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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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*warms up the PPC on His Uziel's right arm and points it at Spartan 096* Standing by... Did someone forget my mechs? *gives the signal as hundreds of lances of mechs invade the kingdom of Pink Menace, incinerating, stomping, and impaling everything in their path* Well now, one more thing to do... *fires the charged PPC at Spartan 096, reducing Him to a sizzling and expanding ball of hydrogen.

  • 06.30.2004 12:10 AM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 rises from his coffin once more, ready for another day of extraordinary evil plans ocf unsurpassed complexity to reach his goal: complete and utter obliteration and humiliation of all his enemies. Control over the multiverse is just a bonus.

(since I live in a superior timezone, I will hold my plans for the time being)

[Edited on 6/30/2004 2:19:38 AM]

  • 06.30.2004 2:18 AM PDT
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You live in the eastern timezone!!! As do I.

  • 06.30.2004 5:17 AM PDT
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I live in Europe, the rest of you pathethic worms live in USA or Cananda

  • 06.30.2004 5:20 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

So do I!! Yay!


Posted by: The Excomu thingy guy
OBLITERATE ANNHILATE
CRUSH DESTROY INCINERATE
I HATE I HATE
I RULE YOU-BY MY HATE!

EEEEEVIL!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUH
EEEEEVIL!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUH

Lend your ears to the ruler!
Listen well to the master!
All because he is cooler-
than you
than you
than yooo-ooooo-ooou


I take it thats to backround music of slipknot? Yea. Oh ojne change should be from

I HATE I HATE
I RULE YOU-BY MY HATE!

to

I HATE HATE HATE
I EAT FOOD ON A PLATE

Don't ask. I just woke up.

  • 06.30.2004 5:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
zeke... when you sent your suicide bombers out I knew you were going to. I switched their bombs with confetti and you started a parade! Then I had some spec. fx dudes put together a hologram to send to you so you thought it worked. Ex, you should be ashamed of your minion sloppy work. He is not fit to be on a team. He does naught but deceive!

I didn't send the suicide bombers out, I was the only one. It killed all of your allies who were in your base, you, and me. It scrambled your computer system so your defences are down and just before that I released Dael sixth dimension experiments upon the rest of the smoldering crater you call a base. Muahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahaahhhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.30.2004 5:21 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hey DaElAlTH2, man c'mon I'm your supporter! Your supporter I'm not a worm because I live in the mighty US of A!

  • 06.30.2004 5:22 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

zeke. one problem. If you were the suicide bomber... youd have to commit suicide.

  • 06.30.2004 5:24 AM PDT
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I am his supporter. Remember, we negotiated back a little. And that is how I found out that the sixth dimension had evil experiments.

  • 06.30.2004 5:25 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hahaha well secretly you were all in the Matrix, run by me! Now I unhooked you out of the kindess of my heart so you can all start over. Not a mighty rulers but as little strengthless worms! My empire expands the entire universe!

  • 06.30.2004 5:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
zeke. one problem. If you were the suicide bomber... youd have to commit suicide.

I did. I am dead. I unleased the experiments before I suicide bombed. Oompaloompa will ressurect me soon. All of your allies are dead so they can't ressurect you.

  • 06.30.2004 5:27 AM PDT
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Too bad that the fifth dimension, which I rule, is what rules your matrix. Nothing rules my dimension.

  • 06.30.2004 5:29 AM PDT
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too bad the enourmos ripples of power that my great mind and uberspells make exists in every possible plane, no matter if I am trapped in some silly matrix thing.

  • 06.30.2004 5:31 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha but you were in the matrix! were all still alive! because in my matrix if you die yo go to nother matrix... matrix heaven and it gives you a full tutorial of your choice.

A. How to be a Peacemaker
B. How to be an evil Tyrant
C. How to be a Just ruler (not many people take this one)

  • 06.30.2004 5:31 AM PDT
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I think I want to become a Pacemaker...
(but then again, I have never died, because "Death matters not for one such as I"

[Edited on 6/30/2004 5:33:55 AM]

  • 06.30.2004 5:33 AM PDT
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Too bad that was just my clone.

  • 06.30.2004 5:33 AM PDT
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I think I transformed all clones into worms in a spell a few pages back....

  • 06.30.2004 5:36 AM PDT
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Yes, but I made one after that. Oh, Dael can you ressurect me?? And Excommunicado I am still your chauffer.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 5:39:39 AM]

  • 06.30.2004 5:38 AM PDT
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I think the spell also transformed anything you can make clones in into chocolate factories

My dark and awesome super mega uber powerful necromantic spells is not just something you can ask for! I want 20 $!

[Edited on 6/30/2004 5:41:24 AM]

  • 06.30.2004 5:40 AM PDT
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That wasn't really a clone, it was just my clone. But I am still dead so please ressurect me my ally, here is $20 dollars.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 5:42:29 AM]

  • 06.30.2004 5:41 AM PDT
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Ok i'll ressurect you

(i think it's kind of boring when there are only 2 people in this war, who also seem to be some sort of allies)

  • 06.30.2004 5:43 AM PDT
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Zeke heres some guy from Altered Beast yell, "Rise from your graves!" Zeke rises and takes his emergency bajillion Oompas in the prototype Mark 999 Bajillion armor and leads them into some huge battle with Pink Menace.

  • 06.30.2004 5:50 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Feel the fury of my Jellyfish! I send Armageddan to all who oppose me! Your cities will crumble and fall. Your towns shall burn! Your armys will be slain and citizens murdered! Fear the Lord of the Jellyfish!

  • 06.30.2004 6:19 AM PDT
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Menace, you are dead.

  • 06.30.2004 6:26 AM PDT
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(PEOPLE WILL NO LONGER DIE, YOU JUST TO CRAZY -blam!- TO UM, BECAUSE THEY JUST REVIVE THEM SELVES, OK GUYS).

oompaloompa need to get socks on in preporation of watching spider-man 2 at 12:00 noon EASTERN

[Edited on 6/30/2004 7:22:29 AM]

  • 06.30.2004 7:21 AM PDT