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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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oompaloompa focuses his army on the omocron galaxy, all who do not wish to die, leave now or join my army and be with us when we reach the paradise galaxy, our final stop were we will not be troubled by enemies

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:04:55 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: byrum
goddamnit! who wants coffee? tea? vodka?


I already got some margaritas. hey, come on over to my love shack. there's some hot girls for ya there.


I am not sure whether to accept or scream.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa focuses his army on the omocron galaxy, all who do not wish to die, leave now or join my army and be with us when we reach the paradise galaxy, our final stop were we will not be troubled by enemies.


I 'byrum' you. You no longer exist.

  • 07.01.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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the byrum effect has no effect on my kind you insolent bean

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Halo CMDR: I'm currently on my own

Frag Master: I can wear clothes. It's just when I am dematerilized I absorb things

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Posted by: byrum
Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: byrum
goddamnit! who wants coffee? tea? vodka?


I already got some margaritas. hey, come on over to my love shack. there's some hot girls for ya there.


I am not sure whether to accept or scream.


don't worry. there are no videos of me and oompaloompa here. (thank God)

there is a hot girl here who wants you now, Byrum, and if you don't show up soon, she'll be with me along with the 5 other hot chicks who are with me now.

  • 07.01.2004 1:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa focuses his army on the omocron galaxy, all who do not wish to die, leave now or join my army and be with us when we reach the paradise galaxy, our final stop were we will not be troubled by enemies


I though you were still on that planet with about a million minions. Weren't you about to order your troops into ships and leave the planet?

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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
Halo CMDR: I'm currently on my own

Frag Master: I can wear clothes. It's just when I am dematerilized I absorb things


Okay. good. I won't be back to the battlefield soon, though. I am just sitting here happily at my love shack with all these gorgeous women sipping margaritas! : )
wort wort wort!

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so these women, there bi-blam!-s

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don't worry. there are no videos of me and oompaloompa here. (thank God)

there is a hot girl here who wants you now, Byrum, and if you don't show up soon, she'll be with me along with the 5 other hot chicks who are with me now.[/quote]

I teleport to the doorstep. *looks around cautiously, expecting a trap*

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa focuses his army on the omocron galaxy, all who do not wish to die, leave now or join my army and be with us when we reach the paradise galaxy, our final stop were we will not be troubled by enemies


I though you were still on that planet with about a million minions. Weren't you about to order your troops into ships and leave the planet?

we already left that planet and galaxy for we have clensed it, and now we are focusing on the omocron galaxy, which will seice to exist in a matter of days

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I shrink this "omocron" galaxy, and put it in my pocket.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
so these women, there bi-blam!-s


no they are not bi se><ual. they are just hot heterose><ual women who just want some lovin.

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Posted by: byrum
I shrink this "omocron" galaxy, and put it in my pocket.


now we dont have to waste our time on then, thanks to you, we are gonna destroy your galaxy now, move to another one, or be dimolished by trillions of soldiers

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Byrum, you better hurry up. the keypad lock code is 34517. It is not a trap. Come on, She's gonna jump on me if you don't get here soon.

  • 07.01.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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ah finished CMDR if u need a spot to retreat The planet HUMPTOPIA has a unbrek able energy sheild only accessable by u, PINK and my [aka your] other allies. I only want peace. i am do tis to pay back some favors

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
ah finished CMDR if u need a spot to retreat The planet HUMPTOPIA has a unbrek able energy sheild only accessable by u, PINK and my [aka your] other allies. I only want peace. i am do tis to pay back some favors
i drop -blam!- fluid on your sheild so whom ever is inside that shield or enters it, becomes 2000% -blam!-, HAHAHAHAHAHA

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frag ur welcome to there is a lot hot chicks for u

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Ah crap! You already left the planet?! Good thing I have this Arcangel flagship at least. I will stop your cruisers in space before you destroy another world.

Halo CMDR and all of his forces board the flagship Arcangel, and now leave the planet, en route to oomploompa's fleet. He dismantles the Archer missile pods on his 6 APCs and applies them to the flagship so they can come in use during battle.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
ah finished CMDR if u need a spot to retreat The planet HUMPTOPIA has a unbrek able energy sheild only accessable by u, PINK and my [aka your] other allies. I only want peace. i am do tis to pay back some favors
i drop -blam!- fluid on your sheild so whom ever is inside that shield or enters it, becomes 2000% -blam!-, HAHAHAHAHAHA


only a -blam!- person has access to -blam!- fluid, so what does that make you? hmmmm...

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
frag ur welcome to there is a lot hot chicks for u


thanks man. Come on over to my love shack. About 25 more hot chicks came in and want some lovin. Hey, everybody is welcome here. Drinks are on me! (unless you are under 21) -blam!-! that means I can't drink my Margarita!

Oh well, *sips kitty c0cktail*

  • 07.01.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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using my MOJO i reverse the fluid (and what wrong with being -blam!-?)

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Ah crap! You already left the planet?! Good thing I have this Arcangel flagship at least. I will stop your cruisers in space before you destroy another world.

Halo CMDR and all of his forces board the flagship Arcangel, and now leave the planet, en route to oomploompa's fleet. He dismantles the Archer missile pods on his 6 APCs and applies them to the flagship so they can come in use during battle.
why would you even try to attack me, for my whole army is composed of 30,000,000 war ships, and if you come within .5 lightyears within my ships, killingspree's army and zeke army will activate,and come to help, withc comes to a total of 50,000,000 war ships with sheilds and armor that grows back if damaged, AND, each ship is equipped with 40 mac guns, 150 turrets, and 80 missile hatches, are you up to the challenge

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
using my MOJO i reverse the fluid (and what wrong with being -blam!-?)


cool, now it's safe to land on your planet and load up more weapons. How do these shock poodle things work? Do they work in space?

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:20:01 PM]

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