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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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One problem. I'm not mastergrunt! And the subsequent explosion destroys your jellyfish. Where did they come from, anyway?

  • 06.28.2004 3:23 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

1. I was talking to mastergrunt, not you.
2. My Jellyfish can't be killed by you infadelite wepons. Only wepons weilded by me can inflict harm on them.
3. They came from the depths of Tartarus to unleash a havoc so great upon this world that a new rule will arise from the chaos. One led by me and my great armada of doom!

  • 06.28.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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In that case, I get my mind control device, and use you to destroy your pathetic jello bags.

  • 06.28.2004 3:29 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

My Jellyfish created a Space Command Center with 15 Super MAC guns orbiting it. This Massive 93.2 Kilometer long Space commandCenter will now serve as an orbital bombardment platform for my army as well as a rendevous point for my supreme Jellyfish Underlings to receive their orders.

HA! your pathetic mind control devices have no affect on me! They can only control the weak and unfit leaders. I am to strong for them!

[Edited on 6/28/2004 3:32:56 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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my electromagnetic pulse generator will mess up the charging of you MACs, so ha. I take a sniper, and shoot out half of your brains. Now you are too weak to resist.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 3:34:13 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 3:33 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hmmmm you now have me to serve you! I live to serve you Gimli (unless you try to kill me, then I'll rebel)

  • 06.28.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Hmmmm you now have me to serve you! I live to serve you Gimli (unless you try to kill me, then I'll rebel)


Yay! A minion! You are my right hand man, now. Start cloning yourself, and get new jelly fish! My clones are now numbering 900, 000, 000. If we win, you get half the booty.

  • 06.28.2004 3:41 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yayyyyyyy! My Jellyfish number over 1 mil! All shall fear us!

  • 06.28.2004 3:44 PM PDT
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You got that right!!! My clones have orders to begin modifications to the goo machine. Now it is coming out even faster! My base has been attached to your fortress!!

  • 06.28.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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GETS ROSIE O'DONALD TO TAKE A DUMP IN PUBLIC!

  • 06.28.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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My clones and the jellyfish force Jnice to eat the dump for being so rude and off topic.

  • 06.28.2004 3:49 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Cool. I sent down a huge tube from my Space command center and EMP ardened all of the station

  • 06.28.2004 3:51 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I musyt go to dinner. I give you temp. control of all my forces untill I get back!

  • 06.28.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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Well your exploding of my ship plan doesn't work because my ship saw you coming and made a jump away to hyperspace.My ship was then equipped with a Halo thing that emits giant pulses of beamy thingys that destroy all of your jello fish that try to kill me.

  • 06.28.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
I musyt go to dinner. I give you temp. control of all my forces untill I get back!

Thank you. Tell your mom/dad that I issued you with double dessert rations.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 3:53:47 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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I too must leave but will return(although I don't quite know when) and when I do you shall fell my vengance!!!HA HA HA goodbye

  • 06.28.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Well your exploding of my ship plan doesn't work because my ship saw you coming and made a jump away to hyperspace.My ship was then equipped with a Halo thing that emits giant pulses of beamy thingys that destroy all of your jello fish that try to kill me.

It was a command word, so your ship cannot dodge, but don't worry: Bippity Boppity Boo. There. now your ship is safe.

  • 06.28.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Gimli double posts in order to keep this at the top. He also wonders why only three people were posting for a while. Join people, join!

  • 06.28.2004 4:05 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

The Menace has returned and now that he has over 1.5 mil Jellyfish strong! None dare oppose Gimli and Menace. We have the union of the two fortresses! None dare oppose Yicknoo (my forts name) and... whatever yours forts name is!

  • 06.28.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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Wrongo. The cats would have to travel through the goo, and anyway, isn't the whole cat thing Spartan 096s gig? It's not hard for me to think, because I can't hear the tune. There are no cities for them to crush, becasue Pink and I have already saturated everything with goo and eckleberry perfume. Vet's analysis: your cats are screwed. (directed to Xeroh)

My forts name is Fred. It is my friend, but since our forts are attatched, the result is a megafort named Yicknoo Fred.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 4:17:47 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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The goo hurts badly enough to knock out a rhino. Your cats aren't invincible, because that is cheating. Vet's analysis holds.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 4:18:59 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 4:18 PM PDT