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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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hey, why can't we all just be friends? that rock is starting to look comfy right about now...

*right as ajentkay and oompaloompa let down their guard and let Frag Master (Willy Wonka) sit down with them, he pulls out the nuclear slingshot carried by his avatar and switches it to temporary paralysis mode and then scores a direct hit on the both of them. Now Ajentkay and Oompaloompa are temporarily paralyzed for like 5 minutes*

go away, I'm going to do stuff to them. Due to the Laser war, I couldn't see my girlfriend since this fighting started, so I have a good reason.

*by the time they become normal again, Willy Wonka (Frag Master) went back into his castle and is firing more candy at them* (oh, they never realized what I did to them in their sleep) MUAHAHAHAHA

  • 06.30.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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Frag Master's fantasy disturbs Ajentkay, and assures everyone that she would never have let him sit on her rock.

  • 06.30.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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Ballistics343 unexpectidly returns with an army of penguins and begins making war on the squirrels.

  • 06.30.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Oh, that wasn't fantasy. Hey, you don't even remember because you were paralyzed.

How big is this rock anyways?

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Your twisted mind has disturbed the mental hold i had over the penguin horde. They've turned on me and i now face a vast army of penguins and two dozen really P.O.ed squirrels.

This is bad.

  • 06.30.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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It's like recliner size.

Don't piss off squirrels; bad things happen when you do.

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don't worry. You can be my friend and after I save you we can watch the home movies I took of the 5 minute ordeal with oompaloompa and ajentkay hahaha

*Frag Master (Willy Wonka) pulls out his avatar's nuclear slingshot and wipes out the penguins and squirrels, now notioning for Ballistics343 to come up and watch the video. Frag Master sighs in disgust as he runs away in fear*

...maybe I should have tried a more subtle approach...

  • 06.30.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
It's like recliner size.

Don't piss off squirrels; bad things happen when you do.


that's nice. it was real comfy during the 5 minute video taped session (kidding)

  • 06.30.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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Ahhh, yes the squirels....
They are some of the experiments I kept in the sixth dimension. If you feed them popcorn, their furs will transform into plasma and their eyes will throw fireballs every 3.876 seconds, and if you feed them watermelon, they will get paralyzed

[Edited on 6/30/2004 2:42:35 PM]

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Posted by: Frag Master
don't worry. You can be my friend and after I save you we can watch the home movies I took of the 5 minute ordeal with oompaloompa and ajentkay hahaha


You know Oompaloompa is a guy, right?

  • 06.30.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: Frag Master
don't worry. You can be my friend and after I save you we can watch the home movies I took of the 5 minute ordeal with oompaloompa and ajentkay hahaha


You know Oompaloompa is a guy, right?


oops. sorry. AUGHHHHHH YUCK YUCK YUCK EWWWWW
*throws video tape into trash can*

you were saying?

  • 06.30.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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Haha, Willy Wonka is Bi.

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oompaloompa puts up sheets around me and ajentkay so no one can look

  • 06.30.2004 2:41 PM PDT
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oomp, sorry about accidentaly mistaking you for a guy and then raping you. my bad.


Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa puts up sheets around me and my blowup doll so no one can look


hey, I feel lucky cuz me and Ajentkay are celebrating over at the Willy Wonka Castle right as I am typing this. Yee Haw!

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Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa puts up sheets around me and ajentkay so no one can look


Ajentkay kicks Oompaloompa off her rock.

Doubled wrong letter. Oops!

[Edited on 6/30/2004 2:47:38 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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God, I love having control over the quote box. hahahahahahaha

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa puts up sheets around me and ajentkay so no one can look


Ajentkay kicks Oompallompa off her rock.


*Frag Master walks onto the rock, expecting some more fun, but gets a swift kick in the balls, terminating any hope of passing on his genes.* Oweeee....

This means we can still play around, right?

*Frag Master gets kicked in the balls once again, this time with a loud snap, and he falls to the ground as his midget elvis impersonators drag him back to the castle*

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Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa puts up sheets around me and ajentkay so no one can look


Ajentkay kicks Oompallompa off her rock.


*Frag Master walks onto the rock, expecting some more fun, but gets a swift kick in the balls, terminating any hope of passing on his genes.* Oweeee....

This means we can still play around, right?

*Frag Master gets kicked in the balls once again, this time with a loud snap, and he falls to the ground as his midget elvis impersonators drag him back to the castle*


Don't turn my rock into a dirty thing. You're not going to tell them what I said?

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Willy Wonka is now thoroughly sterilized. Time to turn back to Frag Master...

*vvt vvvvvt wooooweeeer vvvt*

Ahhh.... nice to have the boys intact again...


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Don't turn my rock into a dirty thing. You're not going to tell them what I said?[/quote]

Fine. if the rock can't be dirty, we can come up to my place...

  • 06.30.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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You want to keep "the boys intact"? Because if you do you need to shut your mouth. Heh.

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Posted by: Ajentkay
You want to keep "the boys intact"? Because if you do you need to shut your mouth. Heh.


*Frag Master runs and hides behind his sofa*

sorry, I just couldn't resist. heh

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Posted by: Frag Master
*Frag Master runs and hides behind his sofa*


Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll be back in like 15 minutes.

  • 06.30.2004 3:07 PM PDT
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that's cool

*lays on sofa and starts session with therapist*

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Haha.

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yeah, you keep on laughing... wait till you need therapy. those cruel cheap shots to Willy Wonka's manhood really took its toll on me mentally. I still can't sleep without the light on and the shotgun next to me.

  • 06.30.2004 3:24 PM PDT