingy stuff and solidifies it into a gelatanious goop to cover all the world (except for my Fortress of Darkness) in a hellish burning goo to inflict pain enough to make a rhino pass out. Then my jellyfish smother you all!


Sorry, but I'm in my robot, and if you didn't know, eckleberry perfume is the most rancid substance ever, becasue it is semimagical. Your jellyfish won't get near me, or anybody that I sprayed. DaElAlTH2 better run and hide. Or get sprayed.

  • 06.28.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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I was in a ship in SPACE many lightyears away. And poor rhino, now he doesn't feel good.

  • 06.28.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
I was in a ship in SPACE many lightyears away. And poor rhino, now he doesn't feel good.


lol, the SPCA is going to have Pink Menace's butt on a plate for that one.

  • 06.28.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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Eckleberry parfume seems to be quite a hit...
I wonder if my eckleberry resturant will do as well.
Dish of the day: Fried eckleberrys in eckleberry marinade with eckleberry sauce and eckleberry lemonade and raw eckleberrys. To dessert: Eckleberry Icecream with eckleberry sprinkler.
How does that sound? And, also, you get a FREE samlple of eckleberry parfume, and if you call 555- 89754 NOW and order a double dose of mailbombs, you get a 40% discount on everything you bye at my resturant!

[Edited on 6/28/2004 3:10:03 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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Barf.

  • 06.28.2004 3:04 PM PDT
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Indeed

  • 06.28.2004 3:06 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

lol I never said I TEESTED it on a rhino! It all on a computer. Theoretical. But hey my jellyfish goo will burn through your weak meter thick Titanium A! Your metal shall smolder and be obliderated! Then youll burn. As for you in your spaceship... gimme some time. youll be obliterated just like the rest of them.

  • 06.28.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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I now have over 300, 000, 000 clones. Now I am using my new duplicator to make armour and big guns for them. They are programmed to obey my will when they are first cloned, so don't get any ideas about stealing them. BTW, what's up with Spartan 096 and the sacred corner? Or the other person with the rock?

  • 06.28.2004 3:10 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

lol I never said I TESTED it on a rhino! It all on a computer. Theoretical. But hey my jellyfish goo will burn through your weak meter thick Titanium A Robot boy! And incase you never noticed, eckleberry perfume has no effect on my Jellyfish Servents of Darkness! Your metal shall smolder and be obliderated! Then youll burn. As for you in your spaceship... gimme some time. youll be obliterated just like the rest of them.

EDIT: Sorry guys! Double post! My bad.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 3:12:26 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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Gimli, you almost got as many clones as I! Only almost, though...

  • 06.28.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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How have your jellyfish been living for so long out of water?Can't beat common sense you know.

  • 06.28.2004 3:11 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Duh! They have little hovering water materializers! in laymans terms... "Water making squirt guns"

  • 06.28.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
lol I never said I TESTED it on a rhino! It all on a computer. Theoretical. But hey my jellyfish goo will burn through your weak meter thick Titanium A Robot boy! And incase you never noticed, eckleberry perfume has no effect on my Jellyfish Servents of Darkness! Your metal shall smolder and be obliderated! Then youll burn. As for you in your spaceship... gimme some time. youll be obliterated just like the rest of them.

EDIT: Sorry guys! Double post! My bad.


Nope. DaElAlTH2, you and I are obviously the most skilled with command words, so help create the Bubble of Supreme Jellyfish Arrgghhhness! I'll say the first line:
big num bum dumb drum on a tum. Your turn.

  • 06.28.2004 3:14 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: A Dude
BTW, what's up with Spartan 096 and the sacred corner? Or the other person with the rock?


My goo killed them

Bumbumbum lumlum badum hum. Jum rum. Zum yum. fum. Next persons turn. I'm not sure what were doing here.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 3:17:46 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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W/E you say even though that makes no sense but I'll be waiting for you jellyfish to attack.

  • 06.28.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: A Dude
BTW, what's up with Spartan 096 and the sacred corner? Or the other person with the rock?


My goo killed them

Bumbumbum lumlum badum hum. Jum rum. Zum yum. fum. Next persons turn. I'm not sure what were doing here.


haha! You just said the last part of the command word that activates the Bubble of Supreme Jellyfish AARRGGH! In other words, they're all dead.

  • 06.28.2004 3:19 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha OR SO YOU THINK!!! I changed that code from the Bubble of Supreme Jellyfish AARRGGH! to mastergrunts ships self destruct sequence! You shall die now!

  • 06.28.2004 3:21 PM PDT