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  • Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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i cant talk to you now but i can talk to you when i get back from the movies, ok

  • 06.30.2004 7:44 AM PDT
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ok pm me then.

  • 06.30.2004 7:45 AM PDT
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gotta go, see ya

  • 06.30.2004 7:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
ok pm me then.


Holy Crap, is your name Zeke? That is my best friends name, and it is pretty rare to meat someone else by that name. In fact, I havent ever met someone else with that name.

  • 06.30.2004 7:48 AM PDT
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It is. What is your name?

  • 06.30.2004 8:36 AM PDT
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Ahhhhh!
Shut up, ladies! This ain't no icecream social!

What have you done? You have turned this war into a chat! Now it will probably get looked again!

Back on topic:
I summon a demonlord from the lowest plane of hell, along with all of his minions
( I know, a mediocre plan, but I did not have time to think of any better)

  • 06.30.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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Hahahahahhahashahahhahahahahhahahahahhhahhachafhh~!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zeke jumps out of the darkness and goes and kills Menace again.

  • 06.30.2004 9:11 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha! I secretlyt cloned michael jackson and cross bred him with oprah and vin deisil!!!! The ultimate destructive mechanism!

  • 06.30.2004 9:13 AM PDT
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Dam you you clever bastard.

  • 06.30.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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I shall kill you pink menace.

  • 06.30.2004 10:06 AM PDT
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Frag Master is losing, so he temporarily deletes the forums, but now they are back (actually, you can thank "Hi There" for the latest spam takeover resulting in total annhililation of the fourm)

  • 06.30.2004 10:12 AM PDT
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Zeke not noticing the parentheses buries frag master alive.

  • 06.30.2004 10:13 AM PDT
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help me I'm buried alive!

*Frag Master's minions, the midget elvis impersonators rush to his aid and dig him out from the rubble*

Frag Master now beats zekeisthemc with a shovel till he says uncle

  • 06.30.2004 10:15 AM PDT
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Zeke throws uber crack on the midgets so they turn into Oompaloompas ready to do Zeke's bidding.

  • 06.30.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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NOOOOO! Now Frag Master transforms into Willy Wonka yet again and tries to gain the respect of the oompaloomps, but to no avail.

Frag Master (Now Willy Wonka) is running for his life

  • 06.30.2004 10:18 AM PDT
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Zeke throws uber crack on Willy Wonka turning him into an Oompaloompa.

  • 06.30.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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Ballistics343 unexpectidly and uninvitedly jumps in with a nuclear-powered automatic sniper rifle with an 80-round clip and begins randomly annihilating all.

  • 06.30.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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too bad you need a plan and allies to win.

  • 06.30.2004 11:05 AM PDT
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oompaloompa returns from watching spider-man 2 and summons corok, a man who has a lifetime to pay his bills, but only a 5.50 hour wage, try and stop his unstopable rath

  • 06.30.2004 11:34 AM PDT
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nope. giving willy wonka crack just has no effect because I am immune to its effects from the constant years of drug abuse.

*pulls out nerds grenades*

eat this!

*runs back to chocolate factory*

If you want to kill me you will have to storm the castle which is the cholcolate factory! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*oompaloompa tries to storm the castle, but is stopped short by a nerds rope tripwire and falls into a bottomless pit*

  • 06.30.2004 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master

*oompaloompa tries to storm the castle, but is stopped short by a nerds rope tripwire and falls into a bottomless pit*


"Hahaha." Ajentkay laughs from her rock and remembers that she has two nerds ropes in her room.

  • 06.30.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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Ajentkay throws down her nerds rope into the pit and pulls up Oompaloompa, he is unscaved.

  • 06.30.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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Willy Wonka (Frag Master) shoots shock tarts onto the field and shocks Ajentkay and Oompaloompa with a searing .2 volts of electricity

ooooohh! shocking!

  • 06.30.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Ajentkay throws down her nerds rope into the pit and pulls up Oompaloompa, he is unscaved.


oompaloompa thanks ajentkay and asks her if i can sit on her rock with her

  • 06.30.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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Ajentkay cries "You -blam!-" for messing up her hair. It's all stacicky now, jerk!

She says "Sure" to Oompaloompa.

  • 06.30.2004 2:21 PM PDT