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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Don't blame me!

  • 06.30.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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You obviously had problems before, the whole raping of me and Oompa tell us that much for sure.

  • 06.30.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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fine. It's not your fault. This wouldn't have got started though if I hadn't have raped you when you were paralyzed though. So yes, I am now blaming you for existing. And there is only one way to pay me back...

  • 06.30.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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btw, I think you know what it is...

  • 06.30.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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I don’t think like psychos so I really don’t know.

Cheap shot, I know it.

  • 06.30.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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Hey, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LANGUAGE?



just kidding. I don't have mental problems (the voices in my head just confirmed it)



you didn't pay me back yet, but I got one shot left in this paralyzation beam if you're interested... or you don't have to be paralyzed this time around...

  • 06.30.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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The sky turns a tainted red and the day is marred. A rumbling is felt from below. The earth rips asunder, revealing a yawning chasm, penetrating into absolute darkness. The insignificant rock tumbles down into the magma far below from whence it came.
Then the molten rock pours forth and encroaches upon Excommunicado's enemies. This death spewing fissure is the first, with many of its kind yet to come.
Will you continue to defy me? Do you not realize that inevitably, you will be consumed by darkness and become my mindless drone. Your individuality- gone- your mind blank. You will answer to me one way or the other.

So decide. Surrender or fight.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 3:38:37 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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You're such a poet Excom.!

I just sit on my rock. Don't start anything with my rock. Or else.

  • 06.30.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Yeah. or else. Ajentkay, you want to come up to Willy Wonka's Castle for some paralyzing beam... er i mean... Hot Chocolate? It's pleasurable... er i mean... tasty!

  • 06.30.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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Looks like you have a stalker, Agentkay. Now, considering you are my foe- I have to promote this kind of behavior.

Frag Master- don't let your inhibitions fool you. I know, deep down inside, that not only are you not willy wonka, but you are a cannibal. So eat Agentkay and I will reward you handsomely.

Either way I would like one of you to kill the other. It makes my job significantly simpler.

  • 06.30.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Looks like you have a stalker, Agentkay. Now, considering you are my foe- I have to promote this kind of behavior.

Frag Master- don't let your inhibitions fool you. I know, deep down inside, that not only are you not willy wonka, but you are a cannibal. So eat Agentkay and I will reward you handsomely.

Either way I would like one of you to kill the other. It makes my job significantly simpler.


Please edit the "g"'s to "j"'s

I'm quite content on my rock thanks.

  • 06.30.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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Meh. I quit for a while, and look what happens. F(r)ag Master gets a little gland-crazy, and plus, I don't know where I am in the game. I'm not dead, BTW, because of the googleplexes of clones I have in Slipspace.

  • 06.30.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR moves up to the edge of a nearby cliff, observing the fray. Thousands, dead and wounded, littered the battlefield, with thousands more still fighting. He signals a nearby helicopter behind him that then takes off, straight into the battle. It then starts littering the whole field with several smoke canisters. In seconds, the entire battlield is cover in thick, grey smoke. Halo CMDR puts on a pair of thermal goggles and he sees right through the smoke, all of the combatants in a fiery red. He pulls out an assault rifle with flechette rounds and begins picking off a few enemies with every short, deadly burst.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 4:00:59 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Looks like you have a stalker, Agentkay. Now, considering you are my foe- I have to promote this kind of behavior.

Frag Master- don't let your inhibitions fool you. I know, deep down inside, that not only are you not willy wonka, but you are a cannibal. So eat Agentkay and I will reward you handsomely.

Either way I would like one of you to kill the other. It makes my job significantly simpler.


No, I'm not a stalker. But sure. I'll eat ajentkay (out), alright. (sorry, that was uncalled for)

  • 06.30.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gimli
Meh. I quit for a while, and look what happens. F(r)ag Master gets a little gland-crazy, and plus, I don't know where I am in the game. I'm not dead, BTW, because of the googleplexes of clones I have in Slipspace.


If you call me -blam!- Master again, you will be doomed to a life of being flamed by me. Seriously, don't do it.

  • 06.30.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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Ajentkay leaves her rock and surveys the surrounding area. No one get near.

  • 06.30.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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hey, that guy dropped the smoke canisters, so you can't see me sneak up on you. muahahahahaha you look so vulnerable from this position, ajentkay. hahahahaha

*Frag Master licks his lips and prepares to go in for the kill, but then trips and falls over, breaking his leg. now the midget elvis impersonators drag him off and heal the leg with his high tech healing equipment.

  • 06.30.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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Halo-CMDR sees Ajentkay emerge from a rock through the fog with his thermals. He raises his weapon, but then slowly lowers. He isn't sure if she is an enemy or not, since she isn't fighting.

  • 06.30.2004 4:10 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR hears a dragging noise behind him, and quickly turns around. Nothing was there, just fog and foliage. He turns back around and continues firing at the unkown enemies below.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 4:13:31 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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The mist curls around the black figure that emerges from the woodland behind Halo CMDR. The ambiguous demonic figure draws his sword and raises his arm to deal the blow.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 4:17:46 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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He hears the similar noise again and quickly turns around. He backs up to the edge of the cliff, seeing Excommunicado and his very deadly sword. Suddenly, 4 quick loud explosions sound behind him. His helicopter that was once strafing the battlefield came crashing down into the face of the cliff, causing a massive avalanche, sending both Excommunicado and Halo CMDR down into the boulders below. Halo-CMDR raises his head and finds one of his legs broken. Excommunicado was nowhere in sight.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 4:25:50 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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Excommunicado slams into the hard earth below with a sickening thud. He wrenches his body about to see his sword majestically standing upright on the bluff above.
While muttering indecipherable incantations under his breath, Excommunicado heaves his bruised body upward, and turns to find his fallen foe, who is not to be seen.
The exploding shells and laser impacts seem muffled and distant to him, as he retreats into the forest which carries a dark potence about it. Here he will find solace.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 4:29:26 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR spots Excommunicado rise from the massive boulders, bruises covering his body, but surprisingly he moved like he hadn't been hurt much at all. Finding his assault rifle no longer in his clutches, he unholsters his pistol and quickly aims directly at him with amazing agility, but at that same speed Excommunicado quickly escapes into the forest.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 4:37:39 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 4:34 PM PDT
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Excommunicado spots his fallen foe, holding his firearm.

Excommunicado will stand and wait. If his foe discards his weapon, then battle will be honorable. If not, he will have no choice but to resort to less glorifyable methods.

  • 06.30.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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Hey. There's a such thing as joking. It was just funny how you didn't know oompa was a guy, or whatever you thought.
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Posted by: Gimli
Meh. I quit for a while, and look what happens. F(r)ag Master gets a little gland-crazy, and plus, I don't know where I am in the game. I'm not dead, BTW, because of the googleplexes of clones I have in Slipspace.


If you call me -blam!- Master again, you will be doomed to a life of being flamed by me. Seriously, don't do it.

  • 06.30.2004 4:36 PM PDT