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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Gimli(who might be dead), Excommunicado(temporary), and Pink Menace.


then i am with u

  • 07.01.2004 12:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lt Devon
I have no allies, yet.


Although you usually start off this war without any allies, you might be able to join us, since oompaloompas forces are gigantic. You might have to talk to Pink Menace or Gimli about it.

  • 07.01.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
Posted by: Halo CMDR
Gimli(who might be dead), Excommunicado(temporary), and Pink Menace.


then i am with u


cool. We need more people to fight oompaloompa's ridiculously huge army.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 12:27:38 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:17 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

For the records, you CAN join us. Gimli IS dead, and I am tired. Wait... so (Frag Master, please don't answer this) for the records, where are we now?

  • 07.01.2004 12:30 PM PDT
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We are on a new world, that is very similiar to the old world, except that it is many times bigger, and it can't be permanently destroyed
(I teleported us here, and I was tired at the very high rate the worlds were destroyed)

  • 07.01.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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My place is not here. I will return to earth to battle oompaloompas forces. That is critical.

  • 07.01.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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I think I accidently may have brought oompaloompa and his army here. Everything on that world were transferred to this world.

  • 07.01.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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Well, since the terrain has changed dramatically, Halo CMDR orders all of his forces to retreat back to his base for a reworking of strategy.

So, where is oompaloompa's army and the ships he said would evac the soldiers from the planet?

[Edited on 7/1/2004 12:42:29 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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pink or CMDR take my flag ship the Arcangel it has two divison of shock poodles

  • 07.01.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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He had his army in ships? Ooops... Everything that was more then 20 meters above ground got a little misplaced. More precisely, 20 meters below ground

  • 07.01.2004 12:43 PM PDT
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Well, we don't know where killingspree and oompaloompa's army is, so we can't attack just yet.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 12:44:48 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:43 PM PDT
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fort HUMPY2 and the rest of my fleet are going to arrive soon take care of my poodles (CMDR, PINK will brief U) I just by to bring rendforcement [I'LL be back]

  • 07.01.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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take care i'm out

  • 07.01.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
pink or CMDR take my flag ship the Arcangel it has two divison of shock poodles


Can your flagship carry 8 dropships with extra armor plating, 8 troop carriers, 6 large APCs, and 79 soldiers?

[Edited on 7/1/2004 12:46:51 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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byrum comes bearing coffee for all.

  • 07.01.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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Hell yeah its the pride of my nation of HUMPTOPIA I work hard to get this far dont screw it up CMDR peace out P.S Pink take care

  • 07.01.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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CMDR, I was allies with Pink Menace and sort of allies with Oompaloompa, so can I be your ally too? I still have that one guy trapped in a jar...

  • 07.01.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
CMDR, I was allies with Pink Menace and sort of allies with Oompaloompa, so can I be your ally too? I still have that one guy trapped in a jar...


If you join sides with me, then you will have to consider oomploompa and killingspree an enemy of yours.

  • 07.01.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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grrrrr... You are an enemy then!

Fine. I'll accept the fact that you guys teleported us once again away from Blood Gulch onto a bigger planet, but I'll just be chillin at my love shack! woo ha!

*Frag Master sips margaritas next to happy hot women at his love shack*

sorry, ajentkay.

  • 07.01.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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oompaloompas only allies are those of killingspree and zeke. the mighty oompaloompa will gladly consider others, only if they give up all others, i dont care if i attack your friends, for this is a war, and i shall show no mercy

ajent kay is also ally but she shows no agretion towards war

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:01:10 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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In case you didn't notice my edit, frag master:
I'm not really smoke, what you see as smoke is really just a light disortion created by the awesome amount of energy held in a limited space. Due to the nature of this energy, everything that comes into contact with this "smoke" will be transformed into energy and assimilated in me. And, so you know, energy can't be destroyed. I am free, and is currently working on a new plan of mass obliteration and humiliaton of all who oppose me.

  • 07.01.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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goddamnit! who wants coffee? tea? vodka?

  • 07.01.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
In case you didn't notice my edit, frag master:
I'm not really smoke, what you see as smoke is really just a light disortion created by the awesome amount of energy held in a limited space. Due to the nature of this energy, everything that comes into contact with this "smoke" will be transformed into energy and assimilated in me. And, so you know, energy can't be destroyed. I am free, and is currently working on a new plan of mass obliteration and humiliaton of all who oppose me.


So you absorbed my jar then? HOW DARE YOU? Hahahaha, I see it now. There is a big jar shaped lump protruding from your head! hahahaha

but you said anything that comes in contact with you is turned into energy and absorbed, so you can't wear clothes? Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.

  • 07.01.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
goddamnit! who wants coffee? tea? vodka?


I already got some margaritas. hey, come on over to my love shack. there's some hot girls for ya there.

  • 07.01.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
In case you didn't notice my edit, frag master:
I'm not really smoke, what you see as smoke is really just a light disortion created by the awesome amount of energy held in a limited space. Due to the nature of this energy, everything that comes into contact with this "smoke" will be transformed into energy and assimilated in me. And, so you know, energy can't be destroyed. I am free, and is currently working on a new plan of mass obliteration and humiliaton of all who oppose me.


who are your allies and enemies DaEIAITH2? I know frag master is an enemy of yours since he trapped you in some kind of nuke jar.

  • 07.01.2004 1:03 PM PDT