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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
I would, if only my hands would stop being smoke!

Yeah. Sure. Fear.

  • 07.01.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
Excommunicado, read what my spell did last this page. All minions are transformed into ants, and all weapons into grass. Everything for the sake of honorable fights

(and, we're NOT in blood gulch, whatever frag master says, we're on a big, unspoiled world that also happens to be immune to explosions [just the terrain])


Exactly. Blood gulch is a big, unspoiled world and is immune to explosions. Just accept the truth, we are at blood gulch, and the midget elvis impersonators were not affected by your spell to turn them into something else.

  • 07.01.2004 11:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Spartan 096- Could you please try to set up an appointment with Halo CMDR about negotiating a temporary alliance to incapacitate oompaloompa's forces.

To battle oompaloompa's forces, if we do come to an accord, I will start the attack with saturation bombing and the employment of biological agents.

This approach isn't necessarily honorable, but can we all agree that defeating oompaloompa is an important item, considering the numbers of his troops.


As oompaloompas sort of almost ally status with him, I cannot allow that to happen. We will storm your red base and take it over! The box canyon is ours! Long live blue base! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.01.2004 11:24 AM PDT
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Frag Master, you're hallucinating. I recommend going to a good shrink

  • 07.01.2004 11:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
Frag Master, you're hallucinating. I recommend going to a good shrink


I just got help just before that whole Ajentkay thing blew over. Remember, I sat on the sofa and my counselor came in? Yeah, well I'm better now and we are going to storm your red base and get rid of you forever!

*Frag Master's forces storm red base, killing all inside, and then DaEIAITH2 turns into his gas form but Frag Master traps him in a jar before he can float away*

haha I've got you now! hahahahahahaha

  • 07.01.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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Ok, ill admit. I have you strapped down on a table, and plugged you into a computer system. Everything you experience have just been a part of my evil experiments. Unfortunately, the machine ate a halo disc, hence your obsession with bloodgulch

  • 07.01.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Go ahead and storm the red base... So far its just been myself thats been fighting the battles, my military hasn't done a single thing.

Which means: The red base is empty. Go ahead and storm it.

  • 07.01.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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All your soldiers are ants, excommunicado
(soldiers are included in the "minion" term)

[Edited on 7/1/2004 11:33:05 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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You don't even know where my soldiers are!!
You don't even know if they exist!!

Besides, I'm powerful. I don't need much assistance. I'm a mage, remember?

EDIT: All I need is my staff and my bane.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 11:34:41 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
Ok, ill admit. I have you strapped down on a table, and plugged you into a computer system. Everything you experience have just been a part of my evil experiments. Unfortunately, the machine ate a halo disc, hence your obsession with bloodgulch


oh, okay.

*Frag Master gets off table, kills DaEIAITH2, traps his gas form into another jar, and then uses teleportation machine to teleport everyone to blood gulch. He then destroys the machine, so everyone is trapped at Blood Gulch, and DaEIAITH2 is still trapped in a jar*

you should have kept your mouth shut.

*Frag Master fastens a hydrogen bomb to the jar and puts it all inside an unbreakable steel reinforced diamond sphere to contain the explosion*

If anybody so much as touches the jar, it will explode with the force of 10,000,000 megatons, incinerating and destroying every particle inside the unbreakable sphere

hahahahahaha i win

  • 07.01.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Go ahead and storm the red base... So far its just been myself thats been fighting the battles, my military hasn't done a single thing.

Which means: The red base is empty. Go ahead and storm it.


I stormed red base and killed that Dsomething guy and trapped him into a jar. Then I woke up in his lab, so I killed him, trapped him into a jar, and teleported everyone back to Blood gulch and destroyed the teleportation machine so we are all stuck there for eternity. then I put a bomb on the jar, etc.

  • 07.01.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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I have never had minions either, I'm a mage too you know. Just because I mostly practice necromancy and summons doesn't mean I can't cast ordinary spells

(edit to Frag Master: The smoke isn't technically smoke, what you see is just a light disortion created by the pure energi that it really is, so, I can move trough things. And just as you know, energy can't be destroyed)

[Edited on 7/1/2004 11:40:47 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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Oh, DaEIAITH, everbody's forces are intact except for yours. Your spell only turned your forces into ants, and everybody else has all of therir stuff as normal and we are all at blood gulch and you are in a jar, and if you try to move, you will be obliterated! hahahahah!

  • 07.01.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
I have never had minions either, I'm a mage too you know. Just because I mostly practice necromancy and summons doesn't mean I can't cast ordinary spells

Then again, I never said I didn't have minions!

And for your information, I can't cast ordinary spells. My power is absolute or obsolete. That's why I am trained and disciplined with the sword.

  • 07.01.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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yeah, but your sword will do jack $hit against my assault rifle and my midget elvis impersonators!

  • 07.01.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Yes, but I'm one angry person. Magery and sword craft isnt the limit of my powers. I am disciplined in covert functions and mind manipulation.

  • 07.01.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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well the midget elvis impersonators are too stupid to be possessed, so your mind control has no effect on them. I'll just cut you down with the Assault Rifle, then.

But before I do, would you like to be my ally?

  • 07.01.2004 11:49 AM PDT
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Alright, I'm back. What did I miss? My forces are still hid in the thick forest ready to attack oompaloompa's forces, so I haven't ordered the dead guys yet.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 11:56:56 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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we are all at blood gulch and you are at red base, whereas me and my allies are at blue base. we are about to storm your base and kill you

  • 07.01.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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Frag master suffers from a severe psychological disorder which makes so that he belives we are in bloodgulch. In truth, we're on a big, new world, with a small canyon that can be considered being blood gulch if you are mentally disturbed

[Edited on 7/1/2004 12:01:21 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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ok, so did we actually move or are we still on that nondescript planet of which oompaloompas was trying to evacuate his forces from? If we are in the same place, then I can continue my plan.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 12:04:31 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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No we are on a new world, which is much bigger than the last.
And all minions (soldiers etc.) were transformed into ants, and weapons into grass

  • 07.01.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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CMDR who are your allies?

  • 07.01.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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Gimli(who might be dead), Excommunicado(temporary), and Pink Menace.

  • 07.01.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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I have no allies, yet.

  • 07.01.2004 12:13 PM PDT