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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Goodnight forums.

  • 06.29.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 is back! Has anyone been in my corner? 'Cause if they had...*shakes fists*
*hisses and backs into corner* Oh and shut up about my sacred corner and my cat-like qualites. Please, or I'll rip your arms off. What did I miss?

  • 06.29.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Spartan-096 is back! Has anyone been in my corner? 'Cause if they had...*shakes fists*
*hisses and backs into corner* Oh and shut up about my sacred corner and my cat-like qualites. Please, or I'll rip your arms off. What did I miss?


Well, a lot of Alliance talks and failed negotiations.

Excommunicado sits back and drinks his margarita (with 95% vodka) and watches his foes fall apart. Thank you, zeke, for your chaos has aided me.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 7:17:42 PM]

  • 06.29.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Has anyone been in my corner?

  • 06.29.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Has anyone been in my corner?

Not that I know of. If they have, I'll be sure to alert our trusty janitor, Mastergrunt44 to get right on it.

And what is the significance of your corner anyhoo? Why is it different than your standard corner?

  • 06.29.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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Don't dis the corner!!!! What standard corner? The significance is that it is a sacred spiritual thing.(don't ask)

  • 06.29.2004 7:23 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

zeke... when you sent your suicide bombers out I knew you were going to. I switched their bombs with confetti and you started a parade! Then I had some spec. fx dudes put together a hologram to send to you so you thought it worked. Ex, you should be ashamed of your minion sloppy work. He is not fit to be on a team. He does naught but deceive!

  • 06.29.2004 7:25 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Everyone who was in a nation with e, you may still be my allys but you all must leave. I dont want to discard you but it is for the saftey of me and my people! I am once again, a loner. Yet now I am no longer a peaceful loner. I have been angered! All shall fell my eternal wrath! All shall be cast into the chaos of hell and feel thy eternal suffering! Fear me!

  • 06.29.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
zeke... when you sent your suicide bombers out I knew you were going to. I switched their bombs with confetti and you started a parade! Then I had some spec. fx dudes put together a hologram to send to you so you thought it worked. Ex, you should be ashamed of your minion sloppy work. He is not fit to be on a team. He does naught but deceive!


He is not employed under me. We just signed a non-aggression pact. Thats it. But his attempt was valiant. Luckily I countered your counter of my non-ally with a preemptive counter counter. I made the confetti laced with ungodly amounts of ecstasy. Now your people are very happy, but soon to be quite dead.

  • 06.29.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 gets a peice of tuna and slurps it out of the can. Her eyes slits. She backs into her corner, aware of the dangers that follow the path of the corner.

  • 06.29.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Spartan-096 gets a peice of tuna and slurps it out of the can. Her eyes slits. She backs into her corner, aware of the dangers that follow the path of the corner.

I have several questions.
1. How do you slurp tuna out of the can? I just tried, but I failed miserably.
2. Why was the original Laser War locked? I know this one is just as good. I'm just still curious.
3. I will crush my foes.

I have struck my first blow against my foes- I have single handedly dismantled the entire Krispy Kreme empire- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! NOW YOUR MISERABLE LIVES ARE MISERABLY AGONIZING AND DONUTLESS!!!!!!!!

*Excommunicado eats last donut in existence. And no it wasnt krispy kreme. All donuts and donut chains and empires are disembodied. yummy.*

Oh- cant forget to add in another evil laugh for good measure.
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • 06.29.2004 7:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: Spartan 096
Spartan-096 gets a peice of tuna and slurps it out of the can. Her eyes slits. She backs into her corner, aware of the dangers that follow the path of the corner.

I have several questions.
1. How do you slurp tuna out of the can? I just tried, but I failed miserably.
2. Why was the original Laser War locked? I know this one is just as good. I'm just still curious.
3. I will crush my foes.

1-It hurts as hell
2-This world sucks
3-That's not a question

  • 06.29.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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You know- I really need a theme song.
Its hard to think of lyrics though.

Heres my thoughts thus far:

OBLITERATE ANNHILATE
CRUSH DESTROY INCINERATE
I HATE I HATE
I RULE YOU-BY MY HATE!

EEEEEVIL!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUH
EEEEEVIL!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUH

Lend your ears to the ruler!
Listen well to the master!
All because he is cooler-
than you
than you
than yooo-ooooo-ooou


bum bum bum bum-



I don't know where I'm going with these- evil or humorous? Input would help me dominate in this war- and I will record this song. I'm pretty good with mixing and synthetically making music (although I cant sing), so I will let all you download it if I can find a mirror. Usually lyrics come pretty quick but this is actually a hard topic for me.

So help out a future world dictator.

  • 06.29.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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As a secretary, I must offer my opinion. SHUT UP ABOUT WORLD DOMINTATION!!!!!!! Please, shhh, while I sleep in my corner...*Hisses and backs into dark mysterious corner*

  • 06.29.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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Ok- but know that in a few days I'll have written and performed my theme song. Its absolutely imperative if my goal of "planetary ownership" is to be accomplished.

  • 06.29.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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The famous Spartan-096 has been captured by the walking zombies. She doesn't want to touch their arms. ( diseases ) She tries to move but she is put in cryo-sleep. She is stronger than anticipated. She breaks her hand out of the plastic tubing, almost breaking her wrist. She runs out of there only to be hit in the back of the neck by a tranquilizer dart. Damn zombies. This is just something that had to be said...*thud*

  • 06.29.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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Hmmm... Now I can either save Spartan 096 or I can hire another secretary...
She was a good secretary. We will always remember her in our hearts...









Just kidding.

Excommunicado rides in on his evil, scary, black pony and draws his piercing bane- and begins to fell the foul zombies. When the zombies suck the life out of his trusty yet small mount, Excommunicado dismounts and begins to slay the zombies in hordes. As the zombie bodies pile up to the average height of your average grocery store, he conjures a partronus like Harry Potter to ward them off and he has his secretary sent back to her desk.

  • 06.29.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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Thanks. I'm just that good of a secretary.*thud*

  • 06.29.2004 8:53 PM PDT
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OK Everyone- I'm ready to negotiate. Thats right. Me of all people is ready to negotiate.

These are my terms-
Surrender. Or else.

Apunta final.

  • 06.29.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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The secretary asks if she could go to her corner. ( dam rats )

  • 06.29.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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I was just wondering if that corner of yours is actually this crazy awesome place with a couch and a tv and an xbox. You spend a lot of time in there, you know.

  • 06.29.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
I was just wondering if that corner of yours is actually this crazy awesome place with a couch and a tv and an xbox. You spend a lot of time in there, you know.

*shifty eyes* No, there's no xbox.*nervous voice*There's no halo either. Well, that is to say, one corner has xbox halo, soon halo2 and a tv. The other is just my sanctuary. I spend most time in the sanctuary.

  • 06.29.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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Actually, there is no corner with xbox. I live in a corner FRL. well in my closet. there is an xbox there. I am just finishing two betrayals. My bros friends deleted my file so I had to start over again.

  • 06.29.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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Is anyone there?

  • 06.29.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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Ajentkay is here!

  • 06.29.2004 11:42 PM PDT