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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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So, Pink Menace, will you be my ally in this battle? who are our enemies?

Ajentkay, will you be my first lady and second in command?

*drops to one knee in front of rock and holds out diamond ring*

  • 06.30.2004 8:11 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ill help you in battle and defend you... but I think ally is to strong a word. for the time being.

  • 06.30.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
jeez. I hope this isnt the start of some hideously repulsive love triangle between a Frag, Akentjay and Elvis Impersionaters.


if the midget elvis impersonators even think about touching my soon to be second in command and first lady, they will perish and I will just make them produce more of themselves (they are h0rny ase><ual bastards that love to make more of themselves)

  • 06.30.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Ill help you in battle and defend you... but I think ally is to strong a word. for the time being.


okay, so then are you gonna be like France or somethin? Whoa, sorry. You aren't a stinky -blam!- man. I mean more like Germany?

  • 06.30.2004 8:13 PM PDT
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Pink Menace, who are our enemies? I will help you kill them all

  • 06.30.2004 8:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Ill help you in battle and defend you... but I think ally is to strong a word. for the time being.


As Tactical Advisor, I advise you to stick with your idea of ally being too strong a word until Frag gets his hormones under control. Crap, what did you do, Frag? Fall for her heavily armoured avatar? I know you're not serious about the -blam!- stuff (I hope), but for Confucius' sake, stop harrassing everyone's brains. lol. Our enemies are everyone but Excommunicado(non-aggression thing), Halo CMDR (cool guy who's helped me out a couple of times) and the people in the Undead Scourge/Menace Whatever Thing (obviously).

[Edited on 6/30/2004 8:18:44 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 8:16 PM PDT
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don't worry. I'm just joking. don't worry. Do you guys want me to stop, cuz I will if it is annoying. k?

yeah? no? keep harassing her? stop or i'll be dead? what do you guys want me to do?

  • 06.30.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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Frag Master sends his entire fleet of midget elvis impersonators to mithrandir's mcdonalds and they kill him and steal his big mac's and kill canolie too. (Spam angers them greatly)

  • 06.30.2004 8:21 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

What does you heart tell you, Frag Master?

*your heart* "Stop! God Dammit Frag spare me!"

  • 06.30.2004 8:22 PM PDT
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lol. I actually don't care.

Edit: If you guys get bored, watch the potter puppet pals movies on UGO flashplayer. no time to make a link, just google it. Watch the original, then #2. Funny.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 8:25:47 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 8:23 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Well my men of the Other Dimension... I must retire and ponder how to harness the other dimensions power. Becoming dead has opened my eyes to how small we really are. I must find out how to use these other dimensions to my advantage! Well, fare thee well. Gimli, take control of the entire 3rd infantry divison. (I named my army that)

  • 06.30.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR accepts alliance with Pink Menace and Gimli, but is tentative about joining with Excommunicado. He hadn't seen him in a while, but he knows that Excommunicado is against oompaloompa, so his status is now neutral.

With these new-found allies, the odds have changed, but the tables have definitly not turned. Halo CMDR now moves in his attack force; 2 drivers for each APC(6 APCs), 5 troops in each troop carrier(8 troop carriers), and 4 soldiers in each dropship(8 dropships). The dropships flew low and dropped off Halo CMDR and the other 15 soldiers on a small hill right behind oompaloompa's giant army, and ahead of that were 4 gigantic dropships. They looked more like small cruisers than dropships. The troop carrier then came around to the right flank of the army that now started boarding the huge dropships. The APCs went around the left flank of the army, to right behind the dropships, so they blocked the soldiers' view of the APCs.

  • 06.30.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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EVERYBODY!!! BEFORE WE GO ON THE WHOLE TROOP THINGY!!! I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed the man to man combat. The whole ordering invincible warships with bajillion class armour and a trillion shields around was stupid. Fun, but not as much fun as one on one. BTW, Halo CMDR, Excomm... really enjoyed your fight... the way that Halo CMDR makes himself miss, etc really adds to the war. Makes it seem more real.

Edit: Halo CMDR it is against ethic for the living to command the dead, but our leader would not mind if you took over tac. com. while I am gone. You are in charge, but the minions will not appreciate being led into battle by you. Defense only, if you ask me. Makes it more fair. Have fun, Gimli out.

[Edited on 6/30/2004 8:32:32 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gimli
EVERYBODY!!! BEFORE WE GO ON THE WHOLE TROOP THINGY!!! I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed the man to man combat. The whole ordering invincible warships with bajillion class armour and a trillion shields around was stupid. Fun, but not as much fun as one on one. BTW, Halo CMDR, Excomm... really enjoyed your fight... the way that Halo CMDR makes himself miss, etc really adds to the war. Makes it seem more real.

Edit: Halo CMDR it is against ethic for the living to command the dead, but our leader would not mind if you took over tac. com. while I am gone. You are in charge, but the minions will not appreciate being led into battle by you. Defense only, if you ask me. Makes it more fair. Have fun, Gimli out.


Alright. My troops can't attack yet, and it will take quite a while for oompaloompa's minions to board those dropships. My forces probably won't be noticed either. All of my soldiers and vehicles are hidden in the thick foliage and aren't in firing position.

  • 06.30.2004 8:37 PM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 materilizes in puff of sulfuric smoke, ready to cast his spells.
He draws a 8-sided pentagram (yes!), and summons the uncontrollable militant hippie pascifist of doom and destruction. The uncontrollable hippie pascifist of doom and destruction uses his amazing powers to transform all weapons and veichles into grass (yes grass), and all minions to ants, and all clones into furry dalmatian puppies. This works in all possible and impossible dimensions and planes of existence.



[Edited on 7/1/2004 4:32:15 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:17 AM PDT
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Zeke rises from his grave to do order Dael around since technically he works for him. Zeke just lets Dael do his thing.

  • 07.01.2004 5:38 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Blas you. Normally spells don't work on our dimension, but since your practicing necromancy, which is about dead stuff, it does have an effect on us. Blast you!

  • 07.01.2004 6:11 AM PDT
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Zeke, I don't remember ever saying I work for you. You're probably hallucinating because you got slighly mad(as in maniac) when your minions turned into ants.
As I remember it, I rule over the larger part of the multiverse, including you

  • 07.01.2004 6:48 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Daeiaith2, so you know, yo dont rule over the Other Realm. Thats covered by me and Grim here. Were the only true DEAD ones in this war, therefore, we get the Realm of the Dead. K?

  • 07.01.2004 8:06 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yes! I havve figured out how to gain acess to the other Dimensions besides that of the Living and that of the Dead! Grim, we need to set up bases in these Planes of existance. We may find valuable assets.

  • 07.01.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
What does you heart tell you, Frag Master?

*your heart* "Stop! God Dammit Frag spare me!"


My heart tells me to stop eating at McDonalds! Oh, don't worry, you will be spared.

Will you be my ally? I need more backup than the midget elvis impersonators! I would ask Ajentkay, but she doesn't seem to be on right now.

  • 07.01.2004 8:47 AM PDT
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Whoa, here's a dimension to a box canyon on Halo 500 years before Halo takes place! Let's call it Blood Gulch! EVERYBODY CONTINUE LASER WARS AT BLOOD GULCH!

ha, I just set up a blue base! We control the box canyon! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hurry up, Pink Menace, lets start building some tanks and armored jeeps to counter the enemy. Oh, some light reconaisanse vehicles would be nice too.

  • 07.01.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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Good job everyone! I think we'll call these warthogs, these ghosts, and the tank, we'll call it Sheila.

elvis guy: but why warthog?

Frag Master: kills him and tells them to make another elvis guy

(NO THIS IS TURNING INTO RvB!!!!! HELP!!!!!)

  • 07.01.2004 9:18 AM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 casts an other spell and teleports everyone to a big, unspoiled and weapons of mass destruction proof world
(so that it doesn't blow up first thing)


[Edited on 7/1/2004 10:10:55 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 10:10 AM PDT
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Killingspree has typed alot but it said error , now he doesnt feel like typing everything again. But He has escape the spell only to find everyone gone!

  • 07.01.2004 10:17 AM PDT